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[Lamp]

For any book-worms in London this Sunday:

The 23rd annual Paperback and Pulp Book Fair, which will be held on Sunday October 28th 2012, 10:00 am – 3:00 pm at The Park Plaza Hotel, 239 Vauxhall Bridge Road, London SW1V 1EQ

http://www.paperbackandpulp.blogspot.co.uk/

 

[megadave]

I have just seen the single largest unbroken turd I have ever witnessed in my life.

It wasn't mine.

The sheer girth on it was utterly incredible. It's as thick, if not thicker, than my FOREARM.

There was no toilet roll disposed in the toilet, which leads me to two conclusions:
1) He left unwiped
2) He was so proud of the turd and wanted to show it off that he wiped and disposed of it in another stall

Given it's sheer size and bulk I'd go with number 2 (HRRR).

I left it as a treat in there for others to see. Plus I was scared it'd block up the whole system on its way down that it'd cause a flood.

I'm glad I didn't have my phone on me or I'd have been tempted to take a picture to be honest.

Probably so big that a flush had no effect.

 

[Lamp]

I have just seen the single largest unbroken turd I have ever witnessed in my life....

When you gotta go, you gotta go. Wiping is a luxury.

http://deludedinformer.tripod.com/dump.html

 

[Wazzerphuk]

It was still there three hours later. People had tried flushing it but it wouldn't go. Bwahahahaha

 

[sayward]

Was anyone else in London today? They were handing out free Greek Yoghourt at Victoria station. I have never seen so many people eating yoghourt especially wandering around a railway station, it was quite weird. Hundreds of them. It was a marketing ploy that failed as I for one couldn't remember what make it was.

 

[Aoami]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuX7psH9PHY

 

[old.Tohtori]

http://narf-archive.com/dp/44883d5937e0456aae234abd14c74608a16a5d35.jpeg

and

http://thehairpin.com/2011/01/women-laughing-alone-with-salad/

Women eh?

 

[Wazzerphuk]

3, 5, 7 & 12 especially

http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/gal...ctures?CMP=twt_fd#/?picture=398262579&index=0

 

[Cyradix]

 

[Cerb]

At some point in life you have do ask yourself:


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XREnvJRkif0

 

[Cyradix]

 

[Cyradix]

http://twentytwowords.com/2012/10/2...rtrait-of-a-woman-throwing-water-on-her-face/

 

[Scouse]

http://twentytwowords.com/2012/10/2...rtrait-of-a-woman-throwing-water-on-her-face/

Some humans must see the world very differently...

 

[Cyradix]

 

[Nate]

They are everywhere in australian gift shops, Sydney too not just outback places. They have claws too which I guess are supposed to be back scratchers.

 

[Cerb]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y_Kd9ZoA6Q&feature=player_embedded#
!

Top Drawer stuff

 

[Raven]

http://twentytwowords.com/2012/10/2...rtrait-of-a-woman-throwing-water-on-her-face/

That is actually quite scary how he can get the detail.

 

[Zarjazz]

http://twentytwowords.com/2012/10/2...rtrait-of-a-woman-throwing-water-on-her-face/

Honestly when I first saw that I instantly thought fake. I need more proof this isn't just simple photoshop hax.

 

[Scouse]

Honestly when I first saw that I instantly thought fake. I need more proof this isn't just simple photoshop hax.

I looked at it and tbfh I thought the same thing.

We'll never know I guess

 

[Billargh]

If you were producing such quality, you'd think he would record himself doing so just to prove the doubters wrong.

 

[Lamp]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/24/catarina-migliorini-sells-virginity-780k_n_2010260.html

 

[cHodAX]

Silly girl but I suppose that is life changing money for her so who am I to judge?

 

[Lamp]

I want to get me a kangaroo scrotum

Give one to the Mrs as a pressie. She'll be using it for months before I tell her it used to house kangaroo cum.

 

[Lamp]

Is Charles Manson crazy or just plain bad? Bit of both?

You've seen those clips on Youtube. How much is calculated performance. Or is he just one screwed up nutball?

 

[Lamp]

Is it too early to start a Christmas 2012 Thread?

 

[pikeh]

Apparently not, my wife asked if we could put decs up this weekend....Hmmm..

 

[Gwadien]

Is it too early to start a Christmas 2012 Thread?

Christmas countdown starts after my birthday!

 

[Raven]

Fuck Xmas, fuck it in the arse.

 

[Bahumat]

Just ate 600g of sirloin, rump, fillet and rib eye at Gauchos! Had cheese, crackers and port for dessert. Gonna go home and pass out now

 

[DaGaffer]

Is it too early to start a Christmas 2012 Thread?

My Christmas has already started; Gift guides and site graphics are all in progress and we'll be in Christmas mode a week on Monday. We have decorations for sale already.