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[Bodhi]

Acid capital of the world? You mean the Hacienda circa 1988?

 

[Job]

Yes of course.

 

[Job]

You think I have some wild theories.

This famous Russian philosopher checks out, it is a popular conspiracy theory in Russia.

https://www.quora.com/What-do-Russians-think-of-the-British

 

[caLLous]

 

[Job]

What we gonna do when they start appearing at 20.000ft over international waters in flight paths.
A bog standard dji phantom flew to 11.000ft by overiding the geofence.
You could make a drone to fly to 20K easily and a winged drone could fly 100 miles.
Heres one at 33K.


View: https://youtu.be/smUEvnTYxi0

 

[CorNokZ]

Arm commercial airlines.

"This is your captain speaking. If you look to your left now you'll see us shooting down a rogue drone"

 

[Gwadien]

Arm commercial airlines.

"This is your captain speaking. If you look to your left now you'll see us shooting down a rogue drone"

You could let the passengers do it and charge them for the pleasure.

 

[CorNokZ]

You could let the passengers do it and charge them for the pleasure.

Only for business class though...

"We're now over Liverpool. Fire at will."

 

[Edmond]

Only for business class though...

"We're now over Liverpool. Fire at Job."

Fixed that for you

 

[Scouse]

First day mountain biking in Chiang Mai.

Guide: "We're coming to a steep bit, if you want you can take the easy route. It's a rock garden then really really steep."

*Scouse convinces Tam that she's surely got it in her*

*Scouse barrels down the rock garden and picks up a lot of speed. Then realises there's a banked corner he's going to fast to make and slams on, but it's too steep to slow down.

*Scouse further realises there's a jump he wasn't told about into the banked corner.

*Scouse flies at high speed off the jump and over the berm, into a tree. Cutting forearm quite badly. But no biggie. Spectacular too, apparently.

*Scouse turns around to see Tam following his line like a loyal puppy but at a thankfully slower pace. Then remembers the jump.

*Tam uses Thailand and her face as a break, slowing her still rather prodigious speed to a standstill. Secondarily she rather cleverly used a number of rocks and roots in combination with other body parts to assist her deceleration.

Back on the bike within five minutes, back to the top of the hill, second run of the day completed.

She passed on the third. Fair game. She looks a bit like an extra from the Walking Dead, but she'll recover.

Got some fun when she gets out of the shower applying alcohol to each other's skin tho.


Gonna book again next week

 

[Job]

Ha...maybe think again.

Gatwick drone chaos: arrested couple freed without charge

 

[Job]

Wimp.
2 degrees and pissing down for us

 

[Scouse]

Wimp.
2 degrees and pissing down for us

Hiking snowdon first weekend in Jan, as per usual.

Shorts, of course.

 

[Job]

They have actually said on telly that there might not have been a drone...they are entirely relying on public sightings.
They have found a damaged drone but have no way of linking it to the event.
I just cant even.

 

[Job]

We came across 6 police cars on the dual carriageway today..big ..slow down accident sign
So we all stop...no accident.
One copper walks over and points to the layby.
The wifes driving and were like, what?
He just points again..so we pull in..all the drivers are looking bemused.
This 20yr old in a high viz walks over and just stands by the car...eventually I wound down the window.he doesnt speak.
I say..whats going on?
Would you like to take a voluntary breath test?
Im like..me? Im the passenger
He just shrugs.
At this point I started to doubt they were real.
But no 6 proper Police cars.
You mean the wife?
Yes
And its voluntary?
Yes.
So we could just say no and drive away.
Yes.
I say are you a policeman?
Yes
And its an official breath test buts its voluntary.
Yes.
Is this for real..I look to the other copper for some help..he just walked off.
I took the machine off him and handed to the wife..firstly i checked to see what it was..looked OK.
It was so surreal..they seemed so spaced out and disinterested.
She passed..he said fine and walked away.
I looked at the guy in the other car..he was like wtf.
It was the weirdest interaction with the Police I have ever had

 

[fettoken]

That what you call a pyrrhic victory..?

 

[DaGaffer]

We came across 6 police cars on the dual carriageway today..big ..slow down accident sign
So we all stop...no accident.
One copper walks over and points to the layby.
The wifes driving and were like, what?
He just points again..so we pull in..all the drivers are looking bemused.
This 20yr old in a high viz walks over and just stands by the car...eventually I wound down the window.he doesnt speak.
I say..whats going on?
Would you like to take a voluntary breath test?
Im like..me? Im the passenger
He just shrugs.
At this point I started to doubt they were real.
But no 6 proper Police cars.
You mean the wife?
Yes
And its voluntary?
Yes.
So we could just say no and drive away.
Yes.
I say are you a policeman?
Yes
And its an official breath test buts its voluntary.
Yes.
Is this for real..I look to the other copper for some help..he just walked off.
I took the machine off him and handed to the wife..firstly i checked to see what it was..looked OK.
It was so surreal..they seemed so spaced out and disinterested.
She passed..he said fine and walked away.
I looked at the guy in the other car..he was like wtf.
It was the weirdest interaction with the Police I have ever had

Obviously some enterprising plod had done an exchange with a foreign force and seen the Christmas sweeps that are done literally everywhere else on Earth, but then realised annoying shit like British law ("reasonable suspicion" etc.) messed with his plans and went "ah fuck it, we'll try it anyway".

I've been stopped on Christmas sweeps in Ireland a few times and in Australia. If you're British it really gets your back up.

 

[Gwadien]

I do like it how you present yourself as someone who fights the system @Job

Yet when a Police Officer asks you to do a voluntary breathalyser, you said yes.

 

[Scouse]

As it should. We should be able to live our lives free from unnecessary interference from the state.

Cops should have to suspect you of a crime before pulling you over.

They should also act in a truthful manner. "Slow down, accident" is a lie. It should have said "Voluntary Breath Testing". But who would have stopped?

@Job, I know you were lucky they didn't check your insurance whilst they were at it, but I reckon you should definitely lob in a complaint.

 

[Job]

It was more comical than intrusive, I do support random breath testing because, you know, dead people, like the two teens killed by a drunk driver this week.

 

[BloodOmen]

Made me laugh a lot harder than it should have.

 

[Scouse]

Yep.

But I don't actually believe it though.

 

[Job]

Unlikely.
Though I akways like to say wherever I am.
You're on Earth..try to speak English please.

 

[dysfunction]

Yes because you are a troll

 

[caLLous]

Tesco car park hit and run injures two

Blimey.

 

[CorNokZ]

Tesco car park hit and run injures two

Blimey.

Fucking hell! Calm your tits, @Lamp!

 

[caLLous]

That's a bold strategy...

 

[Billargh]

That was fucking weird.

 

[Lamp]

Early Christmas morning snack.


I hope Santa came last night and covered your faces with pleasure.

Merry Christmas

 

[Job]

That's a bold strategy...

Rather luvvie..but he makes a good point hidden behind 'art' so you cant nail it down.
Hes really saying that we offered him the forbidden fruit..complained when he took it..but wanted him to anyway for our amusement.

Would probably work in a fantasy courtroom....more of a fuck you in real life.
If that actually is him?