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[Gwadien]

You'd assume everything flagged with NSFW includes titties or a fanny.

ehehehehe fanny

 

[fettoken]

Lol.. you

 

[Gwadien]

girl added me on fb at uni this is her latest status;

Standing on a crowded bus. Trying my best to keep my balance, its going pretty well.

updates every 5-10 mins, I shit you not.

 

[TdC]

post all her selfies on here

 

[mooSe_]

all the selfies you could ever need

http://instagram.com/mrpimpgoodgame

 

[Raven]

Unfriend her after telling her she is an annoying cow.

 

[TdC]

all the selfies you could ever need

http://instagram.com/mrpimpgoodgame

dude

 

[Raven]

Who's mother fucking dog is this?

 

[Shagrat]

I'm sick and tired of these motherfucking dogs, on my motherfucking website!

 

[TdC]

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.

Finally I thought about an age old question:

Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the bollocks?

Women always maintain that giving birth is far more painful than a bloke getting kicked in the bollocks.

Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the bollocks is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion.

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."

On the other hand, you never hear a bloke say, "You know, I think I'd like another kick in the bollocks."

I rest my case. Time for another beer.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Great reasoning there, but i shall put forward this;

Neither, the real terror is kidney stones. Combines the pain of giving birth -and- male genital pain.

 

[TdC]

it's not mine, I can't claim credit!

 

[mooSe_]

Too late; it's facebook official

 

[TdC]

at least it must be true. it's on the internets after all!

 

[mooSe_]

that hat comes right off! you're a big fat phoney

 

[Gwadien]

ate a bowl of scampi and mayo

Nom.

 

[Lamp]

Most dangerous chemical compound of the week is: chlorine trifluoride

A small industrial spill ate its way through 150cm of concrete and rock!
It is highly toxic, corrosive, will poison the environment if released, contact is lethal to humans, and will spontaneously ignite virtually every chemical compound it comes into contact with, including glass, sand, Teflon, asbestos, and gravel.

 

[Gwadien]

TdC sir, you are a cunt.

 

[rynnor]

Most dangerous chemical compound of the week is: chlorine trifluoride

Isn't it a precursor to certain chemical weapons?

 

[Lamp]

Yep, the Germans toyed around with it, but it was considered too dangerous to work with. Today, this is how chlorine trifluoride is handled

 

[mooSe_]

 

[georgie]

Wise words indeed.

 

[fettoken]

At work, hungry as usual. Msg the GF: "Fixa mat kvinna!" (Fix dinner woman)

Got as answer: "You fanny.."


Such language.

 

[Edmond]

I'm assuming she didn't use the word 'fanny' either?

 

[fettoken]

I'm assuming she didn't use the word 'fanny' either?

Thing is, she did. That's what puzzled me

 

[Edmond]

Perhaps Fanny means something different in Swedish, like Cockbadger

 

[fettoken]

Well, unless she's in the habit of calling me girlie names, i do not think it means differently than it does in Britain

 

[old.Tohtori]

Well, unless she's in the habit of calling me girlie names, i do not think it means differently than it does in Britain

True, you're a girl in any country

 

[Madmaxx]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvO5k5twFg4

 

[Job]

Isn't it a precursor to certain chemical weapons?

It ignites glass on contact.....holy crap