SPAM random annoying things

[Moriath]

Hope youget better soon

 

[Edmond]

That's me rubbing your balding head

 

[CorNokZ]

Are you implying that the tip of your penis have hairs, but you're slowly losing them?

 

[old.user4556]

The Daily Mail really is toilet paper - every paper running the Prince story, they're running The Queen's birthday. Royal obsessed cunts.

 

[Raven]

On the other hand the outpouring of fake grief over some pop singer is pretty disturbing, its like people are trying to out do each other with their sadface.

Again, Facebook is chock full of arseholes crying about it, as if they need something to show emotion about.

#neverforget

 

[Yoni]

I think it is ok to express loss in a way if you compare the celeb with important life memories...ie and he is still alive when Roger Waters dies, if I out live him i'll be gutted as his Pink Floyd saw me through some really tough times.... However this mass hysteria that happens now is just a bit too emotional for me

 

[fettoken]

Dating a girl that's really perfect in every aspect + tall, blonde, my age as well. There's one hitch though. She's an leftie 'extremist'. She believes we need to let in more muslims and immigrants into the country. Apparently she's completely oblivious to the current situation. Also she does coke and X at raves. Don't know how to deal with that.. @TdC Help!

 

[TdC]

Give her my number.

 

[caLLous]

Introduce her to your lesbians.

 

[fettoken]

Give her my number.

If you get your ass to Sweden i will.

 

[old.user4556]

Today's random annoyance? The Guardian - who writes / reads this pish:

What’s in a number? William Shakespeare’s legacy analysed

Yeah, fuck you Shakespeare for being behind the times with your pro-man stance. 400 years ago.

 

[Raven]

OMG he is such a misogynist! Personally, I am OUTRAGED.

Ban this filth!

 

[Moriath]

Dating a girl that's really perfect in every aspect + tall, blonde, my age as well. There's one hitch though. She's an leftie 'extremist'. She believes we need to let in more muslims and immigrants into the country. Apparently she's completely oblivious to the current situation. Also she does coke and X at raves. Don't know how to deal with that.. @TdC Help!

Doesnt sound perfect in every aspect then far from it. Unless yr just into looks

 

[fettoken]

Doesnt sound perfect in every aspect then far from it. Unless yr just into looks

Well, she's very warm, nice and caring as well. But, then there's that side to her also. Not big on dating someone that wakes up in the middle of the night and says she needs to take something, if that is the case.

 

[old.user4556]

Does she suck a mean cock?

 

[CorNokZ]

Who the fuck wakes up in the middle of the night needing coke?

 

[caLLous]

An addict, I guess?

 

[fettoken]

Does she suck a mean cock?

Only been on one date. She took the initiative, great date, great eye contact and all. She even said we should grab more wine. Good hug after the date, no kiss though. She had a cold. She even said we definitely should do a second date really soon. I'm hopeful. But, she's one of those blondes that parties a lot and has guys around her. Not going to chase after her tail.

An addict, I guess?

As mentioned, she does party a lot and takes MDMA/ecstacy when she does, and smokes pot as well. She's almost 28 for gods sake, something is not completely right.

 

[DaGaffer]

Today's random annoyance? The Guardian - who writes / reads this pish:

What’s in a number? William Shakespeare’s legacy analysed

Yeah, fuck you Shakespeare for being behind the times with your pro-man stance. 400 years ago.

A man who wrote plays at a time when women were banned from acting and men had to play all the female parts. So a misogynist but hero of the Trans community.

I hate Millennials.

 

[DaGaffer]

Only been on one date. She took the initiative, great date, great eye contact and all. She even said we should grab more wine. Good hug after the date, no kiss though. She had a cold. She even said we definitely should do a second date really soon. I'm hopeful. But, she's one of those blondes that parties a lot and has guys around her. Not going to chase after her tail.

As mentioned, she does party a lot and takes MDMA/ecstacy when she does, and smokes pot as well. She's almost 28 for gods sake, something is not completely right.

"A cold". Riiight.

 

[fettoken]

"A cold". Riiight.

Yeah..

 

[Lakih]

IMO @fettoken get out while you still can. Does X and coke, parties a lot... sounds far from perfect in every aspect.
Make a pro's and con's list and see if the good side outweighs the bad side. And if you have concerns after a single date (and some parties i guess) then that's a big red flag right there.

 

[~Yuckfou~]

Only been on one date. She took the initiative, great date, great eye contact and all. She even said we should grab more wine. Good hug after the date, no kiss though. She had a cold. She even said we definitely should do a second date really soon. I'm hopeful. But, she's one of those blondes that parties a lot and has guys around her. Not going to chase after her tail.




As mentioned, she does party a lot and takes MDMA/ecstacy when she does, and smokes pot as well. She's almost 28 for gods sake, something is not completely right.

You've been friend zoned by a nightmare. Move on, rapidly.

 

[Raven]

Only been on one date. She took the initiative, great date, great eye contact and all. She even said we should grab more wine. Good hug after the date, no kiss though. She had a cold. She even said we definitely should do a second date really soon. I'm hopeful. But, she's one of those blondes that parties a lot and has guys around her. Not going to chase after her tail.




As mentioned, she does party a lot and takes MDMA/ecstacy when she does, and smokes pot as well. She's almost 28 for gods sake, something is not completely right.

Abort, Abort, Abort.

 

[fettoken]

Yeah i got the feeling that It'd happen. Moving on.

 

[Edmond]

you know what they say, don't stick your dick in crazy!!

 

[fettoken]

you know what they say, don't stick your dick in crazy!!

But it's fun at first..

 

[Raven]

If you want fun, take her from behind and just before she finishes call her a different name.

 

[fettoken]

If you want fun, take her from behind and just before she finishes call her a different name.

Try it on your wife, please! If she questions it, just mention Freddyshouse

 

[Marc]

Only been on one date. She took the initiative, great date, great eye contact and all. She even said we should grab more wine. Good hug after the date, no kiss though. She had a cold. She even said we definitely should do a second date really soon. I'm hopeful. But, she's one of those blondes that parties a lot and has guys around her. Not going to chase after her tail.




As mentioned, she does party a lot and takes MDMA/ecstacy when she does, and smokes pot as well. She's almost 28 for gods sake, something is not completely right.

Youve been on one date and you are trying to find something wrong with her? Man up, stop being a pussy and go with the flow