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[old.user4556]

I've used 4x as much data on I phone 5 this month as usual! Nearly over my limit. WHY? And before you ask I have no automatic updates.

Porn.

 

[TdC]

I hacked in to Sayward's phone to send Job a work contract with enclosed quality assurance clause. I made it myself using MS Word and a pro looking template. It's well businesslike.

 

[Moriath]

I hacked in to Sayward's phone to send Job a work contract with enclosed quality assurance clause. I made it myself using MS Word and a pro looking template. It's well businesslike.

Hope you used lots of bitmaps.

 

[TdC]

Hope you used lots of bitmaps.

yes: the entire document is actually a picture of another document. just to make sure he doesn't make off with my sweet template!

 

[caLLous]

You were doing well up until the bit where you said you made it in Word. Unlikely, given your track record with Office.

 

[TdC]

 

[Ormorof]

Being tall and needing new clothes/shoes

Why is the world populated by midgets and why would he only size 50 shoes be red converses? No mr salesman i do not want to look like sideshow bob thank you very much

 

[DaGaffer]

Being tall and needing new clothes/shoes

Why is the world populated by midgets and why would he only size 50 shoes be red converses? No mr salesman i do not want to look like sideshow bob thank you very much

Serves you right for taking up more of the planet's resources. We should all be aspiring to to be Jup sized.

 

[fettoken]

Headsplitting headache couple of hours ago, slept early around 19.00. Woke up now after a nightmare about not being on time and losing my teeth. Drenched in sweat. Ugh.

 

[mooSe_]

I filled in and submitted all the documents for applying for my visa, but they gave me another form saying that I needed to provide 3 documents from my school as well. So I went to the school and asked for the documents, and they made me fill out another form and are now telling me it's going to take nearly 2 weeks (to print out 3 sheets of paper?).

When the school finally gives me the documents, I'll only have one day left before the deadline that immigration said they need them by. Then I've just got to sit and wait and hope that they finish processing it before I get kicked out of my room as I've got to move in a few weeks.

The company I'm going to work at keeps asking me how the visa application is going, they seem to be waiting for it to be completed before they give me a work placement, but I need them to tell me as soon as possible because I need to start looking for somewhere to live wherever this place is going to be. I can't afford to just sit here for a couple of months paying rent while the school, immigration and the company mess about with paperwork.

I tried to start this process as early as I could but it looks like it needed another month or two really.

 

[Moriath]

I filled in and submitted all the documents for applying for my visa, but they gave me another form saying that I needed to provide 3 documents from my school as well. So I went to the school and asked for the documents, and they made me fill out another form and are now telling me it's going to take nearly 2 weeks (to print out 3 sheets of paper?).

When the school finally gives me the documents, I'll only have one day left before the deadline that immigration said they need them by. Then I've just got to sit and wait and hope that they finish processing it before I get kicked out of my room as I've got to move in a few weeks.

The company I'm going to work at keeps asking me how the visa application is going, they seem to be waiting for it to be completed before they give me a work placement, but I need them to tell me as soon as possible because I need to start looking for somewhere to live wherever this place is going to be. I can't afford to just sit here for a couple of months paying rent while the school, immigration and the company mess about with paperwork.

I tried to start this process as early as I could but it looks like it needed another month or two really.

Move back to the uk. Hehe

 

[Jupitus]

Serves you right for taking up more of the planet's resources. We should all be aspiring to to be Jup sized.

 

[Syri]

I'd love to be a few inches shorter, especially in the legs... anyone who wants to be 6'+ has obviously never seen anyone that tall sitting on a bus, or in a cinema or theatre... and don't even get me started on ryanair flights...

 

[Billargh]

Going to put a few quid on Arsenal to lose tonight, just before I do Zagreb score. Ugh.

 

[Gwadien]

I filled in and submitted all the documents for applying for my visa, but they gave me another form saying that I needed to provide 3 documents from my school as well. So I went to the school and asked for the documents, and they made me fill out another form and are now telling me it's going to take nearly 2 weeks (to print out 3 sheets of paper?).

When the school finally gives me the documents, I'll only have one day left before the deadline that immigration said they need them by. Then I've just got to sit and wait and hope that they finish processing it before I get kicked out of my room as I've got to move in a few weeks.

The company I'm going to work at keeps asking me how the visa application is going, they seem to be waiting for it to be completed before they give me a work placement, but I need them to tell me as soon as possible because I need to start looking for somewhere to live wherever this place is going to be. I can't afford to just sit here for a couple of months paying rent while the school, immigration and the company mess about with paperwork.

I tried to start this process as early as I could but it looks like it needed another month or two really.

Random, but, do you speak Japanese?

 

[TdC]

I filled in and submitted all the documents for applying for my visa, but they gave me another form saying that I needed to provide 3 documents from my school as well. So I went to the school and asked for the documents, and they made me fill out another form and are now telling me it's going to take nearly 2 weeks (to print out 3 sheets of paper?).

When the school finally gives me the documents, I'll only have one day left before the deadline that immigration said they need them by. Then I've just got to sit and wait and hope that they finish processing it before I get kicked out of my room as I've got to move in a few weeks.

The company I'm going to work at keeps asking me how the visa application is going, they seem to be waiting for it to be completed before they give me a work placement, but I need them to tell me as soon as possible because I need to start looking for somewhere to live wherever this place is going to be. I can't afford to just sit here for a couple of months paying rent while the school, immigration and the company mess about with paperwork.

I tried to start this process as early as I could but it looks like it needed another month or two really.

wow, I thought my work was the only place that had processes like this

 

[mooSe_]

Random, but, do you speak Japanese?

A bit. Conversational I guess. I don't really have many problems talking about day-to-day stuff, but if I hear two Japanese people talking then I usually have no idea what they're saying.

wow, I thought my work was the only place that had processes like this

Japan loves paperwork and bureaucracy. And selfie sticks. And tentacles.

 

[CorNokZ]

In that order? I would've thought that tentacles would be higher..

 

[fettoken]

In that order? I would've thought that tentacles would be higher..

Well, tentacles being a part of your morning routine so you should have a basic clue.

 

[old.user4556]

A bit. Conversational I guess. I don't really have many problems talking about day-to-day stuff, but if I hear two Japanese people talking then I usually have no idea what they're saying.

Just like Scousers then.

 

[DaGaffer]

Just like Scousers then.

G's House.

 

[old.user4556]

That looks amazing!

 

[Moriath]

Hope theres no stones in there hehe

 

[old.user4556]

I could have an English accent for all you know.

 

[Raven]

Most civilised Scots do...

 

[old.user4556]

Edinburgh dwellers sound like quasi Londeners.

 

[Cadelin]

Wanting to add a randomly annoying thing to the thread only to realise it just makes you sound like Hawkwind.

 

[old.user4556]

Grrrr so annoying that ATMs only issue £300 maximum per day!!! I need to withdraw £100,000 to pay my yacht painter!!!!!!

 

[Moriath]

Grrrr so annoying that ATMs only issue £300 maximum per day!!! I need to withdraw £100,000 to pay my yacht painter!!!!!!

@Hawkwind hasnt been around for a while. . I like him

 

[Edmond]

@old.Tohtori hasnt been around for a while. . I like him

I knew it!!!!