SPAM random annoying things

[georgie]

also, wow you seem to have very smooth skin. do you lotion?


*rubs thighs*

 

[Scouse]

 

[Lethul]

also, wow you seem to have very smooth skin. do you lotion?


*rubs thighs*

I am more concerned about the clothing. Looks like my old nans (rip!) housecoat. Where is the flannel shirt?

 

[fettoken]

Flannel shirts are godly!

 

[DaGaffer]

OK - it's a shit pick - it's hard to bend the thumb in that direction without another hand to do it, and take a pic at the same time, but:

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You've fallen into the trap of posting pictures of yourself on here for the collective Greek Gods that populate this forum to critique. I will defend your right to post pictures of your disturbingly smooth hands to the death! They can't cope with my gorgeous shins either.

 

[CorNokZ]

OK - it's a shit pick - it's hard to bend the thumb in that direction without another hand to do it, and take a pic at the same time, but:

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tbh

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[Marc]

Falling up the stairs. Bent by thumb back, hurts like a bastard.

Did this playing rugby, last game of last season. Didn't even feel it until the adrenaline wore off in A&E

 

[Moriath]

Did this playing rugby, last game of last season. Didn't even feel it until the adrenaline wore off in A&E

You have a huge tongue lol

 

[old.user4556]

@Scouse That's a woman's hand!

 

[Scouse]

Tam says I should post a picture of my manly hand wrapped around my throbbing cock. So stop with the ladyslurs or smooth hand luke here will provide

 

[Raven]

To be fair, you would be a great ambassador for fairly liquid.

 

[fettoken]

Tam says I should post a picture of my manly hand wrapped around my throbbing cock. So stop with the ladyslurs or smooth hand luke here will provide

Hey. Keep that for the Gentlemen's section. Sir. *checks for new posts*

 

[Scouse]

To be fair, you would be a great ambassador for fairly liquid.

Fairly liquid?

Maybe I've got a 30-year-old's hand-skin because I, quite unfairly, don't often do the washing up, eh?



To be fair, my palms are scarred. Fireworks and bike accidents. - It's like they're ribbed for my pleasure

 

[caLLous]

And still nobody's bringing up the fluffy pink jumper...

 

[Scouse]

Dark red flannel dressing gown. Bloody shite Sony camera

 

[caLLous]

The pink of your fluffy pink jumper really brings out the smoothness of your ridiculously smooth hands.

 

[Scouse]

 

[Moriath]

Def pink and the hands. Shudders.

 

[Yoni]

Your hands are quite feminine @Scouse ... Lack of manual labour?

 

[Scouse]

Lack of manual labour?

Oh definitely. That's for the plebs

 

[Scouse]

Looking at my credit card statement and realising that America cost me way more than I thought it did.

Way more.

 

[CorNokZ]

Looking at my credit card statement and realising that America cost me way more than I thought it did.

Way more.

I got a bit of a surprise today as well. Wife is on leave from work and has discovered online grocery shopping. I come home from work and she tells me that she's done the shopping for the weekend. It came to 80 pounds roughly and would be delivered tomorrow. So about an hour ago the door bell rings and a guy comes in with 8 boxes of food. The kitchen floor was full of stuff! As he leaves my wife starts laughing hysterically and admits that she must have double ordered, because she has another order coming tomorrow.

When she first ordered it didn't go through, so she ordered again, but for the next day. Both apparently went through. Almost identical orders. Too late to cancel.. Can't even blame the company as I know how little techy my wife is. She knows how to swipe her card online, and that's about it.

 

[old.user4556]

I've had mixed experiences with online food shopping. Sometimes they don't have what you want, and when they do they pick a very short shelf life.

 

[CorNokZ]

I've had mixed experiences with online food shopping. Sometimes they don't have what you want, and when they do they pick a very short shelf life.

The fresh chicken and minced meat are both long from their 'best before' date and all the greens look great. Can't complain at the quality at all tbh.

My main concern is where I am going to put two more packs of paper towels...

 

[Gwadien]

I always order shopping, cos there isn't a shop nearby and no-one drives.

It turns out cheaper really, because you can focus on what you want and don't buy other shit (That's a lie.)

But yeah, I can't really complain apart from when they give you weird items as replacements (Apples for Pears for example) and then they won't do simple replacements sometimes - for instance if you order bread, and they have none, they won't get you the next best thing, they just won't give you it.

 

[Moriath]

Cant say i have ever done online shopping. Supermarket is five mins from my door step. And i get to pick what i want.

I can understand if you dont drive that its an easier option. Just got a thing about people picking stuff for me.

 

[Scouse]

for instance if you order bread, and they have none, they won't get you the next best thing, they just won't give you it.

What's the next best thing to bread?

 

[Moriath]

What's the next best thing to bread?

A different brand of bread? I do t believe they were totally out of all bread

 

[Gwadien]

What's the next best thing to bread?

Yes, a different bread.

 

[Scouse]

Yes, a different bread.

English fail. The next best thing to bread isn't bread.


Actually, on a serious note, if they didn't have my organic wholemeal seeded marxist sourdough and instead gave me a sugary crustless capitalist white I'd lose my shit and go all antisemitic on their ass.