Prydwen Haiku Competition

[old.Tyraette]

What a crap friday
Nothing but crap all the time
Still 4 hours to go

 

[old.Tyraette]

Liste you pink clad gimp
Stop massacaring my name
Spelling is your friend

 

[old.Tyraette]

Talking like Yoda
Harder than it looks, it is
Taller, wishes I

 

[old.Tyraette]

Originally posted by Kharok Svark
Of course it should count
If you read it you'd say it
So it should be fine

Backed up by a mid
Unusual and slightly odd
Shame he's so stinky

 

[old.Tyraette]

I wandered lonely
As a cloud, over hill and dale
Look, dont do drugs kids

 

[old.Tyraette]

Where is Damini?
I've not seen her for a while
I think im in love

 

[Kharok Svark]

Originally posted by old.Tyraette
Backed up by a mid
Unusual and slightly odd
Shame he's so stinky

Hey, I do not Stink
Well maybe just an idy bit
It's 'cos of the fur

 

[Kharok Svark]

Originally posted by old.Tyraette
Talking like Yoda
Harder than it looks, it is
Taller, wishes I

Yoda is thinking
Make fun of his word you do
Bad maybe think he

 

[blain]

How did we get from
Sucky Prydwen Problems
To little green men?

 

[liste]

Recipe is short
Just Add zhaffah, and stir; you'll
have a useless stew!

 

[old.Tyraette]

Do you remember
How great Eighties cartoons were
Such as Thundercats?

 

[the_smurflord]

and one for dear old Dying the paladin...


PINK PINK PINK PINK PINK
PINK PINK PINK PINK PINK PINK PINK
PINK PINK PINK not mauve.

 

[Maeloch]

I'm a pet shagger
Doing it with big badgers
Bestiality

 

[wildsorcerer]

Was looking in Bliss
Reading this post i could miss
Blain why post this

 

[blain]

Wildsorcerer what?
You have a problem with this?
Whats wrong with Haiku's?

 

[Jood]

what is going on?
Ur all fookin mad me thinks?
Nerf ur silly game

 

[Graknak]

Again boredome shows how a human's mind can fill up time

Am scanning the boards
in search for useless info,
seems i managed fine

Messing with haiku's
is not only time-wasting
but also quite lame.

Again a haiku
with nothing of interest
written inside it.

Need sleep very soon
Will start counting sheep right now
this, my final line.

 

[the_smurflord]

Almost 3 weeks now
and I'm locked out of the game
GIVE ME MY PASSWORD!

 

[the_smurflord]

Originally posted by old.Tyraette
Do you remember
How great Eighties cartoons were
Such as Thundercats?

Thundercats was lame
Cartoons in the 70s
Were by far the best

Before Transformers
was Ulysses 31
full of weird greek myths

And who could forget
The Battle of the Planets
A prime slice of cheese

 

[blain]

Ah, Childhood TV
Chorlton and the wheelies ruled
Who remembers them?

 

[the_smurflord]

Fernella the Witch
living in a black teapot
surrounded by shrooms

An arcane spellbook
called Klaptrap Von Schpilldabeans
always speaking german

And then O'Reily
the rusty old telescope
views over Wheelie World.

And her son Cliffod,
a giant whose foot we see
his voice boomed, "Hello Mam"

 

[old.Tyraette]

Holy crap Batman!
Anyone know what he's on?
Can I have some too

edit: apologies for blasphemy

 

[the_smurflord]

Shaeffer, you're too young
Such TV shows were really superb
They're now out on video

 

[Kharok Svark]

That was very rude
Personaly I don't care
But someone else might

 

[old.Tyraette]

Ah, ok thats great
I'm really quite pleased for you
<backs away slowly>

that was to smruf, not you kharok, and aye, ill edit it when i think of a rep.

 

[old.Tyraette]

 

[the_smurflord]

They were really great
Maybe you can borrow them
If you want to mate

 

[Kharok Svark]

If you use the word
Unco-ordinatingly
It looks very strange

 

[old.Tyraette]

Its ok matey
Perhaps some other time bud
I'm washing my hair

 

[old.Tyraette]

Speaking of bizarre
I have no idea why
I'm wearing odd socks