who loves you and who do you love?

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ECA

Guest
Insane, you sound like a right BOFH.


My current hates are indians.

Specifically the Indians at my place of work.

Specifically the Indians who form about 10% of the work populace.

Specifically the 2 middle age Indian women who insist that they be allowed to play An equal amount of Indian music.

Specifically that 2 people play their fucking music for the other Indians ( who mostly put TOTP crap on ) there who dont give a flying fuck so as a result about 0.5% of the people at work, we get a good 2-4hours of Indian Music Per Day.

And they wonder why their CD's have huge scratches gouged in them by my car keys :rolleyes:
 
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Insane

Guest
Originally posted by ECA
Insane, you sound like a right BOFH.

im not allowed to comment on such matters.

:p

but some people on the 1st floor do call me the c**t from the computer section
 
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Xavier

Guest
Pity the music isn't religious, otherwise you could demand it wasn't played on the basis of your own religion... Popular music is universal however - we all hate it equally... ugh

Anyhow, I've just had this gem land in my junk mail :rolleyes:

retards.GIF


definately #1 on my hate list for today. Retards.

Actually, no - more than the above I hate any idiot who responds to it.
 
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ECA

Guest
I wasn't asking you, and if you read BOFH you'd know what I was on about :-]
 
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(Shovel)

Guest
Pet Hates:
The way reinstalling applications resets all my lubbly icon schemes.
RealPlayer. End Of.
Quicktime - see for RealPlayer.

Crashing Benchmarks are also a cause of much stress, especially the number of CD-Rs they are eating at the moment.

I also hate the draconian firewall that I'm stuck behind in my uni accomodation.

And since nobody is spreading any love :p:
I love my lovely girlfriend Jo.
 
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Testin da Cable

Guest
I also hate positive people :eek:



















*fluffle Ben* :D
 
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ECA

Guest
*spreads love*


*all over just arrived DVD Writer*





















*and Wij*
 
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whipped

Guest
I've just thought of another one.

I hate the fact that every time I meet a new girl who seems really nice, within 48 hours they turn out to be raving psychos, with either a penchant for physically violence or a need to suggest that you move to Austraila with them*. After 48 hours!!!

*This has actually just happend!
 
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Will

Guest
Move to Oz, ffs. Its summer there. Just ditch her once you have a work permit.
 
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Xavier

Guest
Originally posted by ECA
I wasn't asking you, and if you read BOFH you'd know what I was on about :-]

I do ;)

I'd be far more evil than Mr T's creations :flame:
 
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ECA

Guest
He's gone a bit too clever lately, I preferred a mix between the clever evilness and the good old >clickety click< resulting in a SWAT team :-]
 
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sad_mung

Guest
I hate...
People who fail to signal at junctions.
Cyclists who ride in the middle of the road.
People who "dither" anywhere.
My workplace.
My job.
The colour pink.
10 polos (11 is fine so is nine, ten is a no-no)
Chewing gum on my shoe.
Conflict for the sake of conflict.
Americans.
America.
Lazy arse curs.
Being cold in an office with one radiator which keeps getting switched off because the person sitting next too it is too hot.
Watching dog owners allow their dogs to crap on the pavement and then walk off without clearing it up.
Kids.
Twatty Kids.
Consumer watchdog programmes.
The lack of good British comedy.
The fact that I can't drink too much on the medication I'm taking.
People who take their entire family grocery shopping and then walk up the aisles side by side, kids screaming and parents beaming at them as though they've just shat a rose on the floor.
People who take no care about their personal odours, yeah, sweaty, smelly people who stink out where-ever they go.
And many many more.
 
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Deadmanwalking

Guest
People who on forums instead of using the standard smilies :)

Use their own shit mangled versions: :) >=) XD :-]
 
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r32

Guest
People who make up lists of everything that pisses them off. Seriously guys, be happy for a change? It might not kill you.
 
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ECA

Guest
Hey we're just venting.

btw skylines are not the win, AE86 all the way babeh!
 
C

Cdr

Guest
I hate people.

I hate people who choose to 'modify' shit cars by putting spoilers and the such like on them to make it look 'cool'.

I hate people who wear baseball caps backwards.

I hate people who insist on getting up real close to your backend - only a fool ignores the 2 second rule!

I hate cyclists who, when there's barely enough room insist on trying to get down the side of your car at traffic lights and nearly take the wing mirror off.

I hate cyclists who insist on riding on the pavement when the council has spent money on taking away a bit of the road to make a cycle lane for them.

I hate cyclists who when comming to traffic lights, instead of waiting like they should, they jump onto the pavement to avoid it.

I hate people.
 
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TedTheDog

Guest
America
Americans
American "Foreign Policy" (hahahaha. You noticed that all "polices" the americans foist upon an unwelcoming world have the word "War" in it somewhere? Retarded bunch of bed wetters, kill them all and their children lest the evil persists)

Drivers. Everyone behind the wheel of any vehicle anywhere.

People using mobile phones in the street
People using mobile phones on trains
People with mobile phones that have vibrate mode but dont use it

People who eat egg sandwiches on trains
People who use laptops on trains

Smokers (yer all fucking retards by definition, dont deny it)

Commercial radio

Adverts on TV

People who complain about the TV license

People who write these pointless yet annoying kind of lists

Politics for the masses (ie fuckwits who dont understand real policies so make voting decisions on who got laid recently)

Mail readers



Man that felt good.
 
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Deadmanwalking

Guest
A few amendments to my list:

Inbreeds (Read Kent, Essex, Parts of Scotland)
Kappa Tracksuits
Halloween trick or treat
 
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kameleon

Guest
I just hate Shopping in manchester on a saturday
 
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Testin da Cable

Guest
I hate shopping at any time, in any place. Thank goodness the missus hates it too: we take 5 minutes to buy new stuff, then spend the rest of the day on some cafe's terrace :)
 
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ECA

Guest
Originally posted by Testin da Cable
I hate shopping at any time, in any place. Thank goodness the missus hates it too: we take 5 minutes to buy new stuff, then spend the rest of the day on some cafe's terrace :)


MY KIND OF SHOPPING!

I soooooo hate being dragged round 5 shops three times just to pick the item she liked in the 1st shop.

Seriously...is it necessary?
 
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doh_boy

Guest
Originally posted by kameleon
I just hate Shopping in manchester on a saturday

:( I remember when I was a student and I could do all my shopping first thing on a monday.


I don't shop anymore, well I tend to walk around cathedral sqaure and deansgate which are barable.
 
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Yoni

Guest
Hates:
Being treated differently in game because i am female
People who can not tolerate others because their sexuality isnt akin to their own
Curtain twitchers
People who harm animals / humans for fun


Loves:
My other half
My cats
People who are different with the confidence to carry it off
Being in love
The smell of freshly baked bread in the morning
 

Deebs

Chief Arsewipe
Staff member
Moderator
FH Subscriber
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Messages
9,076,937
I hate

Ted's bong cos its too good and so expensive
Ugly women
Expensive drinks
ironing
running out of shit paper whilst on toilet
running out of wine when entertaining
sunday drivers
metros
volvo drivers
couriers on motorcycles
coldness
Ted's whining
Ted's car which is a canoe
Exchange
rebooting after apply MS patches
my DSL dying
running out of fags : YES I AM A SMOKER AND NOT A RETARD
food shopping


I love

waking up when i want
going out when i want
not coming home if i want
my kids
treating myself to "toys" without anyone moaning about it
life
being happy
my music
my xbox
 
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Ekydus

Guest
Waking up.

People who go into a store and ask someone who works there where something is and expect them to know everything about the store.
(Yeah - right... just started work there... NOT going to know everything etc)
 

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