It's a disease, were on holiday and ordering food at the bar a bit late in a trendy pub, we decide what to eat and I'm freaking starving..then she asks, what time is last orders?Teeds, I'm absolutely raging; it was a simple yes / no answer. She used it as a vehicle to get all bent out of shape just to be a deliberately awkward bitch - arguing for the sake of arguing. Now, our whole night is a fucking mess and it's 100% her fault.
Holy shit, you're one hell of a mind fucker.wait till you have calmed down, and then tell her gently that you didn't appreciate her being a whiny b*tch. tell her you're disappointed, because you expected more from a woman of her caliber. this way you compliment her twice, and reverse compliment her twice. gives them something to think about, eh
Sounds like you forgot that its some sort of special occasion 'tomorrow'My missus has been getting on my tits the past few days, really starting to get to me to the point i'm going to explode.
She makes the most simple tasks so stupidly difficult. The conversation went thus:
(sitting in a starbucks at 5pm).
Me: "fancy some dinner? I'll buy"
Her: "oOOoo!! Yeah !!"
Me: "great lets go"
Her: "oh ..... well ..... why don't we go for dinner tomorrow night?"
-- INSERT A BIG FUCKING DUMB IDIOT SENSATION HERE --
Me: "it's 5pm now and i'm hungry, it's dinner time, that's why I suggested we get dinner just there?"
Her: "Ok, I just thought you'd prefer to go tomorrow"
-- INSERT DAVID LYNCH STYLE 'WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE' SENSATION --
Me: "Umm - baby, it's dinner time just now - that's why I'm asking you if you want to go just now "
Her: "Why don't you want to go tomorrow?"
Me: "Erm, I've got some things on I think, not sure; plus, it's dinner time just now so I'm asking if you fancy eating something now"
Her: "What are you doing tomorrow?"
Me: "I dunno, just stuff?"
Her: "Why won't you tell me?"
Me: "I think I'm catching Bob for a couple of pints and also to check out a live band - I'm really not fucking sure, why are you making this so hard?!"
Her: "I was only asking"
By this point, we're raising our voices at each other. I don't fucking get WOMEN, I was doing the honourable thing by offering to go for a nice meal because it was dinner time, then I was given the third degree about a completely illogical, hypothetical situation about the following night. Jesus fucking Christ, remind me never to ask a woman for dinner again.
She then burst into tears.