In LA watched American Horror Story Asylum last night - wow that is some sick shit! Great though.
Alienated my daughter forever!
Learnt how to fillet a Salmon!
It's pretty easy really, just run your knife down the middle, if your knife clicks through the ribs you're doing it right.
'The Old Man and the Sea'.
the prospect of getting a shag swiftly turned around and fucked off out the front door.
agreeI like this thread. Only for the reason that when reading it back it should make us realise what boring fuckers we are and that we really should do something better with our short lives.
don't like DDG's "Only In Dreams". DeeDee's gone all soft and mushy imo.The Dum Dum Girls and Crystal Castles.
I would have ninja-surprise-spaffed in her hair for her to discover the next day. She should live in constant fear of not sating you in every possible way wait....what?Went home and watched her fall asleep while the prospect of getting a shag swiftly turned around and fucked off out the front door.
Sweet FA, independence day, no work, stocked fridge and stocked games.
Ah good, so our off-site Finnish coder isn't lying about his reason for not working today