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Discussion in 'The Front Room' started by Nibbler, Dec 23, 2003.

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  1. Nibbler

    Nibbler Fledgling Freddie

    There once lived a monkey named Phillipe, who was particularly good at...




    ("I'll get me coat")
     
    Nibbler, Dec 23, 2003
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  2. Wazzerphuk

    Wazzerphuk FH is my second home

    Nothing.

    The end.
     
    Wazzerphuk, Dec 23, 2003
    #2
  3. Nibbler

    Nibbler Fledgling Freddie

    *weep*
     
    Nibbler, Dec 23, 2003
    #3
  4. Wazzerphuk

    Wazzerphuk FH is my second home

    *point, laugh and violate*
     
    Wazzerphuk, Dec 23, 2003
    #4
  5. Xavier

    Xavier Can't get enough of FH

    Thankfully his cousin Gerard was far more adventurous, and one morning...
     
    Xavier, Dec 23, 2003
    #5
  6. Mysteriax

    Mysteriax Fledgling Freddie

    He walked outside and a piano dropped on his head.
    The end :clap:
     
    Mysteriax, Dec 23, 2003
    #6
  7. Nibbler

    Nibbler Fledgling Freddie

    It's us against the world Xav!
     
    Nibbler, Dec 23, 2003
    #7
  8. Fweddy

    Fweddy FH is my second home

    The piano skuttled away and Phillipe vowed he'd have his revenge...
     
    Fweddy, Dec 23, 2003
    #8
  9. Nibbler

    Nibbler Fledgling Freddie

    ...so he waged a war against all the ivory hunters of the universe. The elephants fully supported his...
     
    Nibbler, Dec 23, 2003
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  10. Fweddy

    Fweddy FH is my second home

    ...newly formed Galactic Empire and set thermselves up as an elite...
     
    Fweddy, Dec 23, 2003
    #10
  11. Nibbler

    Nibbler Fledgling Freddie

    ...council to Phillipe. After the huge space zeppelin was built, money soon ran dry, so Phillipe and the elephants made their cash by...
     
    Nibbler, Dec 23, 2003
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  12. Doh_boy

    Doh_boy Resident Freddy

    ..going round the galaxy as a variety show. All was going well until the most popular act..
     
    Doh_boy, Dec 23, 2003
    #12
  13. 'Shy

    'Shy One of Freddy's beloved

    died.
     
    'Shy, Dec 23, 2003
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  14. Fweddy

    Fweddy FH is my second home

    The horrible mutant space plague that killed them swept the universe, killing...
     
    Fweddy, Dec 23, 2003
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  15. Nibbler

    Nibbler Fledgling Freddie

    no-one else, which was quite fortunate. However, goodness didn't last for long, as...
     
    Nibbler, Dec 23, 2003
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  16. 'Shy

    'Shy One of Freddy's beloved

    they were dead.
     
    'Shy, Dec 23, 2003
    #16
  17. old.Osy

    old.Osy No longer scrounging, still a bastard.

    the big ass zeppelin fell on top of the circus. 5000 casualties, world in shock, End of Monkeys.
     
    old.Osy, Dec 23, 2003
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  18. Fweddy

    Fweddy FH is my second home

    Eventually though, humans evolved into monkeys, and...
     
    Fweddy, Dec 23, 2003
    #18
  19. Nibbler

    Nibbler Fledgling Freddie

    ...a time warp was mysteriously created, as evolution somehow went backwards. Eventually, the world became a single cell, which...
     
    Nibbler, Dec 23, 2003
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  20. pcg79

    pcg79 One of Freddy's beloved

    ...was pink, pulsated and smelled of piss. Suddenly...
     
    pcg79, Dec 23, 2003
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  21. Fragster

    Fragster Fledgling Freddie

    ...it died.
     
    Fragster, Dec 23, 2003
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  22. Nibbler

    Nibbler Fledgling Freddie

    ...and ascended into paradise, where it stayed, and was happy. Until...
     
    Nibbler, Dec 23, 2003
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  23. Stimpy

    Stimpy Fledgling Freddie

    it was invaded by giant marshmallow men who liked nothing more than...
     
    Stimpy, Dec 23, 2003
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  24. Fweddy

    Fweddy FH is my second home

    ...to eat sausages, served with tiny...
     
    Fweddy, Dec 23, 2003
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  25. Wij

    Wij I am a FH squatter FH Subscriber

    ...cocks. They loved to eat chicken, especially small male ones. Meanwhile back on the real earth Wij was preparing to have a wan...
     
    Wij, Dec 23, 2003
    #25
  26. pcg79

    pcg79 One of Freddy's beloved

    ..., when he was attacked by...
     
    pcg79, Dec 23, 2003
    #26
  27. Jonaldo

    Jonaldo Can't get enough of FH

    Is this a spam thread?
     
    Jonaldo, Dec 23, 2003
    #27
  28. Insane

    Insane Wait... whatwhat?

    giant bugs which captured millions of people and stuck them into...

    (its a story thread you imbicile! :eek: )
     
    Insane, Dec 23, 2003
    #28
  29. pcg79

    pcg79 One of Freddy's beloved

    ...turd covered badger holes. Inside each hole,besides the people was...
     
    pcg79, Dec 23, 2003
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  30. worMatty

    worMatty One of Freddy's beloved

    ... the device that created them, as all the people had evolved into monkeys previously. Suddenly...
     
    worMatty, Dec 23, 2003
    #30
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