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[Madmaxx]

 

[Madmaxx]

 

[Job]

Sorry, he's not funny, I've tried to like him...but no..his act is just shouting and painfully unfunny scenarios.

 

[Moriath]

Saw that on the big fat quiz of the year. Was funny

 

[Scouse]

Sorry, he's not funny, I've tried to like him...but no..his act is just shouting and painfully unfunny scenarios.

And he doesn't write his own jokes.

He's a product of capitalism. A stand-up comic with a management team that employs writers to make him funnier 'cause whilst his delivery is good his middle-class easy background doesn't give him the pit of anger in his stomach that makes the best of them great.

He's just a good-looking bitch for people who aren't fussed where their laughs come from and don't like to think that people should earn their fame.

 

[DaGaffer]

And he doesn't write his own jokes.

He's a product of capitalism. A stand-up comic with a management team that employs writers to make him funnier 'cause whilst his delivery is good his middle-class easy background doesn't give him the pit of anger in his stomach that makes the best of them great.

He's just a good-looking bitch for people who aren't fussed where their laughs come from and don't like to think that people should earn their fame.

English comedy is middle-class, Scottish comedy is working class. I don't think the Pythons or the Goons or even any of the (utterly middle-class) alternative comedians of the 80s needed any "pit of anger" to make them funny.

 

[MYstIC G]

His dad is funnier than he is or pays his writers better.

 

[Job]

 

[Scouse]

English comedy is middle-class, Scottish comedy is working class. I don't think the Pythons or the Goons or even any of the (utterly middle-class) alternative comedians of the 80s needed any "pit of anger" to make them funny.

Python's weren't ever stand-up comics.

I object to stand up comics, which was always the preserve of the auter, being the latest in a long line of corporate takeovers by wanky management companies full of talentless people out to make money.

He's the one direction of comedy.

 

[Gwadien]

Scouse, you're a miserable fuck, he his funny..
Not as funny as Peter Kay though.

 

[Scouse]

Scouse, you're a miserable fuck, he his funny..

He's as funny as AIDS. His material is nearly all rehashed and he's absolutely nothing new to say. Hicks & Carlin are still way more relevant and they're dead.

Peter Kay's brand of observational humour bores the shit out of me tbfh. I've no need to be reminded of northern misery. Tho he does have his own talent.


Edit: And you don't find him funny - his writers are "funny".

 

[Gwadien]

He's as funny as AIDS. His material is nearly all rehashed and he's absolutely nothing new to say. Hicks & Carlin are still way more relevant and they're dead.

Peter Kay's brand of observational humour bores the shit out of me tbfh. I've no need to be reminded of northern misery. Tho he does have his own talent.


Edit: And you don't find him funny - his writers are "funny".

so who do you like?

 

[Raven]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-25605459

I see it was worth invading now.

 

[Scouse]

so who do you like?

Benny Hill

 

[Raven]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCe-_dWsujA

 

[caLLous]

This guy's delivery is just brilliant. Some of his quotes, many of which are in the video. You really must watch though, because his (dare I say unique?) style is where a lot of the lols come from.

 

[Olgaline]

He was awesome, shame he went and OD'ed way to young

 

[Access Denied]

Getting a new tattoo. It's going to say "NEVER LOVE AGAIN" in big bold letters. Fuck putting myself through that again.

 

[Edmond]

Getting a new tattoo. It's going to say "NEVER LOVE AGAIN" in big bold letters. Fuck putting myself through that again.

Oh dear, someone's new year not getting off to a good start?

 

[Access Denied]

Oh dear, someone's new year not getting off to a good start?

The last 20 months have been utter shit. The kids mum and I broke up, I still love her, she's been fucking with my head and my heart all this time. And I'm the mug who keeps going back for more.

 

[Scouse]

And I'm the mug who keeps going back for more.

That sucks the balls man. Really feel for ya.

You moved out 20 months ago?

 

[Edmond]

The last 20 months have been utter shit. The kids mum and I broke up, I still love her, she's been fucking with my head and my heart all this time. And I'm the mug who keeps going back for more.

That'll be human nature fucking with you, its a no win I'm afraid. Hope you sort it out

sooner rather than later

 

[Access Denied]

That sucks the balls man. Really feel for ya.

You moved out 20 months ago?

Moved out 18 months ago. Still see her all the time because of the girls. Clean break and no more contact would've been so much better than this shit.

That'll be human nature fucking with you, its a no win I'm afraid. Hope you sort it out

sooner rather than later

Indeed. Got a hundred reasons why I shouldn't love her. Doesn't seem to matter.

Thanks guys. Just needed to blow off some steam.

EDIT: Still getting that tattoo.

 

[Edmond]

Still getting that tattoo.

No...really...don't do that

 

[Scouse]

No...really...don't do that

She'll just tell you she likes it. But likes you less for it.

You need another bird m8. And I don't often give that as advice, but in your case...

 

[Job]

Peter Kay has been funny and without using tiresome 'extreme reaction to normal events' humour...he got a bit overplayed as do they all...but he is one of the greats and has a bank balance to prove it....once youve watched George Carlin and Chris Rock most UK comediens seem like kids in a playground.

 

[Job]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-25605459

I see it was worth invading now.

Painful isnt it.
Saddam was just keeping a lid on it all..I guess this shit had to play out one day.

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[Scouse]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDZgvND8PtQ

 

[ileks]

The look on her face