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[Nate]

What does it offer over the Google Nexus which costs over £100 less?

It has an Apple on the back

 

[Edmond]

The same story but from 2 different sources

This from BBC website

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-20042589

and this one from the Daily Fail

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...s-glamour-model-job.html?ICO=most_read_module

Why is it that the DM, shocked and outraged by anything to do with porn, always seem to have scantily clad lovelies in their stories

 

[Edmond]

This one's great too

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz...nis-pills-cheating-with-keha-and-rihanna.html

"Usher Raymond came to my house on the forth of july 2012 and sodomized me with a firework and lit it inside my anal area while blaring kate perry firework song in my ear drums."

 

[Job]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/u...-through-car-park-to-their-homes-8222755.html

 

[Lamp]

I bet working for Sanyo is a barrel of laughs

"Sanyo utilizes an extensive socialization process for new employees, so that they will be acclimatized to Sanyo's corporate culture. New employees take a five-month course during which they eat together and share company-provided sleeping accommodation. They learn everything from basic job requirements to company expectations for personal grooming and the appropriate way in which to address their coworkers and superiors."

 

[rynnor]

I bet working for Sanyo is a barrel of laughs

"Sanyo utilizes an extensive socialization process for new employees, so that they will be acclimatized to Sanyo's corporate culture. New employees take a five-month course during which they eat together and share company-provided sleeping accommodation. They learn everything from basic job requirements to company expectations for personal grooming and the appropriate way in which to address their coworkers and superiors."

Thats pretty standard in japan I think - when I used to deal with a Japanese bank you found they were incredibly hierarchical and noone would make a decision below VP level.

 

[old.Tohtori]

A whale caught trying to argue like Toht;


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=14MJXC0h4TU

 

[Nate]

Do do dooooo DOOOOO DOO DOOOO DOOO DIIAAAHH DOOO DOOO DIIAIAIAIAI Dya dya Diyaowa Diayoayoywa Do do do Diyawoaywaoya PFFFFT.

Google translate doesn't work but I think it's pretty obvious what he was trying to say. He wants to do a doo doo then repeats that, then he gets upset and wants everyone to die because they haven't paid attention to his needing doo doo, then repeats his threat of kill all humans and goes crazy about the doo doo. Finally has enough of it all with pfft.

 

[Nate]

The first part is a bit like this

 

[TdC]

A whale caught trying to argue like Toht;


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=14MJXC0h4TU

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QT2NOQ0P4t8

 

[old.Tohtori]

You realize just how old you are when the year you can put in to skip the age restriction checks in videos to 1994...

 

[old.Tohtori]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4aaScgdXSQ


Music from latest bioshock trailer, excellent.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

One for Toht:

 

[old.Tohtori]

So true, so true.

 

[Cyradix]

 

[Wazzerphuk]

http://www.neogamr.net/news/ubisoft-forgets-to-ship-activation-keys-with-rocksmith

 

[Wazzerphuk]

I have just seen the single largest unbroken turd I have ever witnessed in my life.

It wasn't mine.

The sheer girth on it was utterly incredible. It's as thick, if not thicker, than my FOREARM.

There was no toilet roll disposed in the toilet, which leads me to two conclusions:
1) He left unwiped
2) He was so proud of the turd and wanted to show it off that he wiped and disposed of it in another stall

Given it's sheer size and bulk I'd go with number 2 (HRRR).

I left it as a treat in there for others to see. Plus I was scared it'd block up the whole system on its way down that it'd cause a flood.

I'm glad I didn't have my phone on me or I'd have been tempted to take a picture to be honest.

 

[Nate]

http://www.neogamr.net/news/ubisoft-forgets-to-ship-activation-keys-with-rocksmith

That's so bad. More and more shit news from them about drm. It looks like an interesting take on the guitar hero thing though, it's just a shame it's ubisoft.

 

[Aoami]

development of a bat embryo

 

[Wazzerphuk]

http://uk.movies.yahoo.com/cinema-shows-paranormal-activity-instead-of-madagascar-3.html

 

[Access Denied]

I have just seen the single largest unbroken turd I have ever witnessed in my life.

It wasn't mine.

The sheer girth on it was utterly incredible. It's as thick, if not thicker, than my FOREARM.

There was no toilet roll disposed in the toilet, which leads me to two conclusions:
1) He left unwiped
2) He was so proud of the turd and wanted to show it off that he wiped and disposed of it in another stall

Given it's sheer size and bulk I'd go with number 2 (HRRR).

I left it as a treat in there for others to see. Plus I was scared it'd block up the whole system on its way down that it'd cause a flood.

I'm glad I didn't have my phone on me or I'd have been tempted to take a picture to be honest.

Wasn't in Tesco extra, Hastings was it? Couple of times when I was working there someone left a similar surprise in the staff bogs.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUXV3ANiFGA

 

[Scouse]

"Sanyo utilizes an extensive socialization process for new employees, so that they will be acclimatized to Sanyo's corporate culture. New employees take a five-month course during which they eat together and share company-provided sleeping accommodation. They learn everything from basic job requirements to company expectations for personal grooming and the appropriate way in which to address their coworkers and superiors."

Corporate facism.

 

[Scouse]

http://www.neogamr.net/news/ubisoft-forgets-to-ship-activation-keys-with-rocksmith

I was thinking of buying that. But now I know it's Ubisoft I think I'll pirate it.

 

[cHodAX]

I was thinking of buying that. But now I know it's Ubisoft I think I'll pirate it.

YAARR!!

 

[old.user4556]

 

[BloodOmen]

"A North Korean military officer has been executed with a mortar shell blast for disrespecting late 'Dear Leader' Kim Jong-il by drinking alcohol during the 100-day mourning period.
South Korean media claim Kim Chol, the secretive state’s former vice minister of the army, was forced to stand on a spot that had been targeted with a mortar on the orders of Kim Jong-un.
The North Korean leader, who took over from his father after his death in December last year, demanded Kim Chol was 'obliterated', with 'no trace of him behind, down to his hair' in January."


Nice to see the horrible little cunt is taking after daddy.

 

[TdC]

http://uk.movies.yahoo.com/cinema-shows-paranormal-activity-instead-of-madagascar-3.html

“I've watched a few horror films in my time but the 'Paranormal Activity' films are the scariest since 'The Exorcist'.

those people must watch some shit films then :-/

 

[Shagrat]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TN1BN4keamc&feature=youtu.be

 

[Cerb]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZRzqbfPu6E&feature=relmfu