Tribes haikus

[old.[TD]BigSwifty]

Well, it's Sunday and I'm in a haiku mood.

Ker-chunk goes mortar
See my enemies scurry
Boom! They suck green death


Anyone else?
(Yes, I know there's no point...)

BigS

 

[old.Stamper2]

Flying through the air
I get shot down and it hurts
ouch ouch I am dead

 

[old.[TD]BigSwifty]

Newbie hogs station
"Mark your f**kin favourites!"
Watch me disconnect


Oh dear......

BigS

 

[old.Stamper2]

I am in attack
I get the enemy flag
I lag and I die

 

[old.Stamper2]

The teams are even
Newbies come and join the game
Teams are now all shit

 

[old.Stamper2]

We play good level
Then lamers vote to change it
We play crap air wars

 

[Guest]

I came...
I held my crook high (oo-er)..
and i sent forth my lambs...
and then i flippin dropped...
damn
Xtro
lol

 

[old.Wanderer]

Its 0-0 on Raindance
Its a standoff once again
the flags given to a newbie
to release a veteran from the den.
the newbie decides to attack the enemy base
what a nob

(more in the Stamper mode this one)

 

[old.Brit]

I stand here alone
With my huge gun cocked
Oh dear I ate a cake

Snipers all around me
Shots ping the air nearby
Whoops Aunt Betsy fell over again

The objective is close
Three more points to get
I need the toilet right now

--Brit--

 

[old.Coyote]

Severed dreams, and my enemies scheme;
Mortars raining death;
A shadow passes, a flag flutters;
And you feel the Wolfs Breath.

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWL

 

[old.Padishar]

He said Haikus... At least get the structure nearly right...

DS.Padishar

P.S. Someone had to say it...

 

[old.Hecate]

The Laser Rifle
Is Not a machinegun
Learn this and you become
Less Lame, Its a Feng-Shui
Thing

 

[old.Fusion]

I have a big gun
I fire it at Afty's arse
Oh boy, big mistake

 

[old.Kardell]

on server with newbie skills
I try to set my favourites
The nasty man shouts 'hurry up'
I start to cry - I only want to learn

Be nice to newbies :-(

 

[old.[TD]BigSwifty]

Coffee enters me,
it stimulates my system,
my sphincter dilates!


(morning haiku.....

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