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[Raven]

Civil court and criminal court. They can still line the pockets of lawyers by bringing a civil case against the driver.

 

[georgie]

Ikea or DEATH!!!

Ikea or death

You scored 12 out of 20!

I feel some on here might have a distinct advantage.

 

[mooSe_]

You scored 20 out of 20!Congrats you are...
True Kvlt.

2EZ SON

I've never bought anything from Ikea so I just put all the unfamiliar ones as furniture

 

[Billargh]

12/20 also

 

[mooSe_]

älgs4Ikea

 

[Scouse]

Bexhill to Aberystwyth. Booking it all on one ticket? £94 return. Booking it for the same day, same route and same times. £57 return breaking it down into individual journeys. Work that out.

Split ticketing often works out a lot cheaper. There's a few websites that proport to do this for you, but they do a shit job tbfh.

 

[fettoken]

19/20.

 

[Madmaxx]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFFcuy_5k2Q

 

[Edmond]

Went to a job this morning and was talking to the customer 1st thing, and she asked where i was from, so i told her i was from the same area, born and bred, and i only lived about 2 miles away.

She says 'oh, your accent sounds different to local people, you have a very soft voice'. Off she went for the day and i didn't think much of it, then the guy that works for me said 'its funny she said that because Charlotte (his gf) thought you were gay' and it also turns out that the guy at our main supplier asked him the same question when i first went there.....wtf

So i am currently emailing them direct links the the booty and boob thread and also printing off 130 spread sheets with full details of my indexed pr0n collection

Come to think of it, i sound nothing like Deebs, he sounds like a right chav, and we grew up together....and i've heard he likes the CoC

 

[Scouse]

You sure the boob and booty threads aren't just giant beards, Ed?

 

[old.Osy]

Should've just hit on her. That'll show em.

 

[Access Denied]

Spoiler

So very true.

Edited for NSFW

 

[georgie]

Should've just hit on her. That'll show em.

Spuff on her face. A convincing argument right there.

 

[Punishment]

 

[TdC]

steal all her knickers. wear 'em.

 

[TdC]

wait...what?

 

[TdC]

Spoiler

View attachment 16671

So very true.

Edited for NSFW

all this really needs is the meh one. truth!

 

[mooSe_]

I'd like to have the fuck off button

 

[old.Osy]

That's mental, so friggin funny

 

[old.Tohtori]

God damn scottish bunnies
(No offense to Scots, but i couldn't understanda half of that )

 

[rynnor]

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-24486649

Do they employ these guys for hyperbole?

Embarassing as it is to be found spying on your own people and friendly nations is he seriously comparing it to previous UK spy shambles where military secrets were fed to actual enemy states?

I guess I missed the part where we declared war on china and russia?

 

[Raven]

He is just pissed off that our and America's criminal activity is being detailed.

 

[rynnor]

Can someone explain why the hell we are selling off the profitable bit of Royal mail for pennies but as taxpayers we are still stuck with its massive pension liabilities?

Tory bastards!

Last year taxpayers had to put 1.2 billion in to support the scheme and this is certain to increase in the many years ahead yet we are only selling it for 3 billion?

 

[Chilly]

Can someone explain why the hell we are selling off the profitable bit of Royal mail for pennies but as taxpayers we are still stuck with its massive pension liabilities?

Tory bastards!

Last year taxpayers had to put 1.2 billion in to support the scheme and this is certain to increase in the many years ahead yet we are only selling it for 3 billion?

£3.3b, and not even all of that. 51% of £3.3bn, so £1.65bn. The government still retains a 49% shareholding. Such a scam.

 

[Raven]

...and being sold at a massively deflated value. Anyone would think a bunch of cronies might cash on hard on this.

 

[fettoken]

Spoiler

View attachment 16671

So very true.

Edited for NSFW

On a scale from 1 to 10. How NSFW is this?

 

[rynnor]

On a scale from 1 to 10. How NSFW is this?

I cant see why it would be unsuitable for work tbh? Unless you work at facebook or something?

 

[Chilly]

I cant see why it would be unsuitable for work tbh? Unless you work at facebook or something?

0

 

[Gwadien]

Cos there's swearing on it...

You're just mad theres no titties.

 

[fettoken]

You'd assume everything flagged with NSFW includes titties or a fanny.