Now I've done it.

[Scouse]

why are you not bed sharing yet?

This.

Love ya Russ

xx

 

[Ch3tan]

Lol, this thread. Talk about over analysis.

 

[Chilly]

Lol, this thread. Talk about over analysis.

Aye, tell me about it.

 

[old.Tohtori]

What kind of friends would we be if we didn't feed your fears and insecurities?

 

[Chilly]

True, true.

 

[fettoken]

So, an update on this?

 

[Chilly]

Fucked if I know. I'm currently in a different city, not going to see her til Thursday evening at the earliest. I'll update you at the weekend.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Clearly, from the way you've been away for a while and she hasn't left you 20 texts about the issue, she's found a puerto rican thunder god and is getting her brains banged out by his superior cock, exchanging love poems and talking about how you have dirty underwear. Dump now and hit on her sister.

 

[Chilly]

Except everything you said, that's entirely correct.

 

[Olgaline]

I say we all come to agreement that, until such time that chilli prooves me wrong.
We shall all belive and agree that this is the chick (term used loosely) that Chilli Coverts so much (and so desperately wants to bang)

Spoiler

 

[TdC]

found a puerto rican thunder god and is getting brains banged out by his superior cock, exchanging love poems and talking about how you have dirty underwear.

Toh reveals his deepest, most secret desires.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Toh reveals his deepest, most secret desires.

How dare you?! Insinuating i keep secrets

 

[Chilly]

I say we all come to agreement that, until such time that chilli prooves me wrong.
We shall all belive and agree that this is the chick (term used loosely) that Chilli Coverts so much (and so desperately wants to bang)

Spoiler

Who the fuck is Chilli?

 

[Olgaline]

sorry, Chillie

 

[Chilly]

ban tbpfh.

 

[ECA]

Calm your tits Chills.

 

[Chilly]

My photo isnt strangelove for no reason. I'll nuke all you bastards from my wheelchair!

 

[Olgaline]

Tjilly have you met Cornzhog, I mean Cohrsnok, no wait, was it Nosecorn or Cornnoze...

 

[Ch3tan]

You mean the Swedish chap?

 

[caLLous]

The one who hands out real estate to all of his mistresses or the other one?

 

[TdC]

maybe they're all the same one!

 

[old.Tohtori]

maybe they're all the same one!

All Swedes look the same really

 

[Chilly]

Date. Tomorrow night. Central London.

 

[Zarjazz]

Date. Tomorrow night. Central London.

But where will she be?

 

[Chilly]

*shakes fist*

/edit - ah. this is the ultimate cry+wank setup. oops.

 

[TdC]

a double back-alley scenario?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Soooo....*looks at watch* Either A: the date goes horrible and he goes get wasted, then comes post about it here tomorrow at 2am, or B: the date goes well and he goes get wasted and then comes post about it here tomorrow at 2:15am.

Either way, FH wins

 

[Chilly]

I promise nothing.

 

[caLLous]

a double back-alley scenario?

http://beephe.tumblr.com/post/144112493/crack-is-whack

nsfwnsfwnsfwnsfwnsfw

 

[fettoken]

Clicked it at work. Living on the edge..