T.L.S.I.T.W.O.T.W. (B.S.) volume 3!

[Nibbler]

There once lived a monkey named Phillipe, who was particularly good at...




("I'll get me coat")

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Nothing.

The end.

 

[Nibbler]

*weep*

 

[Wazzerphuk]

*point, laugh and violate*

 

[Xavier]

Thankfully his cousin Gerard was far more adventurous, and one morning...

 

[Mysteriax]

Thankfully his cousin Gerard was far more adventurous, and one morning...

He walked outside and a piano dropped on his head.
The end

 

[Nibbler]

It's us against the world Xav!

 

[Fweddy]

The piano skuttled away and Phillipe vowed he'd have his revenge...

 

[Nibbler]

...so he waged a war against all the ivory hunters of the universe. The elephants fully supported his...

 

[Fweddy]

...newly formed Galactic Empire and set thermselves up as an elite...

 

[Nibbler]

...council to Phillipe. After the huge space zeppelin was built, money soon ran dry, so Phillipe and the elephants made their cash by...

 

[Doh_boy]

..going round the galaxy as a variety show. All was going well until the most popular act..

 

['Shy]

died.

 

[Fweddy]

The horrible mutant space plague that killed them swept the universe, killing...

 

[Nibbler]

no-one else, which was quite fortunate. However, goodness didn't last for long, as...

 

['Shy]

they were dead.

 

[old.Osy]

the big ass zeppelin fell on top of the circus. 5000 casualties, world in shock, End of Monkeys.

 

[Fweddy]

Eventually though, humans evolved into monkeys, and...

 

[Nibbler]

...a time warp was mysteriously created, as evolution somehow went backwards. Eventually, the world became a single cell, which...

 

[pcg79]

...was pink, pulsated and smelled of piss. Suddenly...

 

[Fragster]

...it died.

 

[Nibbler]

...and ascended into paradise, where it stayed, and was happy. Until...

 

[Stimpy]

it was invaded by giant marshmallow men who liked nothing more than...

 

[Fweddy]

...to eat sausages, served with tiny...

 

[Wij]

...cocks. They loved to eat chicken, especially small male ones. Meanwhile back on the real earth Wij was preparing to have a wan...

 

[pcg79]

..., when he was attacked by...

 

[Jonaldo]

Is this a spam thread?

 

[Insane]

giant bugs which captured millions of people and stuck them into...

(its a story thread you imbicile! )

 

[pcg79]

...turd covered badger holes. Inside each hole,besides the people was...

 

[worMatty]

... the device that created them, as all the people had evolved into monkeys previously. Suddenly...