SPAM random annoying things

[old.Tohtori]

you like your nocturnal arachnid snacks then?

Thanks for the photoshop idea

 

[dysfunction]

You do however swallow quite a lot of snot everyday. I think it may be as much as 1 litre.


edit:
http://www.scienceworld.ca/we-can-explain/you-swallow-a-litre-of-snot-every-day

 

[caLLous]

you like your nocturnal arachnid snacks then?

8 Legs of Love is the first one that opened up from your oglaf.com link yesterday.

 

[TdC]

I had somewhat intended that I guess

 

[caLLous]

Gah, I didn't know you linked to a story I thought you had just linked the domain name and it had randomly gone to that one. I have failed.

 

[TdC]

your secret is safe with me

 

[caLLous]

Ok, but promise you won't tell anyone?

 

[TdC]

my lips are sealed, however I admit to having used interpretive dance to tell a bunch of people just now. it wasn't easy to express so great a fail. I think I put my back out

 

[noblok]

Is it?

It is. Granted, the numbers they talk about are different, but it's a variation of the same urban legend.

 

[noblok]

To add to that (5 minutes is too short): spiders are also ectotherm, so the temperature difference with the inside of your mouth means they'll avoid it (they're also good at registering temperatures).

 

[Lamp]

drunken roman orgies

 

[old.Tohtori]

my lips are sealed

That's what she said.

 

[Bigmac]

I have a strong fear of spiders and 3 big ones have been running in my room all night. 3 Crushed, anymore we will soon see... >.<

 

[Gwadien]

I have a strong fear of spiders and 3 big ones have been running in my room all night. 3 Crushed, anymore we will soon see... >.<

You big girls blouse.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

bainteor

 

[caLLous]

He's not random though, he is predictably annoying.

 

[Lamp]

the 4-second play delay on VLC player after you leave it on pause for 15 mins

 

[caLLous]

Is that not a hard drive spinning up or something?

 

[Lamp]

could be...no idea tbh

 

[CorNokZ]

People who are late and talk in class, even when the professor has already told them to be quiet!

 

[Aoami]

having no bank card and just sitting at home applying for jobs all day so i can't enjoy the new city i have just moved to.

 

[Wij]

When you need a piss just after a wank and it burns when you do it

 

[caLLous]

Ahh, the married life eh?

 

[Wij]

I.... no... wait... but...












*wank*

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Burns? Erm. Might want to see someone about that?

 

[Raven]

Mouth breathers in super markets. Just stood around with that vacant look on their faces, getting in the way of people who really don't want to have to spend their Saturday afternoon there.

Get what you want and fuck off out of the way!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Mouth breathers in super markets. Just stood around with that vacant look on their faces, getting in the way of people who really don't want to have to spend their Saturday afternoon there.

Get what you want and fuck off out of the way!

I like to shop on location, so i'm usually in the shop a good 20 minutes. Also pays off in price comparison and quality of different produce(especially in things like taters and fruit).

Not like there's not room to go around

 

[CorNokZ]

Toht confirmed as mouth breather

 

[old.Tohtori]

Toht confirmed as mouth breather

Standing in the shop and thinking bout what to buy is not stupid, it's just what it says on the tin. Getting worked up on it is.

 

[caLLous]

But if you then slow me down as I have decided in advance what I want and know where everything is then I have every right to want to set fire to you.