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[Gwadien]

Sorry, you're a generation out. If your granddad actually had an Irish passport you'd be fine, but it sounds like he didn't, so no Irish passport for you.

My cousin had a look into it, and he was under the impression that we could, I think it's to do with him being adopted.

 

[Job]

This is true. And what the disgusting Japanese government is doing against all scientific evidence.

They've come out and said the whaling comission is not 'fit for purpose' because it has voted not to lift the moratorium.

I'd argue that Japanese culture is not fit for purpose when it comes to treating animals ethically.

In the article it says the guy put in charge of advising them from the british antartic survey, says he recommended that there coukd be limited whaling, but he resigned because they basically ignored his advice and went on emotion.

 

[Hawkwind]

It's showing as 107 quid now

Just checked myself and they are now showing at 502 AED which is roughly 108 GBP, looks like I got a bargain, just hope they honour the order and don't cancel it.

 

[Gwadien]

Explain the facepalm @Embattle is it because I plan on leaving or because I think the economy will be shit?

 

[Embattle]

I take all the figures from both sides with a massive pinch of salt since people basically massage them to push their own argument, however to me that set of figures shows both elements in that any loss while bad is ultimately short lived and even with a highly improbable break up of the Union it still shows that England eventually passes France (BTW lets not bother arguing about it and I'll accept you'll disagree about this and I won't reply since it gets boring quickly).

As for leaving, I'll get your bags

 

[caLLous]

That's funny, I don't see you scatter-gunning facepalms on posts that are optimistic about Brexit. So one side gets a bigger pinch of salt, it seems.

 

[Embattle]

Ask and ye shall receive

 

[CorNokZ]

Grown men setting aside politics to discuss virtual smiley faces on an internet forum..

I mean, back when we had rep I could understand it, but this?

 

[Wij]

Grown men setting aside politics to discuss virtual smiley faces on an internet forum..

I mean, back when we had rep I could understand it, but this?

 

[fettoken]

Grown men setting aside politics to discuss virtual smiley faces on an internet forum..

I mean, back when we had rep I could understand it, but this?

That's the kind of grumpy remark I'd expect from @Jupitus

 

[CorNokZ]

That's the kind of grumpy remark I'd expect from @Jupitus

I have grown older.. I have learned from the best..

 

[Lamp]

Leeks can be kept in the refrigerator for upto 2 weeks.

 

[Embattle]

Smoking v vaping: Watch lab test results

 

[Lamp]

 

[Scouse]

Leeks can be kept in the refrigerator for upto 2 weeks.

Longer if you're skanky like me

 

[Bodhi]

View: https://twitter.com/Barristerblog/status/1078927381413482496?s=19


Keystone Cops are alive and well in Sussex from the looks of things.

 

[Bodhi]

Smoking v vaping: Watch lab test results

Good comparison here with IQOS also. Also much healthier, and less likely to make you look like a bell end


View: https://youtu.be/DWDAGKYqg_0

 

[Lamp]

No Health and Safety here:

 

[Embattle]

Loved watching his TV programmes.

 

[Scouse]

Smoking vs Vaping reminds me of the Thatcher vs Nuclear Trains thing (drunk, if you don't know the story I may even find it when I get home in the new year).

Anyway - big carbon and tar molecules in obviously not making visible mess shocker? (not even bothered watching the vids)

 

[Scouse]

Apparently it's not enough that bacon gives you cancer - it also makes you mad!

 

[Bodhi]

Apparently it's not enough that bacon gives you cancer - it also makes you mad!

No. Reading the Guardian makes you mad. Eating bacon makes you awesome.

 

[Lamp]

You can even eat the plastic packet the bacon is sold in. Thats how awesome bacon is.

 

[Embattle]

So does the bacon acts as a filler to the plastic, or does the plastic act as the wrap to the bacon?

 

[Lamp]

You're thinking about it too much.

It's simple quantum physics. A plastic atom has a charge of +1.

A bacon atom has one too many negatively charged pork electrons, which means, they love bonding to anything (nose receptors, plastic atoms, taste buds, sausage muons, egg bosons, and toast gluons) . Think of the bacon atom as a culinary equivalent of elemental fluorine.

Look, here's a picture of a supercell cloud which has nothing to do with bacon:

 

[Job]

So thats why our graviry wave detector goes off when the wife cooks bacon.

 

[Job]

Good comparison here with IQOS also. Also much healthier, and less likely to make you look like a bell end


View: https://youtu.be/DWDAGKYqg_0

Smoking a cigarette is 100X more dangerous than breathing white asbestos dust.
As in not very dangerous at all.
But if you did it all day..every day for forty years tou have a statistically increased chance of developing a cancer.
Also you'll end up with arteries like 200 year old central heating pipes..but thats another problem.

 

[Scouse]

@Bodhi, you sure you've been to thailand?

Spoiler

this feels like an oxymoron

 

[Billargh]

Grown men setting aside politics to discuss virtual smiley faces on an internet forum..

I mean, back when we had rep I could understand it, but this?

I miss the OT vs General beef.

 

[Bodhi]

@Bodhi, you sure you've been to thailand?

Spoiler

this feels like an oxymoron
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You found my coffee shop then