T.L.S.I.T.W.O.T.W. (B.S.) volume 3!

[Rubric]

gave him much needed counseling to help with his impotence. After this counselling he rushed...

 

[Froggeh]

to the nearest toilet where he...

 

[Gombur Glodson]

misjudged his preshit feeling and ejected a log on the floor

 

[SheepCow]

not finding the courage to clean it up he found an open window and proceeded to ...

 

[Gombur Glodson]

get a sniff of fresh air and then jumped out of the window thus escaping..

 

[Froggeh]

from the shit-wardens who were carrying..

 

['Shy]

very large axes

 

[Froggeh]

forged from..

 

[Gombur Glodson]

The Pope's toenails

 

['Shy]

and painted a lovely shade of

 

[Gombur Glodson]

Indigo. He dashed onwards...

 

[Froggeh]

until he arrived at a motorway where he..

 

[Nibbler]

...hitched a lift from an elephant in a mini cooper. 'Where to?' asked Nelly, to which the bear replied...

 

[Gombur Glodson]

Soooomewheereee oooover the raaaainbooow.

Where we shall seek the pot of gold and fend of the invading gnome army.

We must make haste!

 

[Gombur Glodson]

Wtf just happend? oO

*kicks his lagging browser*

 

[Froggeh]

during which time, he dreamt of wonderful..

 

[Rubric]

during which time, he dreamt of wonderful..

sex now he was cured. He spotted another bear.....

 

[Wij]

...which was unusual on a motorway. Nevertheless...

 

[Gombur Glodson]

they fornicated and the result was..

 

[Wij]

...good. So...

 

[Gombur Glodson]

they had a smoke and went on with their respective business.

Meanwhile in the seventh layer of hell...

 

[Rubric]

they had a smoke and went on with their respective business.

Meanwhile in the seventh layer of hell...

Satan got annoyed by the leak from the sixth layers toilet seeping down the wall so he....

 

[Stazbumpa]

....rang upstairs to the 6th level Imps, and.....

 

[Gombur Glodson]

Scoled them good!

Then he had his secretary take a memo...

"Dear Jesus.....

 

[Munkey]

sweet mother of god! my feet are melting! help! help"

Unfortunatly the secretary thought this was part of the memo and thus satan was turned into a puddle of water. The bear knew none of this however and was busy poking his arse out the window of the mini-cooper towards...

 

[Gombur Glodson]

Amsterdam, The bear needed weed and hot dangy! he was going to get it..

However!

 

[Ch3tan]

Satan had turned from water into steam and was fast ascending from hell to the real world....

 

[MYstIC G]

Until I kicked him in the bollocks because he was pissing me off. Subsequently I then nick material from Monty Python and say "and now for something, completely different" which then leaves us watching.....

 

[Gombur Glodson]

porno

Like most men the bear was getting excited and...

 

[Furr]

grabbed a cushion and some luxury tissue paper when all of a sudden....