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[Raven]

No, you are.

 

[Raven]

Someone is on the spectrum today!

 

[Scouse]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1J6ojvr0AMg

 

[Gwadien]

The heating in a new building on my campus is controlled by another campus, seems like we like to use technology too much for the sake of it.

 

[Yoni]

Wonderful

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/pornhub-christmas-ad_56607d0ae4b072e9d1c50859??ir=UK+Comedy

 

[Moriath]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1J6ojvr0AMg

Heh i remember being impressed by that once. Used to be a treat as it was a bit posh back in the day. Lol

 

[Raven]

You're about as much use as a chocolate Putin.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-35002881

 

[Scouse]

Heh i remember being impressed by that once. Used to be a treat as it was a bit posh back in the day. Lol

Yeah, it's fucking awful chav food.

 

[Raven]

So I am in town for the work Xmas do. Stood outside having a fag. A plastic bag just blew down the road. Surely a metaphor for thosr poor cunts that choose to live in a town.

 

[Yoni]

Yay you gotta love works Xmas party and the M to F ratio of 1 to 8 (F to M).... I love how they try to shock me each and every year but fail miserably..... Also I've had several sixes of whiskey so couldn't give a fuck

 

[old.user4556]

Bit of a sausagefest?

 

[Yoni]

You have no idea.... I was on a table with me and half the party.... Topic was one of the guys obsession with sending dick picks on snapchat and differences in vajayjays.. Whilst they plied me with alchohol to see if they could make me vomit,... I'm tipsy but a long way from praying to the porcelain God

 

[Yoni]

Bus home is a bit rough though

 

[old.user4556]

Topic was one of the guys obsession with sending dick picks on snapchat and differences in vajayjays

Jeezo, terrible chat.

 

[Yoni]

Aye not great thank god for the whiskey

 

[Vae]

Yay you gotta love works Xmas party and the M to F ratio of 1 to 8 (F to M).... I love how they try to shock me each and every year but fail miserably..... Also I've had several sixes of whiskey so couldn't give a fuck

I had the opposite scenario - 9 guys (of which 3 are gay) to 26 women. It was all about shoes But I pretended to like them!

 

[Raven]

I had 7 women to 3 men. 1 "bbw" or larger lady, whatever they want to call themselves these days kept trying to show me her tits and another older lady that wanted to adopt me. All I wanted to do was get pissed on company money. All I came away with was a few cigars and a few sleepless nights.

 

[Tom]

Yay you gotta love works Xmas party and the M to F ratio of 1 to 8 (F to M).... I love how they try to shock me each and every year but fail miserably..... Also I've had several sixes of whiskey so couldn't give a fuck

 

[Moriath]

I had 7 women to 3 men. 1 "bbw" or larger lady, whatever they want to call themselves these days kept trying to show me her tits and another older lady that wanted to adopt me. All I wanted to do was get pissed on company money. All I came away with was a few cigars and a few sleepless nights.

Skipped my co night out. London and we are mostly reading fuck that. Though last year was reading i didnt go either lol.

 

[old.Osy]

Skipped my co night out. London and we are mostly reading fuck that. Though last year was reading i didnt go either lol.

Right, who in his right mind would go to a xmas party where people read. I know, right? I mean like.... 21 century, right? Put on some bloody music.

 

[Edmond]

Right, who in his right mind would go to a xmas party where people read. I know, right? I mean like.... 21 century, right? Put on some bloody music.

He meant Reading, it's a town. @Moriath needs to use capital letters

 

[Ormorof]

I was sick for our work xmas party so was at home while everyone else went out and ate good food and for plastered for free ; (

Ah well the summer party is only 6 months away...

 

[Shagrat]

I've got my works Christmas party next weekend. As our workforce is about 78% female, I'm expecting lots of conversations about shoes and handbags.

 

[old.Osy]

He meant Reading, it's a town. @Moriath needs to use capital letters

Sarcasm mate

 

[Edmond]

Sarcasm mate

I don't know, his post did read like that, I thought you were being serious?

 

[Job]

I hadn't thought of this, self driving cars as hotels for the night, wake up at your destination....sooo sweet.

http://www.dezeen.com/2015/11/25/se...rview-audi-senior-strategist-sven-schuwirth/?

 

[old.user4556]

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to meeeeeeeeeee, 100 blonde girls in yoga pants:

http://www.girlsinyogapants.com/blonde-girls-in-yoga-pants-workout-shorts-100-photos/

Probably not that safe for work, nothing hard core or vaginal.

 

[Raven]

I hadn't thought of this, self driving cars as hotels for the night, wake up at your destination....sooo sweet.

http://www.dezeen.com/2015/11/25/se...rview-audi-senior-strategist-sven-schuwirth/?

It will happen sooner rather than later.

The only problem with driver-less cars is that they will have to share the road with human directed cars.

 

[Edmond]

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to meeeeeeeeeee, 100 blonde girls in yoga pants:

http://www.girlsinyogapants.com/blonde-girls-in-yoga-pants-workout-shorts-100-photos/

Probably not that safe for work, nothing hard core or vaginal.

Well that's me done for the night....

 

[old.user4556]

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to meeeeeeeeeeeee, the best yoga pants videos of all time:

http://www.girlsinyogapants.com/the-best-yoga-pants-videos-of-all-time/