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[Job]

Meanwhile in Kosovo.

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/kosovo-cha...lodes-sending-mps-fleeing-fourth-time-1531151

 

[Edmond]

I got my missus a proper Christian one that tells the story of the three kings / Jesus.

I am the ultimate troll.

Yeah, i've got all the Harry Potter wizard books too

 

[Edmond]

6-14 Edmond.

You don't times those numbers together!

I think its the mental age, to be fair I do struggle a bit

 

[TdC]

The maid at my hotel has cleaned my hairbrush. This is a bit creepy.

Its a for a voodoo doll of you. I bought it. Good luck tonight :-D

 

[Zarjazz]

Its that time of year again!!!

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Great. Expensive tat with shitty chocolate. Back soon, I'm just off down the road to the local bar to buy some humbugs.

 

[CorNokZ]

Great. Expensive tat with shitty chocolate. Back soon, I'm just off down the road to the local bar to buy some humbugs.

It's not chocolate.. it's Lego?

 

[Zarjazz]

It's not chocolate.. it's Lego?

I read Advent Calander but not the small print. My inner-scrooge is still tutting

 

[Edmond]

Great. Expensive tat with shitty chocolate. Back soon, I'm just off down the road to the local bar to buy some humbugs.

It's little Lego figures that you build, there's no chocolate

 

[Lakih]

That's why @Zarjazz is so grumpy, he ate too much Lego as a child

 

[Zarjazz]

It's true, I still shit the odd brick to this day.

 

[sayward]

It's little Lego figures that you build, there's no chocolate

Despite Christmas being cancelled this year I actually have a real wooden crib ( Belen in Spanish) with all the little religious figurines. but my best buy ever has to be one I got a few year ago in TKMaxx. In one shop I saw this 18'' high green Xmas tree.VAguely 3D but Flat with 24 numbers and hooks, but nothing with it. Made by Villeroy and Bosch (porcelaine makers?) Wasn't til I went in another TKMaxx and saw this 3D red wooden Christmas house, with 24 drawers, containing all these beautiful porcelaine Christmas decorations that I realised what it was. TKM obviously had no idea. It took some manoeuvering but I managed to buy both bits. it cannot have been very expensive and it is so pretty. Definitely a future heirloom.

 

[caLLous]

The X Files is out on Blu-ray next Monday, all 55 discs of it. That's an easy choice for a Christmas present.

 

[Ormorof]

I bought an xfiles box set from hmv years ago

The last two series had some dodgy blue menu looked like it had been pirated O_O

Good deal though theres 20 something hours per season

 

[fettoken]

Got my GF hooked on X-Files recently! Season 5 and counting, forgot to watch the movies in between though.

 

[Job]

I love putting actor search into Kodi and finding the most obscure movies actors were in, I have yet to find a movie that doesn't have at least one stream.
Netflix take note, pirate >you.

 

[old.user4556]

This is getting attention on the LOLinternets.

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I wonder what would happen if I guy rubbed his fingers over his bell-end and asked unknowing women to smell it?

 

[Yoni]

*vomits*. She should be charged for that

 

[Moriath]

Thats gross.

 

[fettoken]

Thats gross.

Nah..

@TdC @Scouse @Edmond Back me up.

 

[DaGaffer]

So, I've finally been to Five Guys, my hipster review;

Burger: #igetwhatallthefussisabout
Fries: #nicebutfartoomany
Coke: #deceptivebutthenrealiseitsjustsyrup

Overall: #nicebuthipstersreckonshakeshackisbetter

 

[DaGaffer]

So, I've finally been to Five Guys, my hipster review;

Burger: #igetwhatallthefussisabout
Fries: #nicebutfartoomany
Coke: #deceptivebutthenrealiseitsjustsyrup

Overall: #nicebuthipstersreckonshakeshackisbetter

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[caLLous]

Only real hipsters say it all twice.

 

[Tom]

I went last year, totally unimpressed. I went to BK last night, the double whopper with cheese was awesome and far better value for money.

 

[old.user4556]

So, I've finally been to Five Guys, my hipster review;

Burger: #igetwhatallthefussisabout
Fries: #nicebutfartoomany
Coke: #deceptivebutthenrealiseitsjustsyrup

Overall: #nicebuthipstersreckonshakeshackisbetter

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Tremendous!

Re the fries, I've decided I don't need them. They're good, not great, just good. Did you make the same mistake I made the first time and get a medium instead of a small?

 

[old.user4556]

I went last year, totally unimpressed. I went to BK last night, the double whopper with cheese was awesome and far better value for money.

Nonsense, pickled onion boy.

 

[dysfunction]

I like the Red Dog Saloon
http://www.reddogsaloon.co.uk/index/

 

[Scouse]

Thats gross.

I've not seen the vid yet (PC needs a reboot but can't be arsed) but I can guess what minge related thing has happened and I think your reaction would be typical of a man who doesn't like to go down on a woman...


Oh, and @Yoni, balls to that. Just because a lot of women would like men to be locked up for doing stuff that's mildly "sexist" or stinks of some sort of assault doesn't mean that men should go down the same litigious route and give up their ability to let shit slide if <insert outrageous thing> is funny. It's a shame that female equality is lessening freedom for all in the name of some people feeling intimidated rather than growing freedoms for women to the same of that that men used to have**...















**have been the pub, only a little bit serious

 

[fettoken]

F*cking lol'd!

 

[Moriath]

I've not seen the vid yet (PC needs a reboot but can't be arsed) but I can guess what minge related thing has happened and I think your reaction would be typical of a man who doesn't like to go down on a woman...


Oh, and @Yoni, balls to that. Just because a lot of women would like men to be locked up for doing stuff that's mildly "sexist" or stinks of some sort of assault doesn't mean that men should go down the same litigious route and give up their ability to let shit slide if <insert outrageous thing> is funny. It's a shame that female equality is lessening freedom for all in the name of some people feeling intimidated rather than growing freedoms for women to the same of that that men used to have**...















**have been the pub, only a little bit serious

Hmmmmm. Ok.


I dont want some skanky hoes juices pushed up me hooter. A woman of my choosing would, however, be acceptable.

Had a couple myself. .

Shudder you dont know where she has been. Or who was there with her.

 

[Edmond]

Only real hipsters say it all twice.

Only hipsters use hashtags