SPAM random annoying things

[TdC]

searching my entire house top to bottom, in 35C heat, for something I ended up not having in the first place. F.F.S.

 

[Edmond]

searching my entire house top to bottom, in 35C heat, for something I ended up not having in the first place. F.F.S.

Your innocence?

 

[Jupitus]

Your innocence?

No, his virginity

 

[old.user4556]

What do the American's know about Pale ale!!?

A lot.

 

[Edmond]

No, his virginity

No, he's still got that under lock and key

 

[TdC]

Hur hur hur laugh it up, fuckers. I was looking for a license card to have my house key copied. It would seem we have special keys that locksmiths will only duplicate if you can show the corresponding license. It would turn out that none of us members of the owners committee have said license, as "we" have given the administration of this over to the housing admin company that runs the shit for us. In this way the actual cost of having an extra house key magically becomes about 40 Euros. All of this I now know, after expending 18 buckets of Teedlesweat, and not in a good way

 

[caLLous]

Thank fuck yesterday is over and done with - the day when Americans are even more insufferable than usual.

 

[Lakih]

Thank fuck yesterday is over and done with - the day when Americans are even more insufferable than usual.

Try live in the country... lots of American take their celebration very serious (and every store exploit it with sales/promotions).

We have had a bit of a drought here so there's a fireworks ban in most counties in the state due to extreme fire hazard. There's also a fireworks ban inside the city limits ($1000 fine and/or up to 90 days in jail) but there's been fireworks going on all evening anyway. 10-o'clock news reported around 30 fireworks related fires in western Washington today.
Me and the wife - we made bacon/cheeseburgers and had a drink.

 

[Hawkwind]

we made bacon/cheeseburgers and had a drink.

Tea I hope, in union jack mugs!

 

[Lakih]

Tea I hope, in union jack mugs!

I'm not British and I always have my tea in a cup that says Coffee. Showed her this but she didn't see the funneh
http://imgur.com/gallery/gYQdtOh

 

[Gwadien]

@TdC deleting stuff from the quotes database, again

 

[Raven]

He only deletes shit quotes

 

[TdC]

Make quotes that don't look like incorrectly done replies @Gwadien

 

[Gwadien]

Make quotes that don't look like incorrectly done replies @Gwadien

It was an excellent oxymoron, I thought you'd appreciate it, since you're a moron.

 

[TdC]

Tsss so ungrateful for all my hard works

 

[Gwadien]

Tsss so ungrateful for all my hard works

I'd be more grateful if you accepted other people's input into it!

 

[Moriath]

I'd be more grateful if you accepted other people's input into it!

He would do if you had taste

 

[TdC]

I am wounded by your lack of faith Gwad

 

[old.Tohtori]

F*cking youtube working like ass.

 

[Scouse]

Update: Mountain Biking Holiday. Day one. Ride one: Break bike

 

[CorNokZ]

Lesson to be learned here: Don't buy your mountain bike at Tesco

 

[Scouse]

Lesson to be learned here: Don't buy your mountain bike at Tesco

Agreed. My two and a bit grand steel hardtail with it's 600 quid wheelset is slumming it somewhat.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Figuring out a route that gets me in two places at the correct time(friends at 6, movie at 7). It's like "Ok, there at 6, then i got 10 minutes before the last possible thingy goes to get there at 7".

 

[Zarjazz]

Lesson to be learned here: Don't buy your mountain bike at Tesco

Surely that should be "Rule 1: The words Biking and Holiday should never be used together."

 

[old.Tohtori]

Surely that should be "Rule 1: The words Biking and Holiday should never be used together."

Kinda like mom and aunt, who always think "Ooh, got a few days off, great time to do the gardening and cleaning."

 

[TdC]

Update: Mountain Biking Holiday. Day one. Ride one: Break bike

Aargh! What did you break?

 

[caLLous]

His bike, he already said that.

 

[Raven]

By bike he meant to say banjo string.

 

[Scouse]

Aargh! What did you break?

Rear wheel. Coming down some unfeasibly steep fire road and hit a drainage ditch with sorta the same diameter as my wheel. Buckled beyond repair. I was thrown about twenty feet and landed on my back - was ok tho - the bladder in my backpack made for an amazing cushion before it burst

Trying to get hold of a 29er wheel is a pita here. Gonna have to rent for a couple of days....

 

[TdC]

ah bummer. unlucky chumlar! will your holiday insurance cover things?