Prydwen Haiku Competition

[blain]

In order to try to instill some peace to the prydwen community, I present my Haiku

Strange things happening
Prydwen hacked by unknown source
Suspicious Coverup

Can you do better?

 

[blain]

Just incase you were unaware

A haiku is formed from 3 short lines, the first and third being 5 syllables long and the second seven syllables.

 

[Aoln]

Too complicated.
Can't be bothered to do it.
Nevermind I just did.


xD

 

[blain]

Well done, nice haiku.
Its well written and correct.
This ones a bit weak.

 

[kjel]

Unstealthed assassins we find,
Battle frenzy begins, no hits do I land,
Buffed gimp wtfpwns us all.




Kill all buffbots!

edit: better?

 

[chretien]

OMG roxxor!
Cry nerf I shall with gusto
Onto barryswhine

 

[blain]

Originally posted by kjel
Unstealthed assassins we find,
Battle frenzy begins, no hits do I land,
Buffed gimp kills us all.




Kill all buffbots!

Technically thats

Un-stealthed ass-ass-ins we find, (7 Syllables)
Battle frenzy begins, no hits do I land, (8 syllables)
Buffed gimp kills us all. (5 syllables)

Sorry thats a fail on haiku 101

 

[gudrex]

Infils hit me much harder
than i can ever hit them for
can someone nerf them?

 

[old.Jeriraa]

Originally posted by blain
Technically thats

Un-stealthed ass-ass-ins we find, (7 Syllables)
Battle frenzy begins, no hits do I land, (8 syllables)
Buffed gimp kills us all. (5 syllables)

Sorry thats a fail on haiku 101

I'm sure ass-ass-ins
can not be spell'd like you did.
Have to check that now.

 

[kjel]

Originally posted by blain
Technically thats

Un-stealthed ass-ass-ins we find, (7 Syllables)
Battle frenzy begins, no hits do I land, (8 syllables)
Buffed gimp kills us all. (5 syllables)

Sorry thats a fail on haiku 101

Waaaauuuuuuu give me a grammatical template for haiku construction, I'm only familiar with English poetic constructs, need a syllable/word ratio for each line.

 

[old.Jeriraa]

Originally posted by blain
Just incase you were unaware

A haiku is formed from 3 short lines, the first and third being 5 syllables long and the second seven syllables.

There is what you need.
Now try it again young Kjel.
I hope you succeed.

 

[blain]

5
7
5

 

[kjel]

Journey to Odin's Gate,
Solo, unbuffed seeking foes,
Buffed gimps destroy skalds.

\o/
There we go, much better

 

[blain]

Its nearly there now
Just a little more work needed
You will get there soon

 

[basho]

'Tis not to judge, friend
but not sure "little" will do
neither "coverup",
so plentiful syllables
and so harsh limitations

 

[old.Lianuchta]

Sit in Ligen, quiet
Looking for a group,
Mana Eld? We got

or

Warden on Camlann
Damage, be all and end all
Hits like a wet fish

 

[Kharok Svark]

I have a Left Axe
It used to be Realy Great
But now I'm a Gimp

 

[old.Tyraette]

Liste wears pink spandex
To frighten kiddies at night
Nasty little sod

 

[old.Tyraette]

Sharmas a geordie
Its true! Says old.garnette
I will blame Derric

 

[old.Tyraette]

Creative spamming
Much better postfarming skills
Than +1 bullshit

 

[Zebolt]

Originally posted by blain
Un-stealthed ass-ass-ins we find

He said ass

 

[blain]

Old.Tyraette my friend
Your poems are quite good and fun
But Haiku's there not

 

[old.Tyraette]

Originally posted by blain
Old.Tyraette my friend
Your poems are quite good and fun
But Haiku's there not

Oh you surprise me
I was sure that they were fine
Please do enlighten?

 

[liste]

i wear pink to scare.
Its true, i admit. Sheaphpher though,
flaunts his wonder-bra

Pink scares kids, they say.
I call it Style, of which Szcheaf
is horribly short

So Schääfer young man,
Grow some poetic corones
or i will wtfpwn again!

 

[blain]

Originally posted by old.Tyraette
Shar-mas a geor-die = 5 syllables
Its true! Says old.garn-ette = 6 syllables
I will blame Derric = 5 syllables

Syllable missing
Second line should have one more
Else it is just fine.

 

[gengi]

serendipity,
do you come here often ? no,
Agriculture eh ?

Later

 

[old.Tyraette]

Originally posted by blain
Syllable missing
Second line should have one more
Else it is just fine.

actually i read it to myself as old dot garnette

7

 

[blain]

Picky Picky Pick
Im not sure punctuation
Counts as syllables

 

[Kharok Svark]

Of course it should count
If you read it you'd say it
So it should be fine

 

[granny]

Subscriptions still dead.
Urge to play camelot gone.
So I say, farewell.