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Anyone ever owned a pair of Sennheiser HD280 Pro headphones? Hearing mixed reviews. I know feck-all about headphones. They're for a stage piano. Apparently Senn's are pretty good for musical instruments...:unsure:
 

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Cmon the bee suit was genius i should write comedy or something
 

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Anyone ever owned a pair of Sennheiser HD280 Pro headphones? Hearing mixed reviews. I know feck-all about headphones. They're for a stage piano. Apparently Senn's are pretty good for musical instruments...:unsure:
I use a pair of Sennheiser HD201's at work and I think they do the job well?

I guess that's not all that helpful....but I've only heard good things about Senn's
 

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Rules of Bedroom Football

(for those who missed out 10 years ago when it was doing the rounds)

1. There is a vast difference in grounds with regards to length and width, although they all conform within basic requirements.
2. Premiership grounds are all of high quality with well developed East and West stands.
3. Pitches vary from the well-grassed to the completely bald.
4. Remember it is always possible to score at both ends, but one end may always be preferable.
5. Bizarrely enough, shooting over the bar is sometimes preferred.
6. Take care not to be red carded in the tackle.
7. Tackling from behind is not always an offence - check with ground owner.
8. Be careful, as after a few pints a ground appears to be of premiership standard but in reality would not even be eligible for the Sidcup Social league.
9. Only some grounds offer five-a-side facilities.
10. Handling balls is allowed.
11. Some protection should be worn.
12. Singing songs about other players is banned.
13. Extra time may occur even if the scores are not drawn
14. Do not mention other grounds you have played on, or are currently playing on.
15. If the ground does not seem to have under-soil heating that is because it is dead - you sick man!
16. Scoring in dirty boxes is not always an option.
17. The taller your main striker the more chance of you scoring week-in, week-out.
18. You may have trouble developing a youth-team without Seaman.
19. Scoring with your head is only recommended if the ground has a large goal.
20. Pitches with snow on them should be avoided.
21. Wet pitches allow for long sliding tackles.
22. Visiting a ground too often may result in the purchase of a season ticket.
23. Photos of favourite grounds are useful for shooting and dribbling practice.
24. Players always try to get on top of their game but at times the game gets the better of them.
25. Local derbies are frowned upon in society.
26. Spectators are not usually present.
27. It is illegal to play on small, unturfed pitches.
28. You may find that the goal mouth is protected by a couple of wingers and a highly absorbent goalie.
29. English grounds often have more grass with a greater distribution.
30. Sand in the box damages the goal and the striker.
31. Plastic strikers aren't exclusive to subbuteo.
32. Only the best players can knock it round the back with ease.
 

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Windows XP. Open up a folder. At the bottom it says (e.g.) "9 objects". Why objects and not "items"?

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what I have learned from you island dwellers talking among yourselves and from personal experience in London and Edinburgh is that the general perception is that CARS rule the roads, and if you're not in a car you can fuck off. End of story.

Yep. Most non-bike using Britishers feel exactly like that.

They can fuck off. End of :)
 

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Buses piss me off more in central London than bikes. If you took half the buses off the road, you'd cut congestion dramatically. Earlier this year there was a 24 hour bus strike. Only 3 out of 17 bus companies put vehicles on the roads. The same number of people went to work, but the roads were an absolute joy to drive down. Aldwych, Princes Circus, Shaftesbury Avenue, Marylebone Road: all clear as a bell. Take Oxford Street: half the buses have no passengers on them, and you often see three buses with the same number behind one another. What's the point of that?
 

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Hey bitches, I'm posting this from my Xbox using Internet Explorer. You know, a web browser Microsoft said the Xbox would never ever EVAAAR have.

It took me about 10 mins to type this :<
 

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Hey bitches, I'm posting this from my Xbox using Internet Explorer. You know, a web browser Microsoft said the Xbox would never ever EVAAAR have.

It took me about 10 mins to type this :<
Nice... *installs horrible popup launcher for FreddysHouse that only starts if you view via XBOX*
 

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I'm surprised you can even get to this website using IE. It's capable of browsing? Since when!?
 

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Oh god I just sounded like a complete retard in a phone interview. I kept saying things that made no sense and random irrelevant information when answering questions.
 

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I'm on holiday, booking more holidays. This is full of win :)

Got two weekends away, and a week of relaxing before the end of the year :)
 

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Cadbury's Dairy Milk has gone from rectangular pieces to some curvy vaginal shape. WTF? Less chocolate for the same price.

Sodding American corporate take-over bastards. Give yourself a pat on the back, Brad, you square-jawed metrosexual white-tooth expensive-haircut iphone posing loud-mouthed annoying bucket of cum.
 

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What does it offer over the Google Nexus which costs over £100 less?


All I see when I read about the new features on Apple products is "It weights xxx and is xxx milimetres thick, almost 3 times thinner than previous cash cow" and nothing about anything of any value.
 

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