T.L.S.I.T.W.O.T.W. (B.S.) volume 3!

[Tom]

...Quentin Tarrantino, who was writing a script based on.....

 

[Darthshearer]

Snow White and the Killer Dwarf's, all armed with..

 

[Shaeffer]

Poisoned Bananas (on account of the great Apple strike a few years prior). Production was rife with trouble however, as...

 

[Trancor]

...the factory had an infestation of clowns. who were slipping on the bananas and geting stuck in the factorys mechanics. The workers yelled for..

 

[Darthshearer]

more and more, they couldnt stop laughing as the cloes heads were mangled in the workings, suddenly the foreman turned up..

 

[Astfgl]

...the heating...

 

[Stazbumpa]

...causing the clowns to melt in a comical way, therefore...

 

[Darthshearer]

Snow white then suddenly started to melt, then guess who came?...

 

[Shovel]

Wij - who had snuck off to watch the porn with the Bear.

At this point however,

 

[Gombur Glodson]

The Freddyhouse community celebrated newyear

HAPPY NEWYEAR ALL!

 

[Darthshearer]

And everyone lived happily ever after

The End :wub:

 

[Ch3tan]

Of Darthshearer, it was a horrible end, the bear(s) and the elephant taking great offense at their tale being cut short. They decided to use him in the production of their own porno, and needless to say Darth's head exploded as the elephants did...

 

[Tom]

...insert...

 

[Darthshearer]

A Grandnationl Winner witha scholng as long as Python, Darthy eyes started to weeep at the sight of it, so he quickly pulled up his pants and then...

 

[00dave]

....pulled them back down again as he remembered that....

 

[RandomBastard]

Deebs was about demanding his hourly tribute.

 

[00dave]

......which we all know involves.....

 

[Rubric]

......which we all know involves.....

a mention in a story thread. So with that done....

 

[Ch3tan]

we go back to Tom and Darth missing the point and not understanding that when the Elephant blew his head, Darths head blew off.

 

[Stazbumpa]

...which was nice...

 

[Brynn]

...ethetheth eseses esetheseth You know like ethetheth eseses esetheseth round the back of one defender ethetheth eseses esetheseth right in there ...

 

[Darthshearer]

But which head blew off ..ermm nothing...Then everyone noticed Darth is a siamese twin joined at the bum to..

 

[Brynn]

...garry glitter...

 

[Ch3tan]

who died at the same time, as they shared a brain. So with Darth and Garry dead, chopped and shot to the sun in a rocket so that no cloning, miracle or anything else that could possibly be thought of to bring them back to the story, could be done. Meanwhile the original bear...

 

[MYstIC G]

is also still not back in this thread (take a fucking hint!). So moving on to something completely original we find ourselves in a universe where bears cannot exist for if they go there they explode, we find ourselves talking to herman who....

 

[pcg79]

...was a bear...

 

[Rubric]

...was a bear...

Tamer. Obviously out of work he decided he needed to retrain so he went to college and signed up for a course in......

 

[RandomBastard]

... lessons in bear hugging. Once there he met a strange creature called...

 

[-=[U.D]=- Raverbaby]

...a polar tiger, a close relative to the polar bear only not... his name was Kurt, he had a psychological problem in which he could not...

 

[Munkey]

listen to John Lennon without putting on the rose-tinted glasses. Obviosuly the bear trainer cum hugger wasn't impressed and smote the polar tiger with his enourmasly (sp) large...