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[DaGaffer]

I spent £160 a steamstation iron yesterday, I R now poor again until end of month.

You spent £160 on an iron? What the fuck is wrong with you?

 

[Cerb]

Is it automatic?

 

[Raven]

Iron? What is this device you talk about?

 

[mooSe_]

my band from back in the day


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnTQmFHIA-I

 

[cHodAX]

You spent £160 on an iron? What the fuck is wrong with you?

Piles of work shirts and casual shirts, a good steam station just obliterates them in a minute and they look perfect. Even a decent normal iron takes way too fucking long, back and forth, back forth. Fuck that. It's a couple of hours or more a week of my life I will never be able to get back. This new iron will cut that in half or less, it's an extra hour in bed, thats 52 more hours sleep per year!

 

[Nate]

One of these does the trick for me. You put the creased up peace of shit in, you force the beast of a machine down, you wait 5 seconds(eat bacon wrapped in bacon during this time), bench the beast back up and it's done. You will now look like an alpha dawg!

Man Iron

No waggling my arms around to get creases out! I don't fuck around.

 

[cHodAX]

One of these does the trick for me. You put the creased up peace of shit in, you force the beast of a machine down, you wait 5 seconds(eat bacon wrapped in bacon during this time), bench the beast back up and it's done. You will now look like an alpha dawg!

Man Iron

No waggling my arms around to get creases out! I don't fuck around.

This was the best I could do for the money...

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Tefal-Gv846...M4CM/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1347456343&sr=8-1

 

[Cerb]

Sweet jesus are we really discussing Irons?

 

[cHodAX]

Sweet jesus are we really discussing Irons?

Yes and if Ireland's recession gets any worse the only jobs left there might be the washing/ironing that we export for you to do so be bloody grateful!

 

[old.Tohtori]

There is NO such thing as a Man Iron. Unless we're talking 9, or taste in mouth at "that time of month".

 

[Gwadien]

Sweet jesus are we really discussing Irons?

Cerb, you always say something really Irish Cliché, then I read the rest of the forum in a Irish accent, can you please stop.

 

[old.user4556]

You spent £160 on an iron? What the fuck is wrong with you?

Quite cheap for a woman.

 

[DaGaffer]

Piles of work shirts and casual shirts, a good steam station just obliterates them in a minute and they look perfect. Even a decent normal iron takes way too fucking long, back and forth, back forth. Fuck that. It's a couple of hours or more a week of my life I will never be able to get back. This new iron will cut that in half or less, it's an extra hour in bed, thats 52 more hours sleep per year!

You know what obliterates them even more quickly? A cleaner.

Quite cheap for a woman.

That was kind of my point. Don't buy labour saving aids, buy labour saving people.

 

[old.user4556]

Especially one that's good in bed.

A woman who irons like a maid and fucks like a whore - that's a huge cost to benefit ratio.

 

[Cerb]

Cerb, you always say something really Irish Cliché, then I read the rest of the forum in a Irish accent, can you please stop.

I'm actually not sure which part of what I said was the Irish cliche?

To be sure to be sure.

 

[Cerb]

Diddley ei

 

[Cerb]

Yes and if Ireland's recession gets any worse the only jobs left there might be the washing/ironing that we export for you to do so be bloody grateful!

Good thing I bailed out when I had the chance then!

 

[DaGaffer]

I'm actually not sure which part of what I said was the Irish cliche?

To be sure to be sure.

"sweet jesus". Which isn't an Irish cliché but I bet he's busy saying Jaaysus in his head.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

I've never ironed in my life.

+1

 

[Cerb]

Ah if I was really trying to go for the cliche(how do you get the inflection over the e there?) I'd have said "Suufffffferin Jaaaaaaysus"

 

[caLLous]

alt + 130 = é

You need to know these things if you live in France and refuse to the adopt the headfuck that is the AZERTY keyboard layout.

 

[cHodAX]

You know what obliterates them even more quickly? A cleaner.



That was kind of my point. Don't buy labour saving aids, buy labour saving people.

I can't afford a cleaner.

 

[cHodAX]

There is NO such thing as a Man Iron. Unless we're talking 9, or taste in mouth at "that time of month".

Bad man.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

alt + 130 = é

You need to know these things if you live in France and refuse to the adopt the headfuck that is the AZERTY keyboard layout.

Or just press Alt Gr + e

Noob.

 

[DaGaffer]

Or just press Alt Gr + e

Noob.

Or just have an inline spell checker that does it for you. Ubernoob.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

What would be the point in that when you rarely, if ever, need to do it? Fair enough if you actually write in languages that use them but if you don't then using something like that for no real reason is EVEN MORE NOOBISH

 

[Bahumat]

Can you explain how that big fuck off contraption irons shirts better? If there is a crease and you slam that thing down its still gonna leave a crease so I can't see how you save time?

 

[DaGaffer]

What would be the point in that when you rarely, if ever, need to do it? Fair enough if you actually write in languages that use them but if you don't then using something like that for no real reason is EVEN MORE NOOBISH

Whatchoo talkin' about Willis? Cliché with the accent comes up with the UK spellchecker. Ooh look, I did it again.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

So... he should run a spellchecker on the off chance that he might need to type one stolen word?

 

[DaGaffer]

No, he should run a spell checker to check his spelling. Handling accents is a handy side benefit.