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Originally posted by Brynn
Ooh here comes the standard responce of "oo i have fucked her" eehhehehe.

not quite.

i know the bible is make beleive

lol


poor bastard
 
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Brynn

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Oh here we go...

Please prove my religion wrong.

Btw cant wait when your burning in hell Mate.
 
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old.yaruar

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Originally posted by Brynn
Oh here we go...

Please prove my religion wrong.

Btw cant wait when your burning in hell Mate.

Personally I decided a long time ago that valhalla sounded much more fun than heaven,

All I need to do now is die heroicly in battle... :D
 
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Tilda

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keep it on topic!

The update, She dosnt like fruity perfumes so the're out. And im going shopping on monday with her sister to see what we can find :D
 
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Brynn

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Better not let her see u with her sister - she might think u fancy her more :p
 
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old.yaruar

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Originally posted by Brynn
Pfft its coz your a middie :p

nah it's 'cos I like drinking and getting drunk, and eating endlessly and busty wenches who can kick arse.
 
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kirennia

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Aye, if theres anything you shoulda learnt from cheesy american films is that you never go shopping with your girlfriends sister or best friend :D They aalways get the wrong end of the stick ;)
 
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Originally posted by Brynn
Oh here we go...

Please prove my religion wrong.

Btw cant wait when your burning in hell Mate.

ok, heres your religion proven wrong in one go.

the reason the whole 'sex before marriage' thing came about was simply to control the population. people were breeding like rabbits and there needed to be a way to control the population (without any form of contraception) quickly and effectively. telling people 'you'll go to hell!!' was the best way to go about it, back then people beleived god created the earth in 7 days, so they'd have no problem beleiving they'd go to hell if they shagged they're missus before marriage.

there, proven.
 
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Brynn

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1 Corinthians 6
13"Food for the stomach and the stomach for food"--but God will destroy them both. The body is not meant for sexual immorality, but for the Lord, and the Lord for the body. 14By his power God raised the Lord from the dead, and he will raise us also. 15Do you not know that your bodies are members of Christ himself? Shall I then take the members of Christ and unite them with a prostitute? Never! 16Do you not know that he who unites himself with a prostitute is one with her in body? For it is said, "The two will become one flesh."[1] 17But he who unites himself with the Lord is one with him in spirit.
18Flee from sexual immorality. All other sins a man commits are outside his body, but he who sins sexually sins against his own body. 19Do you not know that your body is a temple of the Holy Spirit, who is in you, whom you have received from God? You are not your own; 20you were bought at a price. Therefore honor God with your body.
 
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i read...


Originally posted by Brynn
1 Cor

that much before i knew you were talking bollocks.

and by the way, quoting that didnt actually prove me wrong. i mean its not exactly hard to come up with that stuff. its like i could say nowerdays.....

17Bshoot illegal immigrants before they piss on your country98dont beleive bollocks written by some random bloke thousands of years ago to control people15asex before marriage roflmao

see?
 
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Brynn

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If you want to close off your mind, its all up to you. And just because you cant prove that wrong, you just make up a really crap comeback. Not even having read what i posted.
 
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Brynn

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Ok if you find that passage in the bible i will believe it and load my gun.
 
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anyway, cant be bothered to argue any more. christains are notorious for being the most ignorant gits on the planet.
 
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Brynn

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And now im off to a gig with my girlfriend :) i will be back later. So you have a good long time to think up a ace :great: responce.
 
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BlitheringIdiot

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Im interested brynn...

When you said if he found it in the bible then you'd do it, does that mean you are a fundamentalist (ie you believe everything in the bible literally). You seem like an intelligent chap, and whilst I can agree with and see the reasoning for being a Christian, I cant understand people who literally believe word for word what is in the bible, the old testiment and the new testiment are pretty much contradictions of each other.
 
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Tasans

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Originally posted by Brynn
1 Corinthians 6
13"Food for the stomach and the stomach for food"--but God will destroy them both. The body is not meant for sexual immorality, but for the Lord, and the Lord for the body. 14By his power God raised the Lord from the dead, and he will raise us also. 15Do you not know that your bodies are members of Christ himself? Shall I then take the members of Christ and unite them with a prostitute? Never! 16Do you not know that he who unites himself with a prostitute is one with her in body? For it is said, "The two will become one flesh."[1] 17But he who unites himself with the Lord is one with him in spirit.
18Flee from sexual immorality. All other sins a man commits are outside his body, but he who sins sexually sins against his own body. 19Do you not know that your body is a temple of the Holy Spirit, who is in you, whom you have received from God? You are not your own; 20you were bought at a price. Therefore honor God with your body.

Despite the fact that a prostitute was the only nice person to Christ when he was about to get crucified. Washed his feet in her tears etc.

But then again the bible is so full of contradictions it aint funny.
Plus the "you have sex, you will burn in hell!!1" is so much 1800.
Get your church to evolve or something.
 
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tris-

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burbery touch for women (in a purple box) or anais anais. if she is so stuck up and picky about perfume that she needs to come with you, tell her to shove it and its the thought that counts.
 
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Arnor

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Originally posted by Coim-
Not the religous stuff again. :doh:


oh come ON! its hella-fun :D


Believe what the fuck you will as long as you dont hurt anybody else directly/indirectly, as long as you dont try to push it down my throat thats cool.


If Brynn wants to be a christian, who are we to judge?


That said, I would love to hear some arguments from him to the why's and if's of things \o/
 
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tris-

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christians can go on all they want about "well prove it wrong", hey why dont u try proving it 'right' for once? prove it to us all that jesus did ressurect in a cave or what ever it was :) this is why people try to take digs at you, because you can never prove its right and just say "i have faith that it did happen". as soon as someone goes "but prove it!" your all oh well hope you burn in hell or some other shit :)
before a christian said to me (after i said prove it), "can you see the stars at night", yeh i can, "but can you visit them and touch them", no i cant, "but you believe they are there right", i thought what the fuck are you going on about? "that is the same way that i believe god exists".
 
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Originally posted by tris-
christians can go on all they want about "well prove it wrong", hey why dont u try proving it 'right' for once? prove it to us all that jesus did ressurect in a cave or what ever it was :) this is why people try to take digs at you, because you can never prove its right and just say "i have faith that it did happen". as soon as someone goes "but prove it!" your all oh well hope you burn in hell or some other shit :)
before a christian said to me (after i said prove it), "can you see the stars at night", yeh i can, "but can you visit them and touch them", no i cant, "but you believe they are there right", i thought what the fuck are you going on about? "that is the same way that i believe god exists".

hehehe good story about the christain star gazing lol. somewhat different me thinks, considering we can actually see stars, and, to some extent, actually know what they consist of. whereas god is 100% ficticious without a shread of evidence toward him lol.

it is truley amazing tho, how people will put 100% faith into something just because its been written down by someone else. its much like me beleiving the BFG by rhoad darl (sp), great book.. but somehow im not sure its true. if i were to say i beleive the BFG exists along with all his giant friends, surely a christian would soon say, dont be stupid how could that possibly be real?? i could answer, how the hell can god exist in that case? its much the same really.

but, as i said earlier, christians, and infact most religious plebs are 'the' most ignorant people on the face of the planet. even when given thousands of peices of actual evidence proving the existence of they're god false, they'll still somehow throw them aside and be 100% faithful toward they're deity.

i mean really.. brynn, are you HONESTLY denying every single peice of evidence that has been bought to light only recently because of significant scientific advances, such as the discovery of evolution, gravety, the solar system, the galaxy, the universe, the way our planet was infact formed.. i mean we can actually look at what the planet is made from, and we can literally tell you exactly how long the earth took to form. my brothers a geologist, which goes without saying he's an extreme athiest.. he's also fascinated with the fact religious people, even when given unbeleivable amounts of evidence, still totally deny everything that is proven.

isnt it more logical that the earth & the solar system came to be due to the immense gravitational pull of our star, the sun? isnt it more logical that we have a moon because early in its creation, our still molten planet collided with another body about half its size, blasting millions of tonnes of debris into space and eventually forming what we call our moon?

nuff has really been said i think.
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

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What in the name of fuckeroo happened to this thread? Why are you all trying to have a theological discussion?
 
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old.ST200

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If there was a god, why is the world in such a sorry state?
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

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You are such a fuckwit, Random. It is people like you that make the world a crappy place!
 
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Coim-

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Originally posted by Doctor Sissyfoo
You are such a fuckwit, Random. It is people like you that make the world a crappy place!
You've never made so much sense.
 
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Coim-

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Originally posted by Doctor Sissyfoo
You are such a fuckwit, Random. It is people like you that make the world a crappy place!
Fucking double posts.
 
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