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Scouse

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Girlfriend opening one of my Ferrero Rochers. That's it. She just fucking opened one and left it out.

I was 'this' close to dumping her (knocking her out).
She'd eaten it, and then crushed a load of peanuts and put them in a rolled up ball of her poo, then presented it in that manner to see if you'd angrily eat it...
 

Scouse

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What was the experiment? Did you think food is just another way for 'the man' to keep you down? :p
Like most experiements - to see what happens and what my experience would be like. Very interesting as it turns out.

I do 5:2 dieting - less than 500 calories two non-consecutive days of the week. Eat what I want (but mostly healthily) the other five days. Really enjoy it and find it easy and hugely beneficial. So I have an interest in fasting and fasting diets.

There's a lot of very interesting research going on into the benefits of prolonged caloric restriction but mostly I wanted to A) know if I could do it (yes, trivially easy for me, if I don't do strenuous exercise at the same time) and B) what sort of effect it would have on my weight, mood, mental alertness etc.

Was working out very positive until I decided that 3 hours of mountain biking was worth a punt. ;)



You discovered that eating disorders are bad?!

Accidentally interesting point there m8 - I can see how it could quite easily become addictive. So, yeah, I've also gained an additional insight into that sort of thing.

Just finished an entire easter egg just now. But I won't be throwing it up ;)
 

old.Tohtori

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Switched to my backup mouse as my x5 is at the end of its road. I've been so lost with games, scrolling, clicks etc all day.
 

DaGaffer

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iOS update that forces an iWatch app onto my phone. An app I can't get rid of. Dicks.
 

Moriath

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Put it in a folder with other useless stuff and put it on a different screen.
 

CorNokZ

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Already done; I have an "Apple Crap" folder. It's still annoying that it can't be removed though.
My phone is also full of Samsung bloatware. Annoying as fuck. If i had any idea and knew what i was doing I'd root it and delete all of it
 

old.Tohtori

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Friend asked me out, nothing annoying there, just that i'm trying to cut down on going out and trying to finish my work on the boardgame(not to mention teaching myself "you don't need to go out, you won't miss that much"). The annoying bit comes from really wanting to go out and party and all that, but forcing self to be "sensible".

I hate myself :p
 

old.Tohtori

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Ah you hate yourself too.

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"Why does everyone hate yusef?"
 

Gwadien

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This whole 'reburial' of Richard III.

The guy was a cock apparently, and he lost.

It's like the Germans digging up Hitler in 600 years time and burying him again.

Why do we feel like we have to edit history because we found him?

I have generated some really skewered views on history since I've started to study it - Stuff like Warwick Castle which is pretty much an amusement park, we've practically destroyed a well maintained historical site and made it into Disney, which in 500 years time won't be a medieval castle, it'll be an amusement park from 500 years ago.
 

TdC

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getting a fairly recent third-party JAR working only to find it has dependencies for some really, really, really, REALLY old apache jars.
 

Edmond

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getting a fairly recent third-party JAR working only to find it has dependencies for some really, really, really, REALLY old apache jars.


I recognised all the words you typed, but the order you typed them make absolutely no sense what so ever to me :confused:
 

Edmond

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I found a load of old jars in my cupboard the other day.

I save mine for my screws at work, they're mainly tartare sauce ones, I don't think I've ever tried apache....is it a bit like bread sauce?
 

TdC

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I like tartare sauce. They don't make it properly here in NL though :(
 

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The new Pixel is not available in the NL. Lame :-/

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old.Tohtori

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Sick, stomach, something yesterday eaten or a fluthingy.

Probably would've hurled during the night if it was the food, oh well, it's all out now :p
 

fettoken

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Raging somewhat over the non-metric system that is applied to baking- and food-related thingies online. A cup. A CUP!?! BAH.. For your awareness cups are made in varying sizes unless there is a specific measurement for a 'cup' that i'm not ware of.
 

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Raging somewhat over the non-metric system that is applied to baking- and food-related thingies online. A cup. A CUP!?! BAH.. For your awareness cups are made in varying sizes unless there is a specific measurement for a 'cup' that i'm not ware of.

A cup is a measurement of around 250ml (approx half a pint) but is usually put in as a rough measurement because drinking cups vary slightly, measuring cups wont vary.

The measurement teaspoon and tablespoon 5ml and 15ml also doesn't vary, the things you use to stir your cup of tea or whatever might do though :)

You can get proper measuring tools for all of them but as said, they are treated as a rough measure these days.
 

old.Tohtori

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Yeah cooking ain't that exact of a science to need a "by ml" amounts so cups and teaspoons work. Everyone basicaly knows what kind of a cup is meant, or how much a teaspoon is. It's kinda like "pinch of salt".
 

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