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[Job]

The dr squatch soap advert on youtube needs its own channel.

Oh it has


View: https://youtu.be/m_mF9MvksTU

 

[Job]

Self isolation.


View: https://vimeo.com/399515191

 

[Lamp]

This is the world's biggest hamburger available to order in a restaurant. It's just under 1800 lbs

The Biggest Burger in the World Is 1,774 Pounds—and Ready for You to Order at This Restaurant

 

[Scouse]

Nice that you found a sunny day @Job.

Went out for our first ride from the new house today. There's a steep and rocky descent right outside the door. Was ace.

Obviously, the 200m climb back up the hill at the end of the ride sucks the fat one. I'm going to get fit quick by the looks of it



Edit: Why @Lamp?!

 

[Lamp]

Why @Lamp?!

Watching Man v Food. 40 ppl failed to finish a 200lb burger in an hour. Burger was huge. But not that huge evidently

 

[Yoni]

That burger looked disgusting

 

[Embattle]

Sun is out here in Devon nice and early, already getting a nice 1.4kw of energy through the solar panels and with today due to stay sunny it looks like a good day.

 

[Job]

Did you say 2 sir...with extra baco...just throw a hog roast in the box?.
.OK

 

[Rubber Bullets]

It is indeed a lovely day here in Devon, here are people having fun in the sun, the local Tescos in Newton Abbot.

 

[Lamp]

I call your Tesco queue, and raise you pigtails and a fine pair of norks.

 

[Job]

Seriously have they nothing better to do than join a huge fucking queue against all advice and morality so theres not the slighest break in feeding their fat faces.

You can walk.into most corner shops and petrol stations to stock up on slightly more expensive 'essentials'.

The taps are still running...75% of this country could do with losing half a stone at least.

 

[Yoni]

They are obviously out in the Sun so that it kills the virus before they go into the shopping mall ..... stupid

 

[Scouse]

I'm amazed at the Pen Y Pass footage @Moriath.

My new gaff isn't far away and Betws is pretty quiet (bar queues at the chippy). I suspect the queues up Snowdon were down to cafe's and pubs shutting on Saturday leaving more perople with fuck all to do so "walk up a mountain, that'll be remote" became a thing.

That and the weather has been brilliant for the first time since November.

 

[Job]

Jesus China, could you just back down and give real people a chance.

View: https://www.wsj.com/video/under-ais-watchful-eye-china-wants-to-raise-smarter-students/C4294BAB-A76B-4569-8D09-32E9F2B62D19.html

 

[Lamp]

Anyone played Eternium on Android? Downloaded it today. Bloody loving it. Really addictive classic RPG. Available free on Google Play. No forced in game purchases, or adverts. Nice game

 

[Job]

I'll have a look, now Ive finally cleared my phone of 60GB of shite.

 

[Job]

Salmond off scot free.
Alex Salmond acquitted of all charges in sexual assault trial

 

[Access Denied]

You missed a top notch chance for a pun there.

 

[Moriath]

Anyone played Eternium on Android? Downloaded it today. Bloody loving it. Really addictive classic RPG. Available free on Google Play. No forced in game purchases, or adverts. Nice game

Just installed it on ios and it seems canny. Only dabbled for 5 mins cause its late. What are the in app purchases?

 

[Job]

This classic will cheer you up.

Not safe for wo...oh never mind


View: https://youtu.be/9vq63q45qfk

 

[Lamp]

Just installed it on ios and it seems canny. Only dabbled for 5 mins cause its late. What are the in app purchases?

Little things like buying a better weapon for 89p, etc. You don't need them. I'm playing a mage and to be honest he's so overpowered anyway, the undead are dispatched easily. Even when I ran into a bunch of skeletons my health bar never dropped below 95%

I've turned the music off, hero verbosity zero, sound fx 100%, and upped monster and background details right up. Going to link to my speakers and close the curtains.

Perfect escape material from all the doom and gloom. The game developers wanted to create a free playable game, so trying to squeeze every penny out of players isn't their intention.

Try it.

 

[Scouse]

Gah. Plusnet router's been here since Saturday morning. Don't think the internets is going to be switched on until Thursday night. I'm OK-(ish) working by tethering from my phone but I want to setup a second google home and get my google home max up and running (and my google nest networking).

First world problems eh? I've just been out to have a picnic on one of my fields for lunch. Coronawhat?

 

[Job]

Bloody land owners.

 

[Scouse]

True. But I'm providing the use of my land for free to a local farmer to put his calves and male sheep on whilst the girls are up in the top fields lambing.

Socialism in action

 

[SilverHood]

Jesus China, could you just back down and give real people a chance.

Hah, sounds like a novel I read when I was a teenager: Neal Stephenson's The Diamond Age

 

[Lamp]

The council just informed us they're no longer collecting garden refuse. Something about angry Ents.

So, this afternoon spent an hour with the incinerator burning a rotted fence panel and some spiky bastard plant attached it

 

[dysfunction]

Lamp doing his bit for global warming

 

[Lamp]

It's ok. I'm wearing recycled underpants

 

[Lamp]

My lvl 9 mage looks like he fell through the fancy dress costume tree breaking every branch

 

[Job]

Few issues on the bike today.
I survived.


View: https://vimeo.com/400407575