T.L.S.I.T.W.O.T.W. (B.S.) volume 3!

Nibbler

Fledgling Freddie
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There once lived a monkey named Phillipe, who was particularly good at...




("I'll get me coat")
 

Xavier

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Thankfully his cousin Gerard was far more adventurous, and one morning...
 

Mysteriax

Fledgling Freddie
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Xavier said:
Thankfully his cousin Gerard was far more adventurous, and one morning...
He walked outside and a piano dropped on his head.
The end :clap:
 

Fweddy

FH is my second home
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The piano skuttled away and Phillipe vowed he'd have his revenge...
 

Nibbler

Fledgling Freddie
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...so he waged a war against all the ivory hunters of the universe. The elephants fully supported his...
 

Fweddy

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...newly formed Galactic Empire and set thermselves up as an elite...
 

Nibbler

Fledgling Freddie
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...council to Phillipe. After the huge space zeppelin was built, money soon ran dry, so Phillipe and the elephants made their cash by...
 

Doh_boy

Resident Freddy
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..going round the galaxy as a variety show. All was going well until the most popular act..
 

Fweddy

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The horrible mutant space plague that killed them swept the universe, killing...
 

Nibbler

Fledgling Freddie
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no-one else, which was quite fortunate. However, goodness didn't last for long, as...
 

old.Osy

No longer scrounging, still a bastard.
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the big ass zeppelin fell on top of the circus. 5000 casualties, world in shock, End of Monkeys.
 

Fweddy

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Eventually though, humans evolved into monkeys, and...
 

Nibbler

Fledgling Freddie
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...a time warp was mysteriously created, as evolution somehow went backwards. Eventually, the world became a single cell, which...
 

pcg79

One of Freddy's beloved
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...was pink, pulsated and smelled of piss. Suddenly...
 

Nibbler

Fledgling Freddie
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...and ascended into paradise, where it stayed, and was happy. Until...
 

Stimpy

Fledgling Freddie
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it was invaded by giant marshmallow men who liked nothing more than...
 

Wij

I am a FH squatter
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...cocks. They loved to eat chicken, especially small male ones. Meanwhile back on the real earth Wij was preparing to have a wan...
 

Insane

Wait... whatwhat?
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giant bugs which captured millions of people and stuck them into...

(its a story thread you imbicile! :eek: )
 

pcg79

One of Freddy's beloved
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...turd covered badger holes. Inside each hole,besides the people was...
 

worMatty

One of Freddy's beloved
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... the device that created them, as all the people had evolved into monkeys previously. Suddenly...
 

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