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MYstIC G

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The new Office is like Windows 8 it is a dick at first but as soon as you get it sorted out it is fine. Plus with the sign in option all your personalised settings transfer to any other machines. I much prefer 2013 now. But I am not a heavy office user mainly email and the odd bit of word / excel.
except it's keyboard shortcut methods are clearly the work of a retard. It's like pulling off a finisher in Mortal Kombat to do anything and learning them is ridiculous because unlike the old menus where you could see Ctrl-S next to the save entry and then just remember it you have no equivalent now.
 

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except it's keyboard shortcut methods are clearly the work of a retard. It's like pulling off a finisher in Mortal Kombat to do anything and learning them is ridiculous because unlike the old menus where you could see Ctrl-S next to the save entry and then just remember it you have no equivalent now.
Pressing ALT shows you the shortcut keys mate.

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Yeah I knew that but you have to look for each letter and build up the combo, it's retarded.
 

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So we have 1080p and 4k is on the horizon.

At what sort of resolution would you be able to freeze any frame in the movie, zoom in on any object in the frame, and be able to pick out details like you were there ?

A single blade of grass in a field
The contours on a finger
The eye colour of a single face in a crowd

We talking gigapixels?

For me, when you can put on an Oculus rift (or whatever the modern equivalent is at the time) and see absolutely no pixelation, then that is the highest resolution required.

For photography, I have a printed 1 metre wide image of NYC printed from a 24 megapixel sensor and the resolution is more than enough to go right up close to it and see people in offices in tiny parts of the image.
 

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I watched breaking bad at a house full of chavs I was working in and they were glued to the screen..I watched it for 15 mins while waiting for glue to dry....what the living fuck is that shit...I seem to have slipped away from the entire population of the Earth...its frickin painful to watch..Id rather see and old episode of Magnum.
Facepalm me to death...but I just dont get it.
 

Ch3tan

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So once again you watch a small portion of a show out of sequence and wonder why you don't get it. Your are such a tard.
 

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I have a family friend who uploads pictures of his grandson every 2-3 days easily...

I can really see a future where you'll be able to easily access someones life through pictures from they day they were born to the day they die...

Purty depressing.
 

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I hate having my picture taken, consequently there are very few pictures of me anywhere.

When I die I will be a myth as there will no evidence of my existence
 

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I hate having my picture taken, consequently there are very few pictures of me anywhere.

When I die I will be a myth as there will no evidence of my existence

An impressive porn collection, some crusty stains and a police record? ;)
 

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I hate having my picture taken, consequently there are very few pictures of me anywhere.

When I die I will be a myth as there will no evidence of my existence
I am the same. I have always said when I hit 40 if I am not a millionaire I will go all Keyser Soze and be a drug barron and you cant really do that where there are a million selfies on Facebook.
 

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That story is 7 years old, why is it trending on the BBC home page?
 

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It only takes one person to stumble upon it and then post it on a couple of sites (social media, forums etc) and before you know it 100s or 1000s of people are clicking on it, driving it up their ranking system.
 

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Same here..I dodge all videos and pictures..I even go through my phone and delete the ones that get me.
 

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Thought it was going to be a head coming out the screen and a loud witch scream. Was pleasantly surprised :D
 

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Watched A Million Ways to Die in the West on Friday. Wasn't expecting too much having read the reviews - turns out the reviews are wrong - it's very funny. Takes a while to get used to Seth being on screen rather than behind the microphone, but there's plenty of brilliant lines and moments. A couple of excellent cameos too which I won't spoil.

Not quite as funny as Ted, but definitely worth a watch. Probably 8 / 10 for me.
 

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