OMGOMGOMG (yes, this is more house moving stuffs)

[TdC]

Meh, that's plagiarism! How about a small notebook of handwritten lesbian porn scenes? If she likes that she may still only be bi-curious, and I love bi-curious girls even more than I love lesbian girls!

 

[Wazzerphuk]

but I like lesbian porn! I also like most lesbians, where by most I mean the cute girly ones, not the bristly quasi-militant hairy ones 0o

Yeah, you can't have two of those in a couple.

 

[TdC]

Yeah, you can't have two of those in a couple.

well, you can, except I won't be lurking outside their window wearing my solid snake suit, you can bet on that :/

 

[rynnor]

Well I figure whatever you leave she will take at least a brief look at.

How about a faked Diary full of charming anecdotes to make her putty in your hands?

 

[TdC]

you keep mentioning things like I can not or lack the skills to do this myself! is this truly the impression I give out? as if I do not have a diary of charming lesbian encounters of my very own

ofc, being a man and all, that does indeed make these things somewhat unlikely, but still, I am sure that I will not have to resort to drugs or stalking to reduce her to putty!

 

[Scouse]

I agree Teeds. You've probably got some sort of chemical you can pour on her that'll do that...

 

[rynnor]

ofc, being a man and all, that does indeed make these things somewhat unlikely, but still, I am sure that I will not have to resort to drugs or stalking to reduce her to putty!

Heh - by faked I meant one specifically tailored to her - it wasnt a comment on your diary entries (should you keep one)

 

[TdC]

well, I don't keep one, but if I did I am sure it would be full of lesbian encounters!

 

[rynnor]

well, I don't keep one, but if I did I am sure it would be full of lesbian encounters!

What you mean one's where you approach a woman and she says 'sorry, I'm a lesbian' ?

 

[TdC]

What you mean one's where you approach a woman and she says 'sorry, I'm a lesbian' ?

kind of. same scenario but it's actually true that she is. we're still friends. I've offered to also become a lesbian, but that fell on deaf ears

 

[sayward]

If you are moving close enough you just turn up one evening and say gosh you forgot for a moment where you lived! That has been known to happen.

 

[rynnor]

kind of. same scenario but it's actually true that she is. we're still friends. I've offered to also become a lesbian, but that fell on deaf ears

The Mrs used to attract lesbian's because she's rather petite and cute but it's just struck me that at no point did I ever suggest a threesome - what a waste

 

[TdC]

indeed, I would gladly undergo a lesbian threesome with two of the cute ones. I am sure we could make ends meet

 

[TdC]

If you are moving close enough you just turn up one evening and say gosh you forgot for a moment where you lived! That has been known to happen.

hmm.... last time I'd forgotten where I lived, I was smashed off my face and had a broken collarbone. not something one would forget lightly

 

[sayward]

Not a good idea then!

 

[old.Tohtori]

I shudder at the thought of what TdCs idea of a "solid snake suit" is

Actually by shudder i mean "take careful notes".

 

[Calo]

It seems TDC suddenly attracks all the bad luck after playing amnesia!

Told you it was bad!