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[Tom]

I think they're actually saying it isn't in the woman's interest to report the matter to the police. I don't know Scouse - perhaps listen to the people with expertise in this matter, rather than take an ideological standpoint.

 

[Lamp]

View: https://youtube.com/watch?v=P6wz6tb7mjM&si=bqny0N77fe4zn8yN

 

[Scouse]

Ahh Billy


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsNKSbTNd5I

 

[Scouse]

Rishi Sunak's NOTED or NOT?

Can you guess which of Rishi's tweets have been Community Noted?

noted-or-not.bagpuss.org

"Fun"

 

[Lamp]

Can anyone recommend a good chemistry set for adults?

Most of the ones I've seen are for kids. Turning liquids into different colours. Yawn. Need something a bit more interesting. Present for brother-in-law's birthday

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[Scouse]

Someone'll point out the fish are trapped in a glass prison, so maybe they're still better off

 

[Lamp]

Fujitsu bastards

 

[DaGaffer]

Fujitsu bastards

Why do you think Fujitsu bought ICL in the first place? This has always been there, under Tories and Labour. ICL were the go-to for government contracts since government IT contracts have existed, because back then, for reasons of national security, there was literally no-one else. Now, despite being Japanese, they're embedded so deeply into government IT that unpicking them is harder than putting up with their basic shittiness.

 

[Lamp]

Unsurprisingly I got told off for doing this. Playing with your food. Acting like a 5 year old. Its not funny. Men!

 

[Deebs]

Unsurprisingly I got told off for doing this. Playing with your food. Acting like a 5 year old. Its not funny. Men!
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From a more serious side, has that sausage seen any form of heat? Or is it an albino sausage?

 

[Lamp]

Just went for a wee. There's a Tesco pork sausage where my winkie should be
What the hell have I've eaten?

 

[Scouse]

This is a weirdly fascinating car crash that you don't expect:


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65iwnI2hjAA

 

[Scouse]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=di7DPBR2Dvo

 

[BloodOmen]

Vince McMahon (WWE Owner) allegations being discussed

Some of the highlights (all of these come with an allegedly for obv reasons)

- He raped a woman in WWE HQ with another executive
- He shit on her head during a threesome
- He passed her around to other WWE executives / stars
- He shared videos and images of her around the company
- He got her to sign an NDA and offered her $3,000,000 - He then didn't pay her the rest she was owed so she's breaking the NDA



View: https://youtu.be/UNFDw8QaXMw

 

[Wij]

Vince McMahon (WWE Owner) allegations being discussed

Some of the highlights (all of these come with an allegedly for obv reasons)

- He raped a woman in WWE HQ with another executive
- He shit on her head during a threesome
- He passed her around to other WWE executives / stars
- He shared videos and images of her around the company
- He got her to sign an NDA and offered her $3,000,000 - He then didn't pay her the rest she was owed so she's breaking the NDA



View: https://youtu.be/UNFDw8QaXMw

No, surely not. He always came across as a nice, sensible chap.

 

[Scouse]

No, surely not. He always came across as a nice, sensible chap.

I mean, the whole thing is bullshit pantomime for retards anyway, so why anyone is surprised a con-artist is a cunt in other walks of life...

 

[Lamp]

Meant to go to work today. Ended up on the sofa watching all 3 Hobbit films

 

[Deebs]

Meant to go to work today. Ended up on the sofa watching all 3 Hobbit films

I watched all 3 over the past couple of weeks, along with Matrix, Terminator, Debbie does ....

 

[Edmond]

Cor I want one of these!!!

No you don't, do not start pointing them at your windows, you'll put me out of business

 

[DaGaffer]

This is a weirdly fascinating car crash that you don't expect:


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65iwnI2hjAA

I genuinely thought the cops were going to make him stop. Good to see the UK isn't entirely a police state. Yet.

 

[Raven]

I think I've broken my finger. Fuck all point bothering to seek any sort of medical help. Annoyingly, it’s my right click finger.

 

[Raven]

 

[Lamp]

I think I've broken my finger. Fuck all point bothering to seek any sort of medical help. Annoyingly, it’s my right click finger.

How did you do that? You'll have to rely on the other hand for a while.

I think Amazon sell left-handed tissues...

 

[Lamp]

Found a packet of MSG in the cupboard I forgot I ordered. Sprinkled some on my tongue. It's fantastic! Pure umami. Got that lovely mushroomy / tomato flavour that makes your mouth water. Can't wait to start using it. 🤤🤤

Amazon £3

 

[Scouse]

I think I've broken my finger. Fuck all point bothering to seek any sort of medical help. Annoyingly, it’s my right click finger.

It's worth getting it checked out at a hospital just in case m8. Breaks can give lifelong pain and sometimes there's stuff they can do that will sort that.

 

[Scouse]

Anyone got a better shelving idea for my "big shed" than this:

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?

Half the room is office, looking nice. Half the room is space for bikes, chainsaw, garage type equipment. The stuff looks very industrial, but it's cheap(ish) and would solve a fair few efficiently stacked issues.

 

[Scouse]

I genuinely thought the cops were going to make him stop. Good to see the UK isn't entirely a police state. Yet.

Yep. But I didn't like her line of asks tbh. She knows it's a public place.

 

[Raven]

It's worth getting it checked out at a hospital just in case m8. Breaks can give lifelong pain and sometimes there's stuff they can do that will sort that.

I will get the pharmacist to look at it on Monday, our hospital just got put into special measures, and A&E is a porta-cabin. I just can't be arsed.

It was a weird one, bent the end bit of finger the wrong way, so made it into an S shape.

 

[DaGaffer]

I will get the pharmacist to look at it on Monday, our hospital just got put into special measures, and A&E is a porta-cabin. I just can't be arsed.

It was a weird one, bent the end bit of finger the wrong way, so made it into an S shape.

I did that with my whole arm when I was 15, greenstick fracture. I looked like Reed Richards.