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[old.Tohtori]

How many shits a day do you unload?

Don't even go daily.

 

[Scouse]

If I'd been a bloke we wouldn't be having this conversation.

I find that most women are really mean to other women they haven't chosen as their own friends.

Like mate's wives or girlfriends. Basically, any girl that isn't their chosen friend that they can't look down on in some way. I find it often extends to female grandchildren too...

 

[old.Tohtori]

I find that assholes are assholes and that's that. You choose how you act.

 

[TdC]

The Netherlands are bigger coffee drinkers than the Finns.

Where's Italy?

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_coffee_consumption_per_capita

I used to drink about 20 espressos a day. I've cut back. I drink about 12 now. At least 12. Today I had 6 cappucchinos and 4 double espressos.

 

[Moriath]

I used to drink about 20 espressos a day. I've cut back. I drink about 12 now. At least 12. Today I had 6 cappucchinos and 4 double espressos.

Zero. No coffee. No tea. Diet caffeine free coke and squash.

 

[Ormorof]

i was worried my thesis would be too short, now im near the end and im worried its too long, im counting 30 pages from just two sections out of 9

considering its an engineering thesis i may have wanged in way too much theory :O

 

[Bodhi]

The Netherlands are bigger coffee drinkers than the Finns.

Where's Italy?

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_coffee_consumption_per_capita

That would explain all the coffee shops.

Rarely drink the stuff myself gives me bad heartburn after the second cup, so just stick to Pepsi or energy drinks at work.

 

[Lamp]

I used to drink about 20 espressos a day. I've cut back. I drink about 12 now. At least 12. Today I had 6 cappucchinos and 4 double espressos.

That's a lot of caffeine but according to Futurama, if you drink 100 cups you can alter spacetime

 

[Moriath]

After my clinical depression and anxiety. I gave up caffeine cause it wasn't doing me any favours. Made me more on edge etc.

 

[fettoken]

I find that assholes are assholes and that's that. You choose how you act.

True. I've been buying drinks and beer for two 'friends' the whole night. Those types of peeps that never has any money and always gets others to buy shit for them. Then, one of em gives me some shit about "you told this or that guy i'm bisexual bla bla", and she punches me (girl punch), so i told them they were a bunch of cunts that can't buy their own shit and never to call me again. Gotta reevaluate friends from time to time.

 

[Moriath]

True. I've been buying drinks and beer for two 'friends' the whole night. Those types of peeps that never has any money and always gets others to buy shit for them. Then, one of em gives me some shit about "you told this or that guy i'm bisexual bla bla", and she punches me (girl punch), so i told them they were a bunch of cunts that can't buy their own shit and never to call me again. Gotta reevaluate friends from time to time.

Seems you have a lot of trouble from friends who are girls. Might need to work out that every girl isn't your friend. Or something.

 

[fettoken]

Seems you have a lot of trouble from friends who are girls. Might need to work out that every girl isn't your friend. Or something.

Aye, that's what i sorted out tonight.

 

[Moriath]

Aye, that's what i sorted out tonight.

I have yet to sort that out so send them to me. I am sure I can find some Viking raping in me. Lol

 

[fettoken]

I have yet to sort that out so send them to me. I am sure I can find some Viking raping in me. Lol

I´ll ask them to cunt the fuck off from Sweden and take the nearest boat over to Britain. One of the fuckers said "buy me a drink and I´ll give you a kiss to remember". So i said, no. They immediately started fooling around with eachother to get attention and drinks ofc.

You 'sorted' out any friends as of late?

 

[Moriath]

I´ll ask them to cunt the fuck off from Sweden and take the nearest boat over to Britain. One of the fuckers said "buy me a drink and I´ll give you a kiss to remember". So i said, no. They immediately started fooling around with eachother to get attention and drinks ofc.

You 'sorted' out any friends as of late?

Unfortunately my days of sorting girls in bars out are behind me. At least that's what my wife says. But thinking back I have been taken for drinks before .. But wish I has sudo lesbo action as a bribe to remember.

 

[CorNokZ]

fett, either you're sorrounded by douche bags or you're horrible at making friends.

Explanations :
1) you live in Sweden - everyone is a douch bag, including you
2) All your so called "friends" seem to have figured you out and exploit your willingness to buy their friendship

 

[CorNokZ]

Strangers who don't smile back or say thanks when i hold the door. If i get eye contact with someone, I give them a smile.

 

[DaGaffer]

Strangers who don't smile back or say thanks when i hold the door. If i get eye contact with someone, I give them a smile.

He does seem to hang about with a larger proportion of freeloading ho's than is strictly necessary.

 

[old.Tohtori]

fett, either you're sorrounded by douche bags or you're horrible at making friends.

Explanations :
1) you live in Sweden

Yeap

 

[CorNokZ]

Sitting in lecture, I've had more water than usual and now I gotta piss really bad. Five minutes left of the class and I am getting yellow teary eyed. That's how much I am about to burst. Class ends and I RUSH to the toilets. First one is occupied, next door too, but third door is open! I am litterally almost peeing my pants at this point! I drop my jacket on the floor after I close the door, I fiddle with the fucking buttons but finally open my pants, drop the tights and let out a massive stream of relief, but only to piss all over my belt...

 

[fettoken]

He does seem to hang about with a larger proportion of freeloading ho's than is strictly necessary.

Hey. I'm correcting as i go along. Had somewhat of an epiphany last night regarding that.

 

[old.user4556]

After my clinical depression and anxiety. I gave up caffeine cause it wasn't doing me any favours. Made me more on edge etc.

How did your anxiety affect you? Did you get medication for it? Did you ever get bursts of panic with the anxiety?

 

[Moriath]

How did your anxiety affect you? Did you get medication for it? Did you ever get bursts of panic with the anxiety?

A lot of the times I wanted to escape from where I was. Just wanted to get out of there. Been in meetings and work and had to internalise the fuck I need to escape. Anywhere but here. Been in the doctors and said to them I need to leave just can't you hurry up.

Having to get everyone ready to leave the house when I was ready cause I wanted to out run the panic.

I had general anxiety with the peaks of panic so many times I forget.

Plane back from Germany spent the whole flight holding a conversation with my colleague while internally my body and mind was totally screwed.

I need to get out of here. I can't. Tube flying through the air no where to go. An hour left damn. Palms sweaty stomach cramping. Head spinning. Trying to focus on conversation.

I am a big internaliser. I from of my family I let them know. At work or other places it looking for excuses and escapes.

I still get full panics now. And new things give me anxiety. I have to go via portsmouthto France in August. I'm sure it will be a tough journey.

That sort of shit. Both anxiety and waves of adrenalin in panic attacks..

Meds. 40mg of citalopram. 10 mg stemetil twice a day.

I stil get them some times but I don't wake up scared of the world now

It's fun to be me

Why do you ask?

 

[TdC]

doing a tiny bit of programming at 9pm. suddenly it's 3am.

 

[Moriath]

doing a tiny bit of programming at 9pm. suddenly it's 3am.

Hehe. Aye 3am comes easy on time switch day. Watched some criminal minds and played batman Lego 3.

 

[Gwadien]

doing a tiny bit of programming at 9pm. suddenly it's 3am.

Yeah, I did the same thing, playing Cities: Skylines - 'I'll just expand this little part of my town' 3 hours later.

 

[DaGaffer]

I can no longer drink. At all. Went out for dinner last night, had a cocktail, one glass of wine and two beers in the pub afterwards. I feel like death. Head pounding, stomach an acid bath. This is ridiculous; I've had bigger lunchtimes than that in the past. Hell, I've had bigger breakfasts with no ill effects.

 

[Gwadien]

I can no longer drink. At all. Went out for dinner last night, had a cocktail, one glass of wine and two beers in the pub afterwards. I feel like death. Head pounding, stomach an acid bath. This is ridiculous; I've had bigger lunchtimes than that in the past. Hell, I've had bigger breakfasts with no ill effects.

Old.

Soon people will start talking to you in a seriously patronising matter, in fact, I've told @Deebs to install a button for when you press 'Post Reply' it says 'Are you sure you want to post this dear? It's past your bedtime.'

 

[Raven]

I can no longer drink. At all. Went out for dinner last night, had a cocktail, one glass of wine and two beers in the pub afterwards. I feel like death. Head pounding, stomach an acid bath. This is ridiculous; I've had bigger lunchtimes than that in the past. Hell, I've had bigger breakfasts with no ill effects.

What did you eat? If it was particularly salty then that wont help because all a hangover is, is dehydration.

Having said that, I can't drink anything like I could when I was younger.

 

[Gwadien]

Having said that, I can't drink anything like I could when I was younger.

Old.

I should be a doctor.