Have been given a book of funny usless facts and trivia stuff, so i wills tart to spam this forum. and im bored and these are quite funny.
First Up here are the best bits imo from :
Geniune things wriitten by drivers on insurance forms.
1. I didnt think the speed limit applied after midnight.
2. I knew the dog was possessive about the car but i would not have asked her to drive it if i had thought there was any risk.
3. I knocked over a man. he admitted it was his fault as he had been run over before.
4. Coming home i drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree i dont have.
5. I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
6. In my attemp to kill a fly, i drove into a telephone poll.
7. I had been driving for forty years when i fell asleep at the whell and had an accident.
8. My car was legally parked as it backed into a nother vehicle.
9. I was sure the old fellow would make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.
10. I a pedistrain hit me and went under my car.
11. I thought my window was down, but i found it was up when i put my head through it.
12. To avoid hitting the bumpewr of the car in front, i struck the pedestrian.
13. An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.
14. The pedrstain had no idea which way to run so i ran over him.
15. I was going about 70 or 80mph when my girlgfriend on the pillion reached over and grabbed my testicals so i lost control.
16. The car infront hit the pedrestrain he got up so i hit him again.
17. I had been learning to drive with power steering, I turned the weehl to what i though was enough and found myself in a different direction going the oppposite way.
18. I blew my horn but it would not work as it had been stolen.
19. The pedrestian ran to the pavement, but i got him.
20. When i saw that i could not avoid the collision i stepped on the gas and crashed into another car.
21. I had to turn the car sharper than neccesary owing to an invisible lorry.
22. I left my car unattednded for a minture and whetter bya cciednt or deisgn, it ran away.
23. There was no damage to the car, as the gatepost will testify.
24 The other man altered his minds so i had to run into him.
25. The accident was due to another man narrowly missing me.
Enjoy.. I expect this will be first of many lists.
Merry xmas Dan
First Up here are the best bits imo from :
Geniune things wriitten by drivers on insurance forms.
1. I didnt think the speed limit applied after midnight.
2. I knew the dog was possessive about the car but i would not have asked her to drive it if i had thought there was any risk.
3. I knocked over a man. he admitted it was his fault as he had been run over before.
4. Coming home i drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree i dont have.
5. I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
6. In my attemp to kill a fly, i drove into a telephone poll.
7. I had been driving for forty years when i fell asleep at the whell and had an accident.
8. My car was legally parked as it backed into a nother vehicle.
9. I was sure the old fellow would make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.
10. I a pedistrain hit me and went under my car.
11. I thought my window was down, but i found it was up when i put my head through it.
12. To avoid hitting the bumpewr of the car in front, i struck the pedestrian.
13. An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.
14. The pedrstain had no idea which way to run so i ran over him.
15. I was going about 70 or 80mph when my girlgfriend on the pillion reached over and grabbed my testicals so i lost control.
16. The car infront hit the pedrestrain he got up so i hit him again.
17. I had been learning to drive with power steering, I turned the weehl to what i though was enough and found myself in a different direction going the oppposite way.
18. I blew my horn but it would not work as it had been stolen.
19. The pedrestian ran to the pavement, but i got him.
20. When i saw that i could not avoid the collision i stepped on the gas and crashed into another car.
21. I had to turn the car sharper than neccesary owing to an invisible lorry.
22. I left my car unattednded for a minture and whetter bya cciednt or deisgn, it ran away.
23. There was no damage to the car, as the gatepost will testify.
24 The other man altered his minds so i had to run into him.
25. The accident was due to another man narrowly missing me.
Enjoy.. I expect this will be first of many lists.
Merry xmas Dan
