SPAM random annoying things

[Raven]

Sounds like blob week.

 

[Shagrat]

not being able to get £5 notes from cash machines.

come to Oakham in Rutland, we still have cash machines that dish out fivers, and also a couple of shops that dont accept debit/credit cards.

It's like being Marty McFly going back to 90's England all in a lunchtime

 

[Lamp]

Bit of a way to go...but if I'm ever in that neck of the woods...

 

[TdC]

Holy shit, you're one hell of a mind fucker.

cheers bud. I learned from the best

Sounds like you forgot that its some sort of special occasion 'tomorrow'

ooo indeed! though ofc simply saying so is so impossible. personally I dislike the feeling of treading on eggshells just because I may mess up and forget a date. I'm only human, after all.

 

[Aoami]

aren't fivers in cash machines making a come back? i know we could get them at the cash machines at uni, and i swear i read an article on the beeb or some such about it becoming more common.

 

[Gwadien]

aren't fivers in cash machines making a come back? i know we could get them at the cash machines at uni, and i swear i read an article on the beeb or some such about it becoming more common.

Imagine if you withdrew £5 worth of zimbabwean dollars, you'd drown

 

[Lamp]

If they are making a comeback, not seen any in London recently...maybe they have them in the ATMs in the student unions...dunno....

 

[pez]

Think all HSBC ones in the SW dispense fivers

 

[Raven]

They do them at the mini Tesco near me, think its and HSBC machine.

 

[Rulke]

Mouse smoothing/acceleration in FPS games

People who don't notice mouse smoothing/acceleration and say I'm over-reacting

 

[Aph3x]

You

 

[Mabs]

having got back from "holidays" today, i have to add

LYNDHURST

to a list of all things utterly devoid of any merit whatsoever

 

[Billargh]

If they are making a comeback, not seen any in London recently...maybe they have them in the ATMs in the student unions...dunno....

They don't have them in London cause nothing costs less than a fiver in London.

 

[Everz]

Womin

 

[old.user4556]

Womin in the gloaming?

 

[caLLous]

Who in their right mind would go to Lyndhurst for a holiday? If it's the Lyndhurst in the New Forest.

 

[Mabs]

lol, didnt, had to go through it, hateful place to drive through

 

[megadave]

i woke up this morning with a flattened spider stuck to my face, that was a bit annoying

 

[Gwadien]

i woke up this morning with a flattened spider stuck to my face, that was a bit annoying

How the fudge?

 

[megadave]

must have walked on to my pillow while i was asleep

 

[Gwadien]

must have walked on to my pillow while i was asleep

Thoughtless prick.

 

[TdC]

Comics. Often dirty.

 

[caLLous]

Over-sensitive seatbelt-warning-beeper-thingies on the passenger side. If I put something that weighs about a third as much as an average newborn baby on the seat, I think it's quite likely that it's not human and therefore doesn't need a belt.

 

[Lamp]

getting all itchy after a haircut

 

[old.Tohtori]

getting all itchy after a haircut

Nice excuse to sneak a quick one in, ask the missus to scratch it

 

[Tuthmes]

i woke up this morning with a flattened spider stuck to my face, that was a bit annoying

On average, a person eats 7 spiders in his sleep during his lifetime.

 

[Mabs]

On average, a person eats 7 spiders in his sleep during his lifetime.

one of the most quoted and totally wrong things ever

 

[old.Tohtori]

one of the most quoted and totally wrong things ever

Yeah, it completely forgets the preggy spidermommies that carry about a 100 babbies into your belly too.

 

[Tuthmes]

one of the most quoted and totally wrong things ever

Is it?

 

[TdC]

you like your nocturnal arachnid snacks then?