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[Gwadien]

What did our lord Jesus Christ say? "Where's the left over curry, luv? Oh yeah, I ate it in the middle of the night. Well, just do us a couple of fish finger sarnies. Cheers my dear. Yeah, I'll take you shopping later." (Lamp, 69:10:5)

My Toht senses are tingling.

 

[Lamp]

Thanks, Ed.
At least someone on here appreciates a proper breakfast

Museli & porridge. Bollocks. Getting cold and wet. What you need is comfort food 24/7. A good woman. A bookcase full of amazing books. A proper fire, decent fireworks, and a swimming pool sized vat of tea.

 

[Edmond]

I would love a fish finger sandwich for breakfast, smothered in tartare sauce.....Mmmmmmm

 

[Raven]

I for one had bacon sandwiches, brown bread, red sauce.

 

[Madmaxx]

marmite on toast !

 

[Gwadien]

I HAD NOTHING

 

[Billargh]

Red sauce is for gays.

 

[Overdriven]

red sauce.

Ketchup.

 

[cHodAX]

Nutella on toast, not too shabby at all.

 

[Aoami]

bacon and eggs with curry ketchup for me

 

[mooSe_]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YefTtNmJ3c4

 

[Gwadien]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dZ5BtZkIR4&feature=player_embedded
Tate Modern award goes toooo

 

[CorNokZ]

It was cooler when they squirted paint out their anuses

 

[Lamp]

I know its old, but this pic makes me LOL everytime I see it

 

[TdC]

SHE'S SOOOOO CUTE I WANT TO KEEP HER!!!!

 

[Lamp]

I managed 41 seconds of that video. My poor ears.

 

[Punishment]

I had weetos for breakfast

 

[TdC]

I managed 41 seconds of that video. My poor ears.

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!! she's delicious

 

[TdC]

http://www.wimp.com/catbike/

 

[TdC]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViuIsNcxFic

 

[old.user4556]

Got an alert on my phone of an M class solar flare - expect significant aurora to pickup in 24-36 hours.

 

[old.Tohtori]

My Toht senses are tingling.

Wrong deity, and jebey would've been more of a scouser , what with being an anarchist and a drunk

 

[Fast]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxch-yi14BE&feature=related

 

[Job]

Got an alert on my phone of an M class solar flare - expect significant aurora to pickup in 24-36 hours.

You have solar flare alerts on your phone?
I kneel in front of astronomy geek.

 

[old.user4556]

Great app, called Solar Monitor.

 

[Job]

I have a similar one , it's called win-dow.

 

[old.user4556]

 

[Gwadien]

Made the winnest burgers, 2 venison burgers (£1 from Tesco) a bun, some lettuce, Tomato Chutney, with McCains Mexican Wedges, win.

 

[Sydrik]

I'll see your burgers and raise you 2 pork and apple burgers from the butchers, lightly toasted fresh made soft rolls from the bakers, 2 runny fried eggs, 2 rashers of crispy bacon and lashings of tomato sauce.

 

[Job]

I'm ressurecting my mobile site, not telling you what it is, but it was pretty popular in the 90's-noughties, changing it from news and babes to a Dailymash style format.
Here's a sample of the 'what do you think' section (stolen off theonion of course)


Conspiracy theorists are back on the news of Neil Armstrong's death, claiming the Moon landinConspiracy theorists are back on the news of Neil Armstrong's death, claiming the Moon landings were faked
What do you think?


Gilbert Dawson teacher
I'm no nutjob, but I think it's rather obvious then Neil never returned from the Moon and the man that just died was a clone, produced by alien technology and the real Neil is on the Moon controlling us all with Moon beams that he channels through Elvis


James Higson submariner
This is so spooky, after reading of his passing, I looked out of the window and the Moon was there, right in the sky, made me shudder


Jackie Shister grain weigher
My life insurance company rang me this morning to ask me if I smoke, drink or regularly go to the Moon


Peter Alpine van driver
Has Buzz Aldrin been interviewed? He has never forgiven Neil for not letting him wear a bee outfit over his spacesuit.