Now I've done it.

[MYstIC G]

Yeah that's pretty much the plan. I'll probably ask her out on a date this week or next.

Choose Next

 

[Chilly]

Choose Next

Choose life.

I'll play it by ear, see how things are when we're hanging out this week. It's not been awkward (except the very first few minutes of coffee the other day) so hopefully she'll get used to the idea that things won't change that much in terms of what we normally do together, at first anyway.

 

[Job]

This is excellent news, but time to deflate her and go get yourself a real girlfriend.

 

[Olgaline]

Time to deflate her

I think you might be on to something.....

Just told the girl I've been living with for a couple of years that I've got Feelings for her.

I'm not sure that under the bed counts as living together?

She is very sensible..

The quiet ones, that cannot speak usually seem that way, yes

hopefully she'll get used to the idea that things won't change that much in terms of what we normally do together,

Not sure we want to know what that is.

 

[Chilly]

Inspirational stuff.

 

[Bahumat]

Start turning up naked when she's doing things like the washing, making dinner, pooing. She will love how natural it seems

 

[Raven]

Go for a piss while she is having a shower, girls really dig that.

 

[gunner440]

Go for a piss while she is having a shower, girls really dig that.

Don't you mean go for a shit?

 

[Raven]

Nah, tricky to push down the plughole.

 

[TdC]

you push it down? what madness is this?

 

[CorNokZ]

And while letting out a hot stream of morning piss you should ask if her pee is also the colour of the sun.

Bitches loves a mysterious poetic fella

 

[Scouse]

you push it down? what madness is this?

Exactly. You're supposed to flick it up at her tits aren't you?

 

[Fweddy]

Exactly. You're supposed to flick it up at her tits aren't you?

Ideally you'd perch on the shower curtain rail above her head and unload straight down on to her.

 

[Bahumat]

Wait till she's having a wee, then get her to widen her legs and you pee through the gap. She will admire your marksmanship!

 

[CorNokZ]

Women loves pee through their gaps!

 

[Scouse]

This thread:

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lk2omZ8IvPE

 

[Chilly]

That escalated rapidly.

 

[Job]

Supressed perversion likes a day out.

 

[TdC]

Exactly. You're supposed to flick it up at her tits aren't you?

I was going to say "get her to mash it down the drain with her toes". Orginally. Really.

 

[Chilly]

One day, I may well show her this thread.

 

[Draylor]

To be fair its taken about 50 posts longer than the average thread to descend to that level

 

[TdC]

One day, I may well show her this thread.

"I just wanted to wine and dine you, but luckilly the fellas gave me some smashing ideas"

 

[old.Tohtori]

One day, I may well show her this thread.

If you do, reaction video is a must!

 

[soze]

If you do, reaction video is a must!

That would just be a video of a girl walking slowly backwards giving the camera a dirty look until she slams the door and you hear about 15 locks close.

 

[Scouse]

That would just be a video of a girl walking slowly backwards giving the camera a dirty look until she slams the door and you hear about 15 locks close.

...then the sound of an industrial vibrator starting up and screams of "shit on me my lovelies, SHIT ON ME"


??? No?

 

[soze]

Unlikely.

 

[Bahumat]

...then the sound of an industrial vibrator starting up and screams of "shit on me my lovelies, SHIT ON ME"

??? No?

It's like you read her mind

 

[Chilly]

P(me showing her this thread) is approaching zero.

 

[Nate]

Why not poop in to her pee pee hole and then eat the poop together at a romantic dinner? With elegant frozen pee in the shape of roses?

 

[Nate]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdzSN6Zc2Zw