SPAM random annoying things

[DaGaffer]

What did you eat? If it was particularly salty then that wont help because all a hangover is, is dehydration.

Having said that, I can't drink anything like I could when I was younger.

Steak. But I even did the pint of water thing before bed.

Old.

I'm well aware of why I can't drink anymore. Having said that, I'm going to point the finger at the cocktail; I didn't even order it, my missus did, but didn't like it and swapped it for my gin and tonic, it was this weird vodka martini that tasted of cucumber (I know, godawful right?), and I think it fucked me up good and proper.

 

[dysfunction]

Sometimes it just depends on the day. Some days I can't drink very much and have a nasty hangover and then there are other days like last Friday where I did a pub crawl and had 9 pints.
Felt a bit rough yesterday but not too bad...

 

[Edmond]

Just one drink in the evening knocks me for six within an hour these days, mainly the reason I don't bother anymore, but I do miss it

Had a few when I went away back in October, but it was a holiday and @russell was killing the Prosecco, so I did it for moral support

 

[TdC]

Hehe. Aye 3am comes easy on time switch day. Watched some criminal minds and played batman Lego 3.

I'm so out of touch I didn't even know it was the switch to summertime. OK NL, I've switched the time, now where the hell is my summer?

my missus

vomit in her shoes. that'll learn her!

 

[Gwadien]

I'm so out of touch I didn't even know it was the switch to summertime. OK NL, I've switched the time, now where the hell is my summer?



vomit in her shoes. that'll learn her!

Yeah I did exactly the same, as I was going to bed I realised my PC was a hour ahead of my oven and microwave, so that's why nothing was cooking!

 

[TdC]

well strangely the winter->summer switch isn't that bad, but the reverse never fails to make me feel jetlagged, which is odd imo.

 

[TdC]

cross platform programming is making me

 

[Moriath]

cross platform programming is making me

 

[old.Tohtori]

People who use "it's just like..." as an argument to say something is bad, while supporting the copy-source. For example; infinite crisis moba on steam(no idea myself, haven't had time to try yet), people saying "all the features are copied from LoL, 0/10".

You do realise you're also saying LoL sucks in your opinion

 

[CorNokZ]

LoL is the biggest rip off in the history of rip offs.... I've never tried it, but looks just like the dota i played 10 years ago

 

[old.user4556]

Norovirus.

I'd heard about it, but today I've experienced it first hand - fuck me, every bit as bad as I've been told. Started about 2:30pm, feeling very bloated and like I had bad heartburn, headed home, felt gradually more ill and 'gurgly'. Got home at 5pm, ass exploded in a watery Hiroshima twice. Went and sat on the sofa feeling worried, then I managed to make it to the toilet just in time before a projectile Nagasaki vomit. My god, every muscle in my body is in so much pain.

Lay on the sofa and dozed off feeling flu like, woke up about 6pm and only just made it for round two diarrhoea, but this time the smell was so bad I turned around and did a sick on my poo. It was like a month python sketch.

Went back for a sleep, repeat the above for about 30 minutes ago. Managed to take two paracetamol to relieve the fever and aches, got my phone out to share this with you.

Sympathy please.

 

[Edmond]

I turned around and did a sick on my poo.

One for the quote database methinks

 

[old.Tohtori]

Didn't know what to rate that, so just threw a thumb up there.

Thumbs up! I meant thumbs up.

 

[Edmond]

I think it might go a full board, so many to choose from

 

[Moriath]

Norovirus.

I'd heard about it, but today I've experienced it first hand - fuck me, every bit as bad as I've been told. Started about 2:30pm, feeling very bloated and like I had bad heartburn, headed home, felt gradually more ill and 'gurgly'. Got home at 5pm, ass exploded in a watery Hiroshima twice. Went and sat on the sofa feeling worried, then I managed to make it to the toilet just in time before a projectile Nagasaki vomit. My god, every muscle in my body is in so much pain.

Lay on the sofa and dozed off feeling flu like, woke up about 6pm and only just made it for round two diarrhoea, but this time the smell was so bad I turned around and did a sick on my poo. It was like a month python sketch.

Went back for a sleep, repeat the above for about 30 minutes ago. Managed to take two paracetamol to relieve the fever and aches, got my phone out to share this with you.

Sympathy please.

Glad your in scottieland along way from me

 

[TdC]

I've had it exactly once. Leaves one feeling strangely....cleansed -.-

good luck chumlar

 

[Lakih]

@Big G You got a disagree just because it was the only one missing from a full set!
Hope you feel better soon

 

[old.user4556]

Managed a decent sleep, got up at 6am to puke out my nose, like an angry dragon, then I had diarrhoea. So I shat on my sick.

Started to feel a bit better mid-morning and had a sudden craving for a cup of tea and a Jaffa cake - best cup of tea ever.

 

[old.Tohtori]

So which is better, sh*tting on your sick or sicking on your sh*t?

Curious minds got to know

 

[Moriath]

So which is better, sh*tting on your sick or sicking on your sh*t?

Curious minds got to know

Why the * in shit ? You got embarrassed ?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Why the * in shit ? You got embarrassed ?

New to FH are we?

 

[old.user4556]

Sicking on shit is better, one time I was sick first and the heaving made me shit myself.

 

[Raven]

The cost of HP, Dell and the like PCs. I need to get a new work one and the budget given to me is "Whatever you need" the cost is crazy though, I could build a top end gaming PC for the prices quoted on the HP and Dell websites for I7s (I do a lot of number crunching so need an I5 but preferably an I7)

 

[Moriath]

Someone seems to have killed Virgin Internet, bb down, website down, etc etc.

 

[Billargh]

Meh, their broadband and tv is working on my end.

 

[Moriath]

@Billargh what about their website?

 

[Billargh]

@Billargh what about their website?

Their homepage is down, their streaming website is working (ish) but it's coming up with loads of errors.

 

[Moriath]

Their homepage is down, their streaming website is working (ish) but it's coming up with loads of errors.

Aye that's what I heard. 150 is just telling you to try again later. Lol no queue or anything.

 

[sayward]

Thought I was in a parallel universe Saturday when other half's clock said it was 11.30 and mine said 10.30. OMG he'd got it set with the wrong year so automatically changed on the wrong day.

Going back slightly a good tip is to always have some sort of bin by your loo. Preferably plastic. Tip contents out and vomit in it.

 

[Moriath]

Thought I was in a parallel universe Saturday when other half's clock said it was 11.30 and mine said 10.30. OMG he'd got it set with the wrong year so automatically changed on the wrong day.

Going back slightly a good tip is to always have some sort of bin by your loo. Preferably plastic. Tip contents out and vomit in it.

Got the bath next to mine so convenient