SPAM random annoying things

[Gwadien]

You're all giving @Scouse sympathy.

He's chuffed.

Oh damn it Mrs Scouse, looks like I'll have to spend another 4 years looking for another job!

 

[Moriath]

Sorry to hear that @Scouse

It is stuff like that which has been keeping me awake for about 3 weeks while I ponder a career choice. An ex college got devastated by a 0 working hours contract to the point where he was repossessed.

0 hour contracts are the devils spawn. Never get one.

 

[soze]

0 hour contracts are the devils spawn. Never get one.

Yeah I agree. He got bit on the arse. He had a proper contract that converted to 0 hours after the first year which he never noticed. But he sailed to close to the wind and messed his tax up too so a lot of it was his own fault.

 

[Fweddy]

Oh FFS! I've just spent an hour trying to figure out why Photoshop had suddenly started refusing to open images. Restarts, clearing preference files, googling and updating graphics drivers, the works. Bloody headphones were resting on the escape key.

 

[MYstIC G]

Ikea. Looking to replace my desk with one of their "make it how you like from various component parts" but all the different pieces are in different stores and of course "online shopping" isn't a thing yet obviously!

 

[Moriath]

Ikea. Looking to replace my desk with one of their "make it how you like from various component parts" but all the different pieces are in different stores and of course "online shopping" isn't a thing yet obviously!

I online shopped from them before. But yes i think you online from i dividual stores.

 

[old.user4556]

When the farmers spray the fields.

Everything smells like shite. Outside smells like shite, my clothes smell of shite, I eat my dinner and I can smell shite, I open a window in the bathroom to get rid of the smell of my own shite only for the bathroom to smell of more shite, my girlfriend's hair smells of shite, my bedroom smells like shite.

 

[Moriath]

When the farmers spray the fields.

Everything smells like shite. Outside smells like shite, my clothes smell of shite, I eat my dinner and I can smell shite, I open a window in the bathroom to get rid of the smell of my own shite only for the bathroom to smell of more shite, my girlfriend's hair smells of shite, my bedroom smells like shite.

Wonder what they sprayit with then

 

[Tom]

When the farmers spray the fields.

Everything smells like shite. Outside smells like shite, my clothes smell of shite, I eat my dinner and I can smell shite, I open a window in the bathroom to get rid of the smell of my own shite only for the bathroom to smell of more shite, my girlfriend's hair smells of shite, my bedroom smells like shite.

Trem and others in Stoke are reading this and thinking "I don't get it. It always smells of shit here."

 

[Shagrat]

Trem and others in Stoke are reading this and thinking "I don't get it. It always smells of shit here."

They are probably thinking of moving to be honest, it sounds like paradise!

 

[caLLous]

"It only smells of shit some of the time there?!"

 

[Tom]

I was dealing with an important client today, recording some audio for a project I've been working on for a while. We needed to refer to the internet for guidance on a product name, so I pulled out my trusty tablet, opened Chrome, hit the search bar and up the keyboard came...complete with the word "pornhub" in the Swiftkey prediction box.

Brilliant. Hopefully he didn't notice as it was upside down to him...

 

[Scouse]

complete with the word "pornhub" in the Swiftkey prediction box.

n00b!

I always use private browsing - even tho the missus wouldn't give two shits

 

[Edmond]

Someone must have been using you tablet @Tom without you realising, hope you find out who it is?

 

[Lakih]

It was you, wasn't it @Edmond ?

 

[Edmond]

It was you, wasn't it @Edmond ?

 

[Tom]

n00b!

I always use private browsing - even tho the missus wouldn't give two shits

Swiftkey don't be respecting no privacy

 

[caLLous]

I haven't used Swiftkey for years. Google Keyboard does it all for me now.

 

[old.user4556]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencet...st-149-let-search-movies-TV-shows-online.html

Didn't give a shit about the new Apple TV until I read that it'll be able to search across multiple providers, thus almost giving a single point of "search". This is getting closer to having a single platform for streaming content.

(sorry for the fail link)

 

[Moriath]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencet...st-149-let-search-movies-TV-shows-online.html

Didn't give a shit about the new Apple TV until I read that it'll be able to search across multiple providers, thus almost giving a single point of "search". This is getting closer to having a single platform for streaming content.

(sorry for the fail link)

Between bbc, netfix and amazon?

 

[Jupitus]

n00b!

I always use private browsing - even tho the missus wouldn't give two shits

Any excuse for this clip


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSlohNBJnFk

 

[Trem]

Trem and others in Stoke are reading this and thinking "I don't get it. It always smells of shit here."

You come from Manchester! Liverpool's overflow

 

[Scouse]

Liverpool's overflow

That's gonna get used

 

[CorNokZ]

Got my phone back from the repair shop and now my chrome is fucked. Only one tab at a time and yes I did update it. The little square with numbers which keeps track of numbers is gone and I can't swipe between tabs either

Any help will result in me performing hand pussy to your genitalia

 

[CorNokZ]

Nvm, I figured it out, had a wank and is now surfing chrome as it is supposed to

 

[CorNokZ]

Son has been asleep for three hours now. He usually only sleeps two. We were supposed to be at my in laws ten minutes ago. I hate being late, but what can I do, eh?

 

[caLLous]

Leave him behind, he'll be fine.

 

[old.user4556]

Leave him behind, he'll be fine.

Gerry McCann, how are you getting on pal ?

 

[caLLous]

Err, 'scuse me. I did *not* say dope him up to the eyeballs. What sort of shoddy parenting do you think I'm advocating here.

 

[old.user4556]

Don't forget to leave a window open so it doesn't get too stuffy !