SPAM random annoying things

[caLLous]

Oh good shout. Also leave the curtains open so they're not obstructing any airflow.

 

[Moriath]

Oh good shout. Also leave the curtains open so they're not obstructing any airflow.

Making sure the bed is next to the window

 

[Scouse]

And leav the back door open.

If he does go for a walk you can always blame it on foxes, or something.

 

[caLLous]

Or dingoes...

 

[fettoken]

Yeah, "maybe the ding ate yo baby"

 

[TdC]

Just saw someone use a selfie stick. I feel dirty :-(

 

[Edmond]

Just saw someone use a selfie stick. I feel dirty :-(

But you still looked at it with secret longing to own one, didn't you

 

[mooSe_]

I see them everyday here. Japanese people love them. They have special signs on the bullet train platforms telling people not to try to stick their selfie stick out in front of an oncoming train and take a selfie with it. Which implies that someone did try to do that at least once...

 

[mooSe_]

Found the photo of it. Actually it's about power lines not oncoming trains. Either way, pretty retarded.

 

[Tom]

You come from Manchester! Liverpool's overflow

The Mersey flows out from Manchester, not into it

 

[TdC]

But you still looked at it with secret longing to own one, didn't you

I carry my own, home grown, selfie stick

I see them everyday here. Japanese people love them. They have special signs on the bullet train platforms telling people not to try to stick their selfie stick out in front of an oncoming train and take a selfie with it. Which implies that someone did try to do that at least once...

terrible

 

[caLLous]

I carry my own, home grown, selfie stick

What good is it if it barely extends any distance at all away from your body though?

 

[TdC]

 

[TdC]

on a slightly related note: for a moment I thought my neighbors were having a truly epic sexual bout...until I realized what I was hearing was in fact a hysterical child screaming it's head off. I'm off to escape the noise by playing Witcher 3 with headphones on

 

[CorNokZ]

I have a selfie stick. They're great. Put my son in the Osprey carrier(look it up) and went out, just him and me. We got pictures of him and me in front of some trains, in front of all the Japanese people in front of the Little Mermaid with their selfie sticks, in front of the memorial for Danish fallen soldiers and a lot of other sights around Copenhagen. Was like being tourists in our own city

Slack it all you want, but the selfie stick is great

 

[Bodhi]

They are great. They mean you can spot idiots and narcissists from fucking miles away.

 

[Moriath]

They are great. They mean you can spot idiots and narcissists from fucking miles away.

And those without friends to take pics for them

 

[CorNokZ]

When the title doesn't state that it is biporn and one guy suddenly starts blowing the other... That sure killed the mood and ruined a good morning wank

 

[fettoken]

When the title doesn't state that it is biporn and one guy suddenly starts blowing the other... That sure killed the mood and ruined a good morning wank

Yeah, that moment you notice and say to yourself, "men för i hellvete". Although, i usually can push past that part and continue the wank. Depends on how bad it is.

 

[Lakih]

Got David Bowie's Life on Mars stuck in my head. It's a great song, but it gets tedious to have the same short passage played over and over in your head.

 

[caLLous]

Consider yourself lucky, I was whistling Bodger and Badger for most of yesterday.

 

[Gwadien]

When the title doesn't state that it is biporn and one guy suddenly starts blowing the other... That sure killed the mood and ruined a good morning wank

Morning wank at 5:30

 

[old.user4556]

Consider yourself lucky, I was whistling Bodger and Badger for most of yesterday.

That's weird, I was singing that around the house the other day as well.

My missus had no idea what it was, she's too young for it.

 

[Tom]

I am such an idiot. Not that it makes any difference to the bike's handling, but it's still annoying. I had to strip paint from the fork to get the crown race in position, when I'd finished I forgot to remove all the tape and hammered the race down. The tape is now stuck there, laughing at me I'm too tight to buy the proper tool to remove the race.

 

[Gwadien]

Got this guy on my Facebook who 'travels' alot.

When I say travels, he's currently in Tokyo, he's been there for 2 days, he's currently been to an Apple shop, a Starbucks and a Hard Rock Cafe.

WHATS THE FUCKING POINT

 

[Tom]

I travel a lot. Sometimes you don't want to take a chance on a local business. Sometimes you're hungry and just want to go with what you know.

 

[Gwadien]

I travel a lot. Sometimes you don't want to take a chance on a local business. Sometimes you're hungry and just want to go with what you know.

Nah, it's not business, it's like 'Im gonna go to Starbucks in Tokyo and tag myself there'

 

[mooSe_]

Filling out the paperwork to change visa status. What an enormous ball ache this is.

 

[mooSe_]

My school wants me to send them proof I've applied for a work visa before I leave, and immigration wants me to supply a certificate proving I've left school before they'll accept my visa application. This type of thing seems to be common in Japan.

When I first got here I tried to open a bank account so that I could transfer my money into it and set up a phone contract. But the bank said I couldn't open an account until I had a Japanese phone number.

If this process has any additional surprise steps I'm going to lose my shit. They also want me to show them my original degree certificate, which I obviously don't carry around with me, so I'm going to have to have sent from the UK.

 

[old.user4556]

Nah, it's not business, it's like 'Im gonna go to Starbucks in Tokyo and tag myself there'

Facebraggers gonna brag.

Such a turd tool, yet I still have it.