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[Marc]

And correct me if im wrong, but you were the dude that had a decent girl but fucked it up by messaging someone else on facebook and got caught out? Id say this current lass could do better than you. Sorry to be blunt, but its true

 

[CorNokZ]

But it's fun at first..

What happened to my advice and bang a lot of teens?

 

[caLLous]

He was losing too much real estate.

 

[DaGaffer]

you know what they say, don't stick your dick in crazy!!

Ooh no,crazy is great. Just don't marry it.

 

[fettoken]

What happened to my advice and bang a lot of teens?

Well, i would, but not feeling like it any longer mate. Want to meet a real woman, get kids, marry, etc. Sending them to @TdC

And correct me if im wrong, but you were the dude that had a decent girl but fucked it up by messaging someone else on facebook and got caught out? Id say this current lass could do better than you. Sorry to be blunt, but its true

Correct. Trying to change the previously faulty lifestyle now.

 

[TdC]

Does she suck a mean cock?

all the crazies do

Good hug after the date, no kiss though.

I get more off my "none shall pass" lezza friend

she does party a lot and takes MDMA/ecstacy when she does, and smokes pot as well. She's almost 28 for gods sake

ageist fucker

"A cold". Riiight.

lol

you know what they say, don't stick your dick in crazy!!

crazies are the best



Fet, I feel bad for you man. Tonight I did my utmost to pick up a nice young lady with multicolored hair, leopard print tattoos, body mods, scars and excellent musical taste. I bought beer, talked and even danced. I failed miserably, and while walking home I was somewhat dejected....until I read your posts. Thanks for cheering me up. Also, I technically got more than you due to mosh-pits and sweat. Sucks to be you

 

[fettoken]



Fet, I feel bad for you man. Tonight I did my utmost to pick up a nice young lady with multicolored hair, leopard print tattoos, body mods, scars and excellent musical taste. I bought beer, talked and even danced. I failed miserably, and while walking home I was somewhat dejected....until I read your posts. Thanks for cheering me up. Also, I technically got more than you due to mosh-pits and sweat. Sucks to be you

How can you fail miserably mate? You have that rugged look, gray-isch hair and boy-charm still! She should be all over you.

And hey, it was my first date in 14 months or so. Cut me some slack

 

[Moriath]




How can you fail miserably mate? You have that rugged look, gray-isch hair and boy-charm still! She should be all over you.

And hey, it was my first date in 14 months or so. Cut me some slack

Cause he shaved that tasche off that he grew the other year. He had a bit of the tom selecks about him with that.

 

[Yoni]

@fettoken you sir really are fucking clueless....

The lines... I want to meet a real woman, marry & kids and I met a great girl who does coke and MDMA... Do not compute

 

[old.user4556]

@fettoken you sir really are fucking clueless....

Nearly snorted out diet coke onto my keyboard.

 

[fettoken]

@fettoken you sir really are fucking clueless....

The lines... I want to meet a real woman, marry & kids and I met a great girl who does coke and MDMA... Do not compute

It's probably just a phase.

 

[old.user4556]

What is a real woman anyway? A mature woman? Basically the opposite of an equivalent man-child?

 

[fettoken]

Fair critique.

 

[old.user4556]

Genuine question though, I've met women who also want a "real man" - never known exactly what that means.

 

[fettoken]

The phrase 'real woman', i have no clue, blaming the language barrier on this one. What i ment was, a regular nice, warm and caring woman. Someone to settle down with.

Ah yes, the "real man". My guess would be the opposite of a what you so callously refer to as a man-child

 

[TdC]




How can you fail miserably mate? You have that rugged look, gray-isch hair and boy-charm still! She should be all over you.

I know, right? I mean, I even tell them my secret identity!

 

[Yoni]

From a womans point of view "real man" is a stupid term.... As this means anything with a penis....

I guess what is being referred to is someone who fits their individual ideology of what they would like like in their life partner.....

 

[Yoni]

Hotel staff being on strike... Allocating a keycard to two people so I got a midnight visitor.... Poor old boy got a hell of a shock...

 

[Gwadien]

I slept dodgy on Sunday evening, and now I'm still in pain in my shoulder/back from it, absolute fucking agony, I have no idea how I've caused this much pain.

 

[Marc]

Correct. Trying to change the previously faulty lifestyle now.

Good! Youve seen the error of your ways! Its not worth it, you will always get found out in the end.

Just bang this new chick for a bit. She will be wild in bed, I guarantee it

 

[CorNokZ]

Out of nowhere fever and a throat infection. Penicillin for a week along with ibuprofens to dwell the soreness

 

[Raven]

Falling up the stairs. Bent by thumb back, hurts like a bastard.

 

[CorNokZ]

Falling up the stairs. Bent by thumb back, hurts like a bastard.

I once landed badly on my thumb too. Wasn't broken, but it was knackered for weeks

 

[Moriath]

Did my thumb on one of those fair ground punch ball things and once when i hit my brother lol. Hurt for ages.

 

[Scouse]

Snapped a tendon in my thumb of my left hand when I was 15. Doctors missed it. Can now bend thumb 90 degrees to the right at the first big joint, in addition to the ways thumbs are meant to bend.

You're all pussies

 

[CorNokZ]

Pic or it's a lie

 

[Scouse]

OK - it's a shit pick - it's hard to bend the thumb in that direction without another hand to do it, and take a pic at the same time, but:

Spoiler

You're still all pussies

 

[TdC]

no, it's totes cool. we don't need pics

 

[TdC]

also, wow you seem to have very smooth skin. do you lotion?


*rubs thighs*

 

[Scouse]

also, wow you seem to have very smooth skin. do you lotion?

You don't need to rub your thighs to produce lotion @TdC you n00b.