OMGOMGOMG (yes, this is more house moving stuffs)

[TdC]

just now, err like 20 mins ago, the renting broker for the people who rent me my current apartment felt it would be a good idea to drop by. I mean, wtf, it was like early

I was just out of bed, had my morning face on and everything, standing there in my boxers wondering who the fuck was at my door...only to realize that HE HAD THE CUTEST GIRL EVER with him, who was considering renting it, and thus I was promptly stuck by a bolt of lightening made from large granite boulders approximately between my shoulder blades.

ofc I was also (mortally) struck by the awkwardness of the situation rather than being my suave self, and therefore failed miserably to make any impression other than that of being a complete loon on THE CUTEST GIRL EVER, who was behaving like a proper adult and was quizzing me on current heating costs and how much a parking spot license would be and such like important things....

....while I was simply holding her hand on a white coral beach on a lush tropical island while the sun set, hoping that the oblique rays would reveal a hint of transparency in her bikini top, while a handy minion roasted us a giant lobster that I had manfully wrestled from the dangerous depths of the coral grove, and we would consume later in the evening after 174 hours of passionate making of the love while sipping a chilled Semillon Sauvignon Blanc out of each other's belly buttons.

I WAS STANDING THERE IN MY BOXERS FFS THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN

 

[old.Tohtori]

....while I was simply holding her hand on a white coral beach on a lush tropical island while the sun set, hoping that the oblique rays would reveal a hint of transparency in her bikini top, while a handy minion roasted us a giant lobster that I had manfully wrestled from the dangerous depths of the coral grove, and we would consume later in the evening after 174 hours of passionate making of the love while sipping a chilled Semillon Sauvignon Blanc out of each other's belly buttons.

Yeap, you need to get laid, with a woman, pronto.

 

[TdC]

Yeap, you need to get laid, with a woman, pronto.

dude, that is my normal state of being

 

[Ormorof]

but you see, if she takes the apartment, you KNOW WHERE SHE LIVES BWUAHAHAHA

in a non creepy way of course

 

[old.Tohtori]

This is almost too easy now;

but you see, if she takes the apartment, you KNOW WHERE SHE LIVES BWUAHAHAHA

in a creepy way of course

dude, that is my normal state of being

But yeah TdC, you are a hopeless romantic, standing in the doorway of eternal love in your undies

 

[TdC]

I'm touched how you feel that me knowing where someone lives could possibly not be creepy, thanks Ormorof

 

[TdC]

But yeah TdC, you are a hopeless romantic, standing in the doorway of eternal love in your undies

story of my life, bud

 

[nath]

Shoulda swaffled her. Boxers too, easy access. No excuse.

 

[Insane]

Shoulda swaffled her. Boxers too, easy access. No excuse.

fucker owes me a new keyboard now

 

[TdC]

I...... I...... you're right nath

 

[TdC]

the...um...intensity of how badly I failed is only now fully coming to the fore

 

[Nate]

Who is this? I was waiting for an and then I swaffled her as she left but no. You were in your boxers, hot girl comes in to your place and wants something out of you but you just stood there like a plank and answered her questions?! I mean seriously, on the way out she must of been ripe for the picking..close..not looking towards you..boxers..swaffle FFS!

You are not the Swafflemeister you make yourself out to be!

 

[old.Tohtori]

You could always find out if she moves there, then either come over to tell some really important thing she needs to know about the place(like that to get some cabinet to close, she needs to do x etc), or conviniently walk by the place when she moves in and help out.

Ofcourse finding out when she actually carries the stuff in might require some persistent stalking, but i wouldn't put that level of dedication past you

Or in a humorous stalker type thing, come over some time later, tell her that you were in the neighborhood and thought you'd bring over a housewarming gift and tell her to keep good care of the place as it gave you some fun times in the past.

Lots of stuff you can do that will be creepy

 

[TdC]

hot girl comes in to your place and wants something out of you but you just stood there like a plank and answered her questions?!

yes! yes! this is how badly I suck!

i wouldn't put that level of dedication past you

cheers brah! keep the faith!

 

[old.Tohtori]

I support 100% all perversions, deviations and stupid ideas, just don't ask me to congratulate on your baby, or how long you've been married

 

[nath]

Swaffling aside, sounds like a funny "how we met" anecdote. Find a way to ask her out and make light of the boxers situation. Bam, instant-charming™.

 

[Vae]

I was just out of bed, had my morning face on and everything, standing there in my boxers wondering who the fuck was at my door...only to realize that HE HAD THE CUTEST GIRL EVER with him,

Clearly you need a Pajama Suit to be prepared for just such a circumstance!

 

[Lazarus]

bet you got a stiffy and, even only wearing boxers, she didnt notice!!

 

[old.Tohtori]

bet you got a stiffy and, even only wearing boxers, she didnt notice!!

TdC's idea of boxers is a bit different;

 

[TdC]

Swaffling aside, sounds like a funny "how we met" anecdote. Find a way to ask her out and make light of the boxers situation. Bam, instant-charming™.

you, Sir, may be the architect of the rest of my life! if this does happen, I will remember you in my will!

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[TdC]

according to facebook, the whole of the internets is laughing at me

 

[Scouse]

Nothing to do with this tho Teedles. That's just normal.

 

[ECA]

you, Sir, may be the architect of the rest of my life! if this does happen, I will remember you in my will!

Does will know about this? It sounds like an uncomfortable location to leave a present.

 

[TdC]

Nothing to do with this tho Teedles. That's just normal.

Does will know about this? It sounds like an uncomfortable location to leave a present.

Will is very slack in that respect. He may not even be aware!

 

[MYstIC G]

Glen tbfh.

 

[rynnor]

'Accidentally' leave an item in an obscure cupboard when you leave - then you have a reason to go around once she's in there.

I shudder to think 'what' you might leave her.. Dildo's and Lesbian porn is probably out...

 

[Scouse]

'Dildo's and Lesbian porn is probably out...

Nope. That's the bold choice

 

[TdC]

but I like lesbian porn! I also like most lesbians, where by most I mean the cute girly ones, not the bristly quasi-militant hairy ones 0o

 

[rynnor]

but I like lesbian porn! I also like most lesbians, where by most I mean the cute girly ones, not the bristly quasi-militant hairy ones 0o

Yes but if you leave it and she likes it you could be on a loser eh?

How about a small notebook of handwritten love poems (copied from books) though this requires some effort...