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[mooSe_]

It rained while I was out on my bike yesterday. When I got home I found I had somehow got sunburned too. I'm too white to live in this country; I get sunburned even when it's raining

 

[old.Tohtori]

Got hit by a sudden malaise of sorts, not mental kind, but body just went "Ooh boy, you're going to hurt all over now and i think your heart needs to pump a bit more."

 

[old.user4556]

So do I, and that's in Scotland.

 

[Gwadien]

Retards on Facebook that bitch about ISIS.

Same Retards that enjoy posting things about Syrian Rebels executing the ISIS members and saying it's brilliant and sharing the video.

Same Retards that post on facebook saying people that steal things should get their hands chopped off.

Same Retards that post pictures of that bloke in Tunisia dead.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Well. Facebook. Kind of implied that all posts are infected with the R-Virus. There are a few lone survivors that aren't infected, and some even capable of fighting back, but it's ultimately a hopeless fight as there's no cure for it.

 

[Shagrat]

people who want milk in Earl Grey tea. wtf is that all about!

cmon enough of ISIS and Greece, lets address the real issues here!!!

 

[Zarjazz]

people who want milk in Earl Grey tea. wtf is that all about!

That's how I drink it. I also have it with sugar and in a mug. Got a problem with that?

Let me guess, this is how you think it should be drunk?

 

[Scouse]

people who want milk in Earl Grey tea. wtf is that all about!

Like it both ways.

 

[old.Tohtori]

people who want milk in Earl Grey tea. wtf is that all about!

cmon enough of ISIS and Greece, lets address the real issues here!!!

Only tea i put milk in is silvertea(finnish name). It's not actual tea, but just called that. Hot water, sugar, milk (honey maybe etc)

Only name i found for it in english is apparently from some 1800 english-irish writings as "tea anglais".

 

[caLLous]

Like it both ways.

You heard it here first folks.

 

[Raven]

Earl Grey is rancid however you have it.

 

[Bodhi]

It's the only form of tea that doesn't taste like rat's piss.

 

[Shagrat]

You heard it here first folks.

Freddyshouse's worst kept secret surely?

 

[old.Tohtori]

It's the only form of tea that doesn't taste like rat's piss.

Used to be a big fan of rat's piss?

 

[Bodhi]

Used to be a big fan of rat's piss?

Nah stopped drinking Fosters years ago.

 

[fettoken]

Never had fosters. What are your guys thoughts on Heiniken and/or Corona. Imo Heiniken is somewhat rat's piss as well, but Corona with a lime is a good tradeoff at times.-

 

[Moriath]

Heiniken. Ick. Same as carling. Tbh i didnt like most of the main stream lagers. Wife basher was ok. 1664 was better. I like san Miguel. peroni.

 

[fettoken]

Agree, San miguel and peroni can be really nice on a warm day!

 

[Bigmac]

Fosters Gold is nice. Corona or Desperado with a slice of lime is good also. San Miguel, Heiniken and Peroni taste awful.

 

[Scouse]

All of the above are utter shit unless drinken very cold - and the reason they "taste good" when cold is that chilling removes flavour.

However, when very cold corona with lime and desperado (in small quantities) and possibly San Miguel are passable. All the others are all-weather gash. Especially fosters.

 

[Moriath]

Cant stand fosters. Never have been able to drink that.

 

[Bodhi]

Frankly don't understand this concept of putting fruit in beer. It's beer, if I want fruit I'll drink a fucking smoothie. Only reason you need to add lime is the fact that it tastes like piss without it.

Corona is one of the few lagers I really cannot stand due to the above. I'll add San Miguel as it just isn't very nice, Stella and 1664 are also fairly wrong in the UK - nice on the continent though.

Heineken, Amstel, Chang, Singha, Asahi, This is Lager (Brewdog), Cobra, Kingfisher, all good. Also becoming partial to the American Pale Ales appearing in trendy pubs round here - Shipyard, Devil's Backbone, Blue Moon etc. Not too many thought, they are loopy juice.

 

[Raven]

I'm a whore for desperado with a bit of lime in at the moment. Don't generally drink piss water (lager) though unless its properly made.

Some very nice beers coming out of the US lately.

I can't drink much beer any more though, it just disagrees with me and after 2 or 3 pints I just feel ill.

Last weekend I had about 6 pints of doombar though and felt fine so hoping it was only a temporary setback, going to get on whatever they have on guest in the local tonight and see how I get on.

 

[DaGaffer]

Frankly don't understand this concept of putting fruit in beer. It's beer, if I want fruit I'll drink a fucking smoothie. Only reason you need to add lime is the fact that it tastes like piss without it.

Corona is one of the few lagers I really cannot stand due to the above. I'll add San Miguel as it just isn't very nice, Stella and 1664 are also fairly wrong in the UK - nice on the continent though.

Heineken, Amstel, Chang, Singha, Asahi, This is Lager (Brewdog), Cobra, Kingfisher, all good. Also becoming partial to the American Pale Ales appearing in trendy pubs round here - Shipyard, Devil's Backbone, Blue Moon etc. Not too many thought, they are loopy juice.

To be fair, you're Scottish, you don't understand the concept of fruit.

 

[Bodhi]

To be fair, you're Scottish, you don't understand the concept of fruit.

Deep fried banana fritters?

 

[DaGaffer]

Deep fried banana fritters?

I rest my case.

 

[Zarjazz]

Frankly don't understand this concept of putting fruit in beer. It's beer, if I want fruit I'll drink a fucking smoothie.

Isn't fruit beer just called cider?

A lemon slice in Hoegaarden is the only exception I can think of that makes a proper beer taste a lot better.

 

[dysfunction]

Frankly don't understand this concept of putting fruit in beer. It's beer, if I want fruit I'll drink a fucking smoothie. Only reason you need to add lime is the fact that it tastes like piss without it.

Corona is one of the few lagers I really cannot stand due to the above. I'll add San Miguel as it just isn't very nice, Stella and 1664 are also fairly wrong in the UK - nice on the continent though.

Heineken, Amstel, Chang, Singha, Asahi, This is Lager (Brewdog), Cobra, Kingfisher, all good. Also becoming partial to the American Pale Ales appearing in trendy pubs round here - Shipyard, Devil's Backbone, Blue Moon etc. Not too many thought, they are loopy juice.

I really like the Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. I was given a bottle of this and thought wtf?? What do the American's know about Pale ale!!?

 

[Yoni]

Promotions that don't feel like promotions

 

[Bigmac]

Sneezing while having a dump. I want to enjoy my morning poop, not having it forcefully launched like a torpedo.