DaGaffer
Down With That Sorta Thing
- Joined
- Dec 22, 2003
- Messages
- 18,530
"We could do this"
"no"
"We could do this"
"no"
"How about this"
"no"
"look - the backstop isn't going to be a thing, we're never going to accept it, there's got to be movement on your side or we definitely leave with no deal"
"don't care - you're getting it from all sides and we want the backstop"
"How about this"
"no, we want the backstop, we don't really want you to leave tbpfh, it's inconvenient and you know damn well it's probably going to be worse for the people of your country"
"yes, we know all that, but we've chosen a course, and we can't back down without trashing the party - and as you know: power first, governing in the people's interest second"
"Yes, we're no different, power first, government second - at least there's something we agree on"
"Agreed - so you can see - we can't have the backstop"
"Tough titties - removing it weakens our grip"
"I know, but having it weakens ours, makes us your bitch"
"We know"
"So how about this?"
"No"
"Just saying "no" to everything isn't negotiating"
"True, but we've got the deal we want, you can't have what you want - so you potentially crash out, we get to blame you and the rest of the EU looks at your pathetic-ness and the economic result of you leaving, as you also drive to the bottom in terms of environment, workers rights and health - and the other countries in the EU think 'jeez, better stay in'"
"True, but you'll hurt too..."
"Yep, but we don't care - look at what we did to the greek people, despite it not being their actual fault. We clearly don't give a fuck"
Johnson: "We're trying to get a deal" (knows he probably won't)
EU (pick one): "They're not even trying to come up with proposals" (knows we can't because they're not going to budge)
If one's opening position is to demand mutually incompatible things, it not really the job of the people you're negotiating with to help you achieve that. The EU have been clear they have to protect the single market first, everything else, second. The UK wants its cake, to eat it, and own the bakery while they're at it.