T.L.S.I.T.W.O.T.W. (B.S.) volume 3!

[Stazbumpa]

...his nipples exploded with delight (yet more Python), causing....

 

[MYstIC G]

the final and unreversable death of the bear ceasing his existance in any form (including any adventures in the afterlife, diversions to stories about his relations or even his historic deeds.... end of bear, k, thx, bye) which was only met with sadness by a single individual named.....

 

[Gombur Glodson]

Jasper.

Jasper had been living in a small village his entire life, he'd never done any great deeds or anything special he was all in all a very common person...

 

[Froggeh]

...,bar the fact that he only had seven toes. The rest were lost in...

 

[GDW]

space, but...

 

[Furr]

..one day from out of nowhere a goblin appeared in front of jasper...

 

[Gombur Glodson]

And flashed his privates...

 

[Tom]

...at...

 

[Gombur Glodson]

Jasper who immediatly turned blind..

 

[Tom]

....with rage.....

 

[Brynn]

...ripped off his shirt and turned green...

 

[Ch3tan]

unfortunetly, Hulking up was no use against a magical goblin, who immmedietly cast a spell transforming Jasper into a bear!

 

[Wij]

...so bear went back to watching the porno and...

 

[GDW]

suddenly the bloke that used to be in Neighbours appeared in a time machine beside him, pulled out his cock, shoved it into the bears mouth and said....

 

[Shovel]

"I couldn't afford a Swedish penis extender, can you help?"...

 

[Tom]

...no said the bear, as he hastily packed the rooster into his rucksack.....

 

[Munkey]

and left with the elephant to Cheshire.

 

[Bodhi]

The elephant saw this as a prime oppeortunity to ask the bear "Do you really shit in the woods?"

 

[Shovel]

Raising his eyebrows in a pseudo-philosophical Matrix-style way, the bear proceded to explain, pulling examples from ancient cultures the world over.

Bored and confused, the elephant awoke just in time to watch the bear dispatch 12 picnic goers in slow motion, steal their cool boxes and return to earth with the grace of an angel.

He then got to watch the bear eat, an altogether different experience - comparable only to...

 

[Stazbumpa]

...having your brain rubbed with sandpaper, which...

 

[Astfgl]

...stings like hell!

 

[Munkey]

Unfortunatly Mojo Jojo was there and saw the bear, thus deciding to capture it for his evil schemes against the powerpuff girls! But Wij, TDC and Tom were having none of this used their superpower...

 

[Darthshearer]

TDC Quickly put on his special pink Ballet uniform and got out his pink lipstick rifle then with a flash..

 

[Wij]

...Wij grinned. He loved it when TDC flashed. Tom however slapped his backside heartily and...

 

[Darthshearer]

..TDC Started to giggle like a girl, mojo saw his weakness and decided to shower him with flowers and teddy bears to get round him, as this happend tom started to cry..

 

[Shovel]

"Wolf!"...

 

[dysfunction]

But the wolf was busy attending to his privates...

 

[Shovel]

The Wolf Commado Core (In direct opposition to the Badger Corp Marines, fronted by DeadManWalking) was somewhat too busy to rescue our heros. Food was scarce, as was alcohol, and being the most unprofessional ragbag army that Tom could have called apon, the last thing on their mind was duty.
In fact, Tom would have been better off hoping that he could pull the horsemen of Rohan from a Pringles tube (sounding pristeen, of course). Conveniently, Wij "popped and couldn't stop" some time ago...

 

[Munkey]

thankfully the original bear had come back, thanks to the miracle of cloning! So off it set in the mini-cooper with the other bear and the elephant to stop mojo jojo. However, whilst trying to get out...

 

[Deadmanwalking]

...the bear got stuck between the elephant and the other bear all trying to get out to see ...