Werezomwolfbie Game thread #10

[Mabs]

Players:

tohtori
calaen
sydrik
itcheh
nate
uara
ch3tan
gmloki
olgaline

Rules:
No quoting PMs
No editing posts
No talking at night time
No meta gaming
Majority vote wins, unless its stalemating in which case i may progress the day/night cycle
There may be a hidden time limit

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you awaken in your village, to discover your not very lamented mayor Mabs has gone missing. is he dead? or merely..taken ?

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<pms going out now, fire when ready!>

DAY ONE BEGINETH!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Yeap, this seems comfortably familiar.

 

[Ch3tan]

peas.

 

[Olgaline]

Oh dear!

 

[Sydrik]

I REALLY need to find a new village

 

[Ch3tan]

This is a new village.

POTATOES!

 

[itcheh]

So Mabs is MISSING ... my guess he's drunk and fallen in a hole somewhere (or sleeping it off in the woods).

No blood. No death. Just Ch3t with his vegetable-tourette's.

Just a normal day in the village.

 

[gmloki]

Normal you say, nothing is 'normal' around these parts

 

[Calaen]

This could be a publicity stunt for an up and coming election perhaps?

Maybe we should send out a search party to see if we can find him, or just hit the pub!

 

[Sydrik]

Look for him?

LOOK FOR HIM??

What sort of crazy logic are you spouting man!!

 

[itcheh]

Pub

 

[Ch3tan]

So Mabs is MISSING ... my guess he's drunk and fallen in a hole somewhere (or sleeping it off in the woods).

No blood. No death. Just Ch3t with his vegetable-tourette's.

Just a normal day in the village.

What the cabbages are you accusing me of? Vegetable what now? Careful young lad, I'll not take libellous YAM slurs from one such as you.

 

[itcheh]

All I'm saying is - I'm prepared to defend myself if I see you coming towards me with a carrot in hand and a glint in your eye.

 

[Ch3tan]

All I'm saying is - I'm prepared to defend myself if I see you coming towards me with a in hand and a glint in your eye.

Make some sense you bloody juicy red tomatoes fool.

 

[itcheh]

Vote: CH3tan

He's mad ...

 

[Ch3tan]

Vote: CH3tan

He's mad ...

vote Itcheh, accusing me of acting insanely when I am perfectly sane.

 

[Olgaline]

Oi! there Itcheh!
tourette's is a seriouse affliction, especially the vegetable related kind.
I'll not have you exploiting Ch3tan like that!

 

[Uara]

nooo don't mention holes. I've been having nightmares for days about falling in holes and being stuck out during the night.

 

[Olgaline]

Grabs Uara,
Drags him to the village well,
You can't let them fester...Face your fears!
Banish your demons! Cleanse your soul! Halleluja!

 

[Sydrik]

Did Uara just pee himself...?

 

[Uara]

*sniffs the air and touches trousers* no I don't think I did. Cheers Olga, that's just what I needed although I suppose its probably the best to get over any fears before any more bad things happen to this town.

 

[Nate]

Oh hello there, so whats been happenin here then?! Mabs has gone missin' hmm?!

Uara you definitely pissed yourself, or someone else pissed on your trousers.

WHO DID IT?!?!?!

 

[Calaen]

Ok I Admit it, I pissed on his trousers!

 

[Nate]

<fighst Calaen>

That's what you get for pissin' on whoever you like!

Ya can't be doing that!

 

[Calaen]

I thought it would be fun I guess people are a tad edgy with the missing mayor!

 

[itcheh]

Since when did this village become a centre for water-sports?

Ho-hum ... Mabs better show up soon before this all gets kinky and Ch3tan gets too experimental with his 'Fruit & Vegetable'

 

[Olgaline]

Whats with the Ch3tan Fetish Itcheh ?

 

[Mabs]

*****
While some people are having..extra curricular fun in the toilets, time is drawing on

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[Calaen]

Whats with the Ch3tan Fetish Itcheh ?

It is a concern actually, while ch3ts random vegetable dribble may be a bit weird. To suggest he is up to no good is a bit harsh.

 

[itcheh]

Right - there are 2 weird things going on:

1. Mabs is missing
2. Ch3tan and his vegetable tourette's

Since everyone seems to think that vegetable-tourette's is normal ... i will ignore Ch3tan for the time being.

On to business ... we need to organise some sort of search.

I will looks for clues in Mabs' house

(I have no idea if this is a possible thing or not, but I'm going to take the lead.)