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[CorNokZ]

Unfortunate url?

http://www.dickinsonsfamily.com

 

[Job]

 

[Gwadien]

See all these crashes & deaths on the roads, and you don't bat an eye-lid, then you see a picture of a lad you once you knew pretty well battered in hospital, trying to look positive, but his girlfriend and his sister died the day before.

Sad times

 

[Raven]

Why on earth would he be trying to look positive?! Are you sure its not just the meds??

 

[old.Tohtori]

If you're battered in a hospital and your sister/gf died the day before, f*ck positive and be miserable. Definetaly earned some "whiney me time".

 

[Gwadien]

Why on earth would he be trying to look positive?! Are you sure its not just the meds??

I thought that at first, it's the day after the crash, he's sitting there with his thumb up, the effect of Facebook, I guess.

 

[Aoami]

 

[Chilly]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDZgvND8PtQ

Right in the pussy!

 

[Gwadien]

Putin is a pussy;

'Immediately after the accident, during the Christmas holiday in December, Ms Merkel was not aware that part of her pelvis had been fractured, the spokesman said.'

 

[Aoami]

Merkel was created from the remains of Hitler and doesn't feel any pain.

 

[Chilly]

Merkel was created from the remains of Hitler and doesn't feel any pain.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

 

[Scouse]

What the fuck is wrong with you?

I actually thougt it was quite amusing

 

[Gwadien]

Bought a mini-USB cable for my phone from a company via Amazon, I found my cable, so canceled the order, they sent me a email saying it'd be canceled, then another saying it's been dispatched, i sent a email back saying wtf? they said they refunded, and sent anyway.

lul.

 

[Olgaline]

preatty cool, byt the sound ? yuck! or at least, something that merrits a little "getting used to"

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqIsFbdLJ7k#t=146

 

[Moriath]

Sounds like a scalectrix

 

[Billargh]

Just got back from seeing American Hustle, it was brilliant. They made a right boob with the title though, should definitely have been called 'Amy Adams and her brilliant cleavage for 138 minutes'.

 

[Lakih]

Just got back from seeing American Hustle, it was brilliant. They made a right boob with the title though, should definitely have been called 'Amy Adams and her brilliant cleavage for 138 minutes'.

Sounds like a great movie

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[Raven]

Just got back from seeing American Hustle, it was brilliant. They made a right boob with the title though, should definitely have been called 'Amy Adams and her brilliant cleavage for 138 minutes'.

I thought the story was shit Amy Adams and Jennifer Lawrence more than made up for it.

 

[Raven]

Taken the decision to get a new job, just making that decision properly makes me feel a fuck ton better.

 

[Scouse]

Cool

 

[Edmond]

Cool

That'll be nature at work

 

[Job]

Whats with that Top gear perfect road trip special?
Am I missing something
..does it really end like that

 

[Scouse]

..does it really end like that

They're channelling Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

 

[DaGaffer]

Whats with that Top gear perfect road trip special?
Am I missing something
..does it really end like that

Yes it does. They both got a 3 month ban...

 

[caLLous]

“If you are going to break the speed limit, make sure you are not in France. You would be advised to pay attention to what happened next. Because the on-the-spot fine was everything we had in our wallets. We were left penniless. And they took away our driving licences. No court case. No arguing. Nothing.”

Diddums. Don't do 140km/h in a 90 zone, then.

 

[DaGaffer]

Diddums. Don't do 140km/h in a 90 zone, then.

The only problem with that is that the French cops didn't obey their own rules. The took the cars because it was being filmed, a normal punter wouldn't be left by the side of the road.

 

[old.Tohtori]

They're british, they're french. British having fun, in France? Not gonna happen

 

[caLLous]

The only problem with that is that the French cops didn't obey their own rules. The took the cars because it was being filmed, a normal punter wouldn't be left by the side of the road.

They took their licenses, they didn't take the cars. As far as I know les flics have the power to impose a massive fine (750 € for the first offense I think), take the driver's license or take the car as they were over 50km/h over the limit. There are *many* stories of people being left outside their locked cars by the roadside with no keys or licenses. The police are more lenient towards single wimmins and groups with children apparently but otherwise, you can be royally shafted if you're caught going over 50km/h over the limit. A *lot* of speeding offences over here (I saw 50% somewhere) are from smelly foreigners using France as a portal to get to Germany/Italy/Spain/wherever and the police have really been trying to clamp down on it.

A (little known) new bill was passed in May that lets them find your UK address from your number plate if you're caught on a speed camera, they can now send you a fine in England.

I also wouldn't be surprised if the police over here have seen (or heard of) the Top Gear folks blitzing through France in their previous challenges/races and were quietly delighted at the opportunity to fuck them over a bit.

Edit for linkage:

Confiscation of vehicles
In some cases, instead of, or in addition to, a fine or prison sentence, the vehicle can be confiscated. The main offences for which it can be applied are:

• exceeding the speed limit by over 40 km/h
• repeated offence of driving under the influence of alcohol (0.40 mg per litre of breath)
• hit and run
• refusal to stop when requested
• driving without licence
• driving a vehicle with a licence of a category which does not cover that vehicle
• driving without insurance

In such a case, the vehicle becomes the property of the French government.

 

[Raven]

50 km over the speed limit...they should have crushed the vehicles in front of them.