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DaGaffer

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You aren't likely to leave in that case, or least stay fairly close.

Which was my point. I actually kept a place in London for six years after I left, because if I'd have had to return to the UK, London was by far the most likely destination.
 

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How dya block youtube ads on android again?

New phone, can't remember how I did it last time. Thought wanging adblock plus on fitefox might do the trick but alas :(
 

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Abp/ublock does it in FF I think bit I'm sure there was a way of remobing them from the youtube app too?

Other niggle is that my google-asaistant integrated headphones now no longer make calls with the screen locked when that worked just fine on my s9 :eek:
 

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Abp/ublock does it in FF I think bit I'm sure there was a way of remobing them from the youtube app too?

Other niggle is that my google-asaistant integrated headphones now no longer make calls with the screen locked when that worked just fine on my s9 :eek:
YouTube Vanced
 

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So I said to my mate that I cant get his mouth breathing tenants to be in for safety checks

So he says fuck it and drove me around and let me in to do them based on the reasonable assumption its unlikely they have the brains to realise its sort of illegal.

Anyway we got a shed load done in one day and he losing his shit now that he realises he owes me £1200 for a days work.
 

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I presume that includes the cost of the boiler you fitted?
 

Job

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No...30 safety checks at 40 quid each.
 

Gwadien

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Sounds like he's ripping off his mate, probably cutting corners and illegally breaking into someones home.

What I'd expect tbh.
 

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Just watching Captain America Winter Soldier

Its bloody brilliant :D. Non stop wall-to-wall action :cheers:.

The first Captain America was really enjoyable but typically Marvel, all magic, and CGI. Very similar to the first Hellboy movie. Nothing wrong with that. But this is like Jackie Chan/ Jet Li meets James Bond meets Heat with crazy tech.

Always thought Robert Redford's character was dodgy

Such an enjoyable film.
 

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You're forgetting that each one of those is a legal document, plus I usually charge 60 quid.

Its hardly a lot to a guy who has 100 houses and flats.

Thats why I chose this work because you can earn good money quickly.
 

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Legal document. Ha ha. You are a lawyer as well are you?

"Earn money quickly" = rob people

It's a big scam the amount that is charged for that sort of thing.
 

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Explains why he's semi retired tbh.

Got a small circle of 'friends' that he rips off.

He needs Brexit so he can make that circle bigger.
 

Job

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Legal document. Ha ha. You are a lawyer as well are you?

"Earn money quickly" = rob people

It's a big scam the amount that is charged for that sort of thing.
40 quid for a house gas safety certificate is not a rip off, I bet Scouse pays more for his.
My mate claims back tax relief for the costs and its just a case of scale..if you have a hundred houses.
He pays his accountant 75K a year.
 

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I see Vodafone have moved to speed rarher than size for sim data allowance.
You get unlimited for £25/30/30, but capped at 2mb 5mb and full rate.
 

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He pays his accountant £75k a year?

His accountant must be laughing all the way to the bank!
 

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