Holy fuck!

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dysfunction

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I dont think NB should have . after each letter should it?
 
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~Lazarus~

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gardens a mess - you should take more care of appearances you know!
 
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Will

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If you like rain, move to Scotland. Its been raining for as long as I can remember. People still talk in hushed tones about "the day it didn't rain", back in '62.

Well, I made that up, but its been raining for about a week on and off. I miss the sun already.
 
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mank

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Originally posted by ~Lazarus~
gardens a mess - you should take more care of appearances you know!

My parents garden (fuck that, it ain't anything to do with me!) is very nice, thankyouverymuch.
 
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Tom

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Could you make the images larger please, I can't quite see things in detail.
 
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mank

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I did say they were large, you weren't forced to look at them were you?
 
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Tom

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Yes I was, I felt the uncontrollable urge to click the link because you always post such meaningless stuff :D
 
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Xtro 2.0

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Some of the less informed mongs at work who regularly sun in Gran Canaria or some other shithole where they serve eggs and bacon instead of local cuisine are moaning like FUCK about the rain.

Personally I love it, makes you feel alive. Met the gf for lunch and she had a low cut dress on, started raining and she ran outside to let the rain pour down her (loves it). Cue lots of blokes pointing and me thinking muhahha "I'LL be the one she will tell she's got a headache tonight - NOT YOU!!!!!1"....:|
 
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Deadmanwalking

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Originally posted by Xtro 2.0
Cue lots of blokes pointing and me thinking muhahha "I'LL be the one she will tell she's got a headache tonight - NOT YOU!!!!!1"....:|


:fluffle:
 
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evilmonkeh

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i got soaked earlier at sixthform!!
also mank, do you live in bristol? cos it hink i can see my house in ur pic
 
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~Lazarus~

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Originally posted by evilmonkeh
i got soaked earlier at sixthform!!
also mank, do you live in bristol? cos it hink i can see my house in ur pic

You will probably find that most mass produced rabbit hutches look the same from all angles :D :p
 
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evilmonkeh

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Originally posted by ~Lazarus~
You will probably find that most mass produced rabbit hutches look the same from all angles :D :p
:eek:
 
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.Cask

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I was stood in an alleyway during the great torrential downpour of 2003. Funny thing was that everyone else was just walking past not even noticing the rain while I was cowering away. In fact they must have been warned about it somehow because 2 minutes after it started umbrellas started appearing from nowhere and suddenly everyone was wearing a rain coat while all I had was a t-shirt. An umbrella is like an extra appendage in Swansea during the winter months anyway as there is a perpetual state of precipitation in the air. If it's not drizzling, it's raining and if it's not raining then it's pouring.

Kill me, please.
 
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mank

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Originally posted by Xtro 2.0
Some of the less informed mongs at work who regularly sun in Gran Canaria or some other shithole where they serve eggs and bacon instead of local cuisine are moaning like FUCK about the rain.

Travel Agents sketch? :)

Originally posted by Xtro 2.0
Personally I love it, makes you feel alive.

I agree, sun is nice in small doses but there's nothing worse than boiling hot weather for days on end where you start to stick to everything you touch and you can't sleep at night because you don't have air conditioning. Rain is good and I love winter, like you say - makes you feel alive. Plus it doesn't feel like the football season until it's freezing cold and rain is pissing down horizontally.

Originally posted by evilmonkeh
also mank, do you live in bristol? cos it hink i can see my house in ur pic

Hell no, and Laz is right - mass produced houses all look the same :p
 
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Wilier

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I was up on the top of one of our storage tanks when we had a deluge earlier, and my tool bag kinda............floated off!!!

and I got very, very wet.
 
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~Mobius~

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Yeah, love the rain it feels so nice to stroll in the rain....dont know why people love sun. :)
 
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mank

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I forgot that when it rains my cat comes in soaking wet. And jumps on me. Gah :|
 
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Jonaldo

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Nice leaves and roofs, got bored dling first image before I saw the rest, and this is with adsl.

(nb. yes I know you said they were large but it ain't hard to scale stuff down if you want people to look)
 
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dysfunction

Guest
Originally posted by Wilier
I was up on the top of one of our storage tanks when we had a deluge earlier, and my tool bag kinda............floated off!!!

and I got very, very wet.


Are you only allowed to play with inflatable tools?

I'm just wondering cos I find most things made out of metal have a tendancy to sink and not float.
 
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Xtro 2.0

Guest
NB - There is a new fit lass at work with pert tits.

Carry on.
 
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dysfunction

Guest
Originally posted by Xtro 2.0
NB - There is a new fit lass at work with pert tits.

Carry on.


This post is totally useless without pics
 
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Wilier

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Origionally posted by dysfunction
Are you only allowed to play with inflatable tools?

I'm just wondering cos I find most things made out of metal have a tendancy to sink and not float.

so boats sink usually do they?????hmmmm, do they???????

<detail>
Our tank roofs are slightly sloping and painted, whilst I was attached via a safety line, my tool bag was not. When the rain came down in a torrent, it washed my bag away, complete with tools (made from metal)
</detail>

Hokay?
 
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mank

Guest
Originally posted by Xtro 2.0
Atm she's making me a cuppa :)

Bless.

Send her out to get a cuppa! ffs, you can't tease us with pert nips like this.
 
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Bym

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I dug out my winter coat and wore it outside with the hood up today, keeping lovely and warm and dry as a result.

Couldn't help but silently laugh at all the pretentious b*stards in town (literally the entire population round here), running around in a panic with their faces screwed up, wearing sleeveless shirts, soaked to the skin, make-up streaming down girls' faces, fake tan soaking the collars of pr*ck men, flicking their straggly hair into a style I would simply call 'drowned rat'. Mwahahaha......
 
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dysfunction

Guest
Originally posted by Wilier
so boats sink usually do they?????hmmmm, do they???????

<detail>
Our tank roofs are slightly sloping and painted, whilst I was attached via a safety line, my tool bag was not. When the rain came down in a torrent, it washed my bag away, complete with tools (made from metal)
</detail>

Hokay?


I didnt say *everything* made out of metal sinks cos boats do float unless you crash them into icebergs or something...
 
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Xtro 2.0

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Originally posted by Bym

Couldn't help but silently laugh at all the pretentious b*stards in town (literally the entire population round here), running around in a panic with their faces screwed up, wearing sleeveless shirts, soaked to the skin, make-up streaming down girls' faces, fake tan soaking the collars of pr*ck men, flicking their straggly hair into a style I would simply call 'drowned rat'. Mwahahaha......

I had the misfortune to watch an episode of Friends where Phoebe was preggers and she got nasty like that too!

Be nice, be nice, be nice! Even I am today :)
 

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