Now I've done it.

[Yoni]

And here you are, posting on FH. Who would have thought.

Now I'm one of 5 kids, working my way around Europe and my parents are still happily married, although dad is still quite poorly

 

[Chilly]

She's just texted me telling me she's doing some diary writing. At least that means she isnt just going to say "fuck off", else why would she need to talk to herself via the diary to figure out a plan?

Odds shortening very slighty. If I was a bookie (and I am), I'd give myself about a 4-1 at this point.

 

[old.user4556]

*chest bump*

Nice work Chilly, kudos for having the balls to tell her. What's the worst that can happen? - she'll say no, but you'll know where you stand and can move on with life.

 

[old.Tohtori]

She's just texted me telling me she's doing some diary writing. At least that means she isnt just going to say "fuck off", else why would she need to talk to herself via the diary to figure out a plan?

Odds shortening very slighty. If I was a bookie (and I am), I'd give myself about a 4-1 at this point.

I wouldn't go that far, probably just means she has to think it over a bit. As you said, she's sensible. These things don't happen disney style afterall

 

[Chilly]

Off I go...

 

[dysfunction]

Good luck!

 

[old.Osy]

Well, uhm.

Here's a picture of De Niro with a cat:

http://www.thenormanbrothers.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/robert-de-niro-lil-bub.jpg

 

[Jupitus]

*crosses fingers for a decent result*

 

[Chilly]

So I reckon I can mark that as a success. There was no friend zoning. She's worried about the commitment aspect, she's never got together with a good friend before so she wants to think about it. But she's definitely in to me, which is the main thing. We both left the café smiling.

I am now off to Oxford to get absolutely fucking smashed to celebrate.

 

[Gwadien]

And here you are, posting on FH. Who would have thought.

I don't know, I reckon when they were expecting @Yoni they were like; 'She shall be in the House of Freddys!'

Obviously meant for her to be a porn star, but didn't happen.

 

[old.Osy]

Did you smooch her?

 

[Yoni]

Awesome bloody awesome!

 

[old.Tohtori]

I am now off to Oxford to get absolutely fucking smashed to celebrate.

Leave your phone, or give it to a friend, you don't want to follow up with drunken text/calls

 

[old.user4556]

Good news man, I'd say that was in the bag.

Tell her you like shoes, that'll completely seal the deal.

 

[Edmond]

Congrats, glad it's heading in the right direction

 

[TdC]

now all you have to do is make with the boob pix and we're all winners

 

[old.Tohtori]

now all you have to do is make with the boob pix and we're all winners

Didn't you hear? She's sensible. Though the sensible thing to do is to support your man in his quest to get the approval of his comrades *cough* Right?

 

[Edmond]

Introduce her to @Gumbo and a bottle of red and we'll have boob pix in no time

 

[fettoken]

She is very sensible. Which kinda worries me, because I'm a lunatic.

Congratulations on a job well done. Now, just try to take it easy from now on, your main goal is to introduce her to FH. Will open her up to all sorts of new stuff.

 

[mooSe_]

Good job. I told my housemate I liked her and we've been together for 3 months now. I was like 6/10 drunk at the time though, otherwise I probably wouldn't have said anything. It's worth the risk!

 

[Chilly]

There will be no boob pix, sorry.

 

[Chilly]

Did you smooch her?

I have in the past, but not today.

 

[Gumbo]

There will be no boob pix, sorry.

You say that now, but 7 years later and a kenwood masterchef and we'll see....

 

[Calaen]

Glad it went well for you!

 

[old.Tohtori]

You say that now, but 7 years later and a kenwood masterchef and we'll see....

I really need to get me a kenwood masterchef and go out to the bar asking random girls "My friend said this would quarantee some action."

 

[Scouse]

I have in the past, but not today.

So, like, did you arrange a date or anything daft like that. Or did you just put your dick in her coffee and go "likey?"

 

[Chilly]

She doesn't want to start dating immediately, she wants a little time to get used to the whole thing. We spend loads of time together anyway, it's just that at some point it'll have to escalate to an actual date rather than just doing stuff together.

 

[Scouse]

She doesn't want to start dating immediately, she wants a little time to get used to the whole thing. We spend loads of time together anyway, it's just that at some point it'll have to escalate to an actual date rather than just doing stuff together.

Give her a couple of weeks. Then ask for a date. Unless, of course, you already find yourselves out together, on the beers, makey-passey

Any longer and she's avoiding telling you she's not actually interested tbfh*.



*wild speculation, but seems sensible

 

[Chilly]

Yeah that's pretty much the plan. I'll probably ask her out on a date this week or next.

 

[Fweddy]

Well done for telling her and congratulations it's looking like it will work out!

I'm meeting a girl for a coffee tonight. Poor thing has no idea that by this time tomorrow she'll be a lesbian.